(Stan) That's right the world's best El Diablo
(Wendy) Isn't that spanish for Devil?
(Stan) Ahem anyway Get in the car
(Wendy) Huh? Oh right..
(They both get in the car)
(Wendy) Say if your name is Stanford why does it say Stanley?
(Stan) Stop asking so many questions and drive
(Wendy) Sorry uumm..
(Stan) Alright Lesson one
Always adjust the seat so that you can comfortably reach both pedals I learned that one the hard way
(Wendy) Got it (Wendy adjusts the seat)
(Stan) Lesson two The Right Pedal is the acceleration Pedal use it to speed up the car if you wanna slow down put your right foot on the other pedal
(Wendy) But that's the right pedal..
(Stan) Believe me using your right foot on both is the proper option I-
(Wendy) Learned that one the hard way?
(Stan) Right...
Lesson three here you have your Rear View Mirror
And to your sides you have the outside mirrors to protect you from blind spots...
Lesson four put your Seat Belt on you don't wanna be flung into the back of the car like I was back in 83
(Wendy) Ok..
(Puts Seat Belt on)
(Stan) Lesson five This here is your Shift Lever there are four Gauges right now it's in park
Shift it to Neutral and it's natural momentum will carry it forward
If it's in Drive it'll move forwards once you take it off the brake and of course there's Reverse
Which puts it in Reverse obviously
(Wendy) Got it
(Stan) Are you taking notes?
(Wendy) Uh no should I be?
(Stan) Probably a good idea considering how dumb you teens can be..
(Wendy) HEY!
(Stan) Alright now put her in drive (Puts his seat belt on)
Make sure you foot is on the brake so the car doesn't go forward before you're ready
(Puts blind fold on)
(Wendy) Uumm.. what are you doing?
(Stan) Don't mind me i'm just blind folding
Now don't worry about putting the steering wheel back in the center
So long as you loosen your grip on the wheel it'll go back on it's own
(Wendy) Ok
(Stan) Now start driving
(Wendy) Right now? On the road?
(Stan) Yeah go ahead
(Wendy) But what if I hit something?
(Stan) This car's been through a lot worse than anything you could do it besides i'm supervising you aren't I?
(Wendy) ...You're wearing a blind fold..
(Stan) But i'm listening out! I have ears you know! Besides I have faith in you
(Wendy) Okk.. (She goes into the road)
(Stan) What happened? have we hit something yet?
(Wendy) I thought you said you had faith in me!
(Stan) Sheesh i'm only- (CRASH)
(Wendy) Uuhh heheh
(Stan) Oh great How bad are the damages?
(Wendy) J-just a cracked window
(Stan) ..
(Wendy) Look Stan i'm REALLY sorry
(Stan) It's fine she's been through worse
(Wendy) Wow.. thanks Stan
(Stan) Now just drive
(Wendy) Ok
(And they drive around for a while)
(Wendy gets out of the car)
(Wendy) Thanks again Stan!
(Stan) Don't mention it...(Walks in the door)
(Dipper and Mabel's Mom) Hey Stan so how'd it go?
(Stan) Eh alright I guess Ariel we only wrecked once (Author) (Credit to TheKawaiifan for coming up with that name)
(Ariel) Well that's good will you two be doing this again soon?
(Stan) The heck no!
(Ariel) Hahaha
Well that was a short fic... The End no wait there's more!
(Later that night)
(Stan walks up to the Vending Machine and inputs the code)
(Stan walks behind the Vending Machine down the stairs inputs another code and heads to floor 1)
(Read Let's not talk about it to understand this part Slightly better)
(Soldier 1) OH HEY BOSS! Hahaha funny thing we were just about to-
(Stan) SILENCE! Your services are no longer needed
(Soldier 2) Say whuh?
(Stan) I got the item I needed sets the Lumberjack hat down)
(Soldier 2) ! How'd you do it Boss?
(Stan) It was quite simple really... she came to me
(Soldier 1) Great! Now you have the next key to your Master Plan!
But uhh.. what'd we need this hat for again?
(Stan) Because my minions this hat was formally an ancient tome
(Soldier 1) What?
(Stan) The words of the tome were transferred into this hat by The Writer and became invisible to the naked eye
(Soldier 2) But if you can't see it then how will you use this for your plan?
(Stan) Because I have the bodily construct and it's time for me to transfer it back into it's original form
(Pulls out another Journal marked 0)
(Performs a spell transporting the words back into the book)
(Stan then opens the Journal to two pages that look like a map)
(Stan) And now to find it
(Soldiers) ?!
And that's it for this fanfic next Wendy gets kidnapped by an alien brain lol