Short stories of randomness and shortness! XD

Heh, I'm a loser. I'm changing this to just random things, because I always write these short little stories, but never post them so I figured this would be the best thing to do with them.

Skuldugggery (Three G's, really Brooke?) Pleasant: Please Remember (God, that's a bad chapter title)

Valkyrie Cain ran into the Sanctuary, pushing past sorcerers. Skulduggery had gone missing several weeks ago. Some Sanctuary agents found him wondering around in Roarhaven. He was now sitting in the Medical Bay with both Kenspeckle and Nye.

Valkyrie was pissed they got Skulduggery two days ago! And they hadn't bothered to tell her, not even Ghastly. Tanith was the one to tell her. Valkyrie had plotted several ways to murder Ghastly, but decided not to kill him… yet. He had a ten year old daughter to look after.

Valkyrie pushed her way into the Medical Bay. Skulduggery sat there in a bed, head tilted at an aggravated angle. Valkyrie smiled, but didn't approach him. She had been warned earlier that the Skeleton wasn't himself. It took all her self control to stop herself from running into his arms. But she couldn't, because he didn't remember any of them. Skulduggery Pleasant had lost his memory.

"Hello, Valkyrie." Kenspeckle said noticing the girl standing in the doorway. He gestured for her to come over and she did. Skulduggery looked at the new comer with his skull tilted at a questioning level. "This is Valkyrie Cain, do you remember her?"

"I can't say I do." Skulduggery said thoughtfully. He looked at Valkyrie for several seconds before sighing, unnecessarily.

"Valkyrie here is your partner." Kenspeckle said using a tone of voice he only used around Valkyrie. He was treating Skulduggery as a human being. "You've been friends for over 50 years."

"Interesting." Skulduggery murmured thoughtfully, Valkyrie could tell he was trying to remember.

"Valkyrie, I'm going to release him to your custody. I want you to keep him in check and try to help him remember." Kenspeckle said, Valkyrie nodded, Skulduggery got out of the bed as Kenspeckle walked out of the room.

"Where are we going?" Skulduggery asked following Valkyrie out into the city of Roarhaven.

"Two choices: One, My house or two: your house." Valkyrie asked looking at her partner. She walked over to the Bentley. "Do you remember the Bentley?"

"No and my house would be preferable." Skulduggery said getting into the passenger side. Valkyrie dug around in her pocket for the key. She got into the Bentley being allowed to drive was weird. She put the key in the ignition and drove to the house on Cemetery Road.

. . .

"Do you remember anything about yourself?" Valkyrie asked smiling slightly as Skulduggery sat in his favorite chair.

"Nothing, besides the basics, I can read, talk, use magic, and things like that, but I don't know anything else besides that." Skulduggery said looking Valkyrie up and down. "Tell me about yourself and us."

"My names Valkyrie Cain, but when you first met me it was Stephanie Edgly. We first met when I was twelve at my uncle's funeral. We've been best friends ever since." Valkyrie said smiling at the memory of when they first met. "Why don't you ask a question and I'll do my best to answer."

"How old am I and how old are you?"

"Your somewhere in the 400's and I'm around 60 or so."

"You're just a baby." Skulduggery said a smile in his voice.

"I am not." Valkyrie said indignantly.

"Who were all the people who came to visit me?" Skulduggery asked.

"I don't know who came, but these are your friends." Valkyrie said flipping out her phone. She tapped the screen twice and pulled up her pictures in a hologram. She made it bigger and showed a picture of Ghastly. "This is Ghastly Bespoke, you other best friend, tailor, fellow Dead Man, and an Elder. (Picture of Tanith sitting on Bentley) This is Tanith Low, my other best friend, she annoys you, and right after this picture you tried to kill her. (Picture of China reading a book in the library) This is China Sorrows, you're not really friends with her, but you tolerate her and she's the grand mage. (Picture of Dexter and Saracen) This is Dexter Vex and Saracen Rue, they were also in the dead men, you guys have been friends for hundreds of years. (Picture of Anton not looking happy) this is Anton Shudder he was also a dead man and never leaves his hotel. (Picture of Skul hitting Fletcher) the guy your hitting here is Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter, really annoying, and my ex-boyfriend."

They spent the rest of the day going over everything that happened in Skulduggery's life. By the end of the day Valkyrie felt like crying. They hadn't made any progress besides mildly annoy Skulduggery and break Valkyrie's phone after she threw it at the wall in frustration. Skulduggery was meditating in the chair, while Valkyrie thought over what to do. He seemed to have the most trouble with her. He could remember bits and pieces about the others, but couldn't remember the slightest thing about Valkyrie.

Valkyrie went up to her bedroom, not wanting to leave Skulduggery. She grabbed her all ready broken phone and chucked it at the wall. Shattering all the remaining pieces and cracking the wall, if Skulduggery got his memory back, he was going to kill her. Valkyrie looked around she needed something else to throw. She grabbed a healing stone from the top of her dresser and chucked it at the wall, shattering that as well. Valkyrie flopped onto the bed and screamed into her pillow. Why did he have to forget? She needed him, she relied on him. Valkyrie soon fell asleep only to be plagued with nightmares.

AN: Sorry about the shortness. (Was that short? It felt short) I don't really like this chapter, it's defiantly not my best, but I plan to write more on this so it'll get better… hopefully. If anyone has a good name for the Ghanith baby that would be most appreciated. Also if you want to add a character to my stories or have an idea, please tell me. In messaging or reviews I don't care. Anyway, hope you liked it and please review!