Alright now readers, here is part 2 to this story!
Okay, now most of you are worried about this, but I'll let you know right now: This story isn't going to have any sex scenes at all for 2 reasons;
1.) The story would get bumped to an M Rating, which isn't my intention, and 2.) This story is about Lincoln putting up with Luna's antics which pushes him to getting Luna and Luan to make up with each other; this isn't a Loudcest story.
Aside from that, I think this story will probably be 3 chapters long (depending on how much I'm dealing with) so it may be relatively shorter than my previous stories for this series. Just don't be surprised.
Now enough with that, for this chapter, with advice from Lori, Lincoln tries to get Luna to move out of his room, using three methods to do so, and some other stuff will be occurring as well. How will this go? What kind of talk will Lori give to her brother? What methods will Lincoln use? And will his methods of driving her out of his room actually backfire? Read and find out now!
THE NEXT MORNING (LOUD HOUSE RESIDENCE):
It was a beautiful Monday morning at the Loud House Residence, and inside the house, we see the second oldest sister Leni heading into the bathroom first; supposedly to wash herself up in the shower. She entered the bathroom, closed the door behind her, and headed for the bathtub. Once she approached it, Leni turned the left faucet to the side to get it running. Once it started running, she then heard someone making a gurgling sound from the water and some coughing, which got Leni confused as to who was in the bathtub at this our. Despite being the ditzy sister she is, even she has at least some common sense to know if something was up.
Turning off the water for a minute, she moved the curtain to the side and was greeted to a rather soaked Lincoln, who had an annoyed look on his face from being splashed by water, with his hair soaked and everything. Letting out a gasp, Leni looked shocked as she then cried out.
"Lincoln," Leni shouted while making an assumption as to why Lincoln was in there. "You didn't tell me you wanted to go swimming! I could have taken you myself!"
Letting out a cough, Lincoln got up and got out of the tub.
"Ack, I wasn't swimming Leni," Lincoln told her. "I was sleeping."
Leaving the ditzy sister confused, Lincoln marched out of the bathroom with his soaked pillow in hand as he walked down the hall.
We then see Lynn who had woken up and she was right outside the hallway when she saw Lincoln pass by.
"Whoa Lincoln," Lynn called out. "You look like you're in rough shape bro!"
"Was it obvious," Lincoln retorted in mild irritation. "I got some business to attend to in my room right now Lynn, so if you don't mind."
Lincoln continued to head to his bedroom, leaving the sporty sister stunned and confused by her brother's crankiness.
"Wow, Lincoln is really in rough shape right now," Lynn said to herself. "The last time he was this upset was when he shared his room with me."
Despite this, Lynn shrugged her shoulders and went back to getting her day started.
While Lincoln was heading to his room, he thought back to everything he had gone through yesterday; he can tolerate Luna getting him to rock out with her, he can tolerate her inviting her roadie Chunk to his room while he was in his undies, he can tolerate her blasting her amps loudly while also doing a stage dive every so often, heck he can even tolerate her blasting her headphones at full blast so she can fall asleep, but after the little…accident last night when she unintentionally kissed him…yeah, that was the final push that Lincoln needed to try to get Luna out of his room. He was willing to let it go if it never happened again, but he wanted to have his room back. It was time for him to get her back with Luan.
We see Luna walking out of Lincoln's room, yawning and stretching after having a goodnight sleep (having no memory of what had happened last night) as she was willing to start the day perfectly, when she saw her brother approaching her.
"Hey, morning bro," Luna greeted him. "I slept great last night. How did you sleep bro?"
"Alright, alright, it was all so good and all, but now your time in my room is up," Lincoln disregarded his pillow as he then proceeded to pushing Luna back to her original room with Luna. "I seriously hope that you had enjoyed your night in my room, because your time has expired. I hope you had a wonderful time, and hopefully you won't be bunking in it again soon."
Luna was shocked by this as Lincoln then successfully pushed her back into her original room and then dusted his hands off at his job being done, but before he could make it back to his room, he heard a voice from the room.
"Hey! What are you doing in here?!" Luan shouted in annoyance.
"What am I doing in here," Luna snapped in aggravation.
"GET OUT!"
"Whatever sis," Luna marched out with an aggravated look on her face as Lincoln was stunned by this outburst as Luna headed straight for Lincoln's room.
"Forget you jokester wannabe, I'm going to stay in Lincoln's room some more," Luna sneered. "He's more of a kickass than you!"
Luna didn't care that she said that, she didn't want to stay with Luan. Lincoln was shocked by this turn of events as he then cried out to Luna.
"LUNA! WAIT, I-"
Lincoln didn't finish that sentence, since Luna slammed Lincoln's door behind her. Lincoln then turned his attention to Luan and then begged.
"Luan please, you got to take Luna back, and make her your room mate again!" Lincoln pleads to her.
"I'd rather Mick a Swagger! Hahaha, get it," Luan joked and punned before she spoke in a serious tone. "But seriously, I don't want her as my room mate anymore!"
"But-"
Lincoln couldn't finish that sentence because Luan slammed the door in front of him as a way of ending their discussion. Letting out an aggravated and irritated groan, Lincoln was really ticked off that this wasn't the way he wanted things to go. He then sighed and started thinking about what he should do about this.
Nearby, we see that the eldest sister Lori had heard this entire discussion take place and saw just how upset Lincoln looked. Having become a better sister after that phone accident, Lori couldn't help but feel some sort of sympathy for him and the predicament he was stuck in currently. Letting out a sigh, she then called out to Lincoln from her bedroom.
"Hey Lincoln,"
Lincoln looked up and saw that his sister Lori had called out to her and he sighed in an apathetic manner.
"Oh, hey Lori."
"Lincoln, could you come in here for a moment," She asked him.
Lincoln felt like he had nothing to lose at the moment, since he had no idea on how to get Luna and Luan back together again. As a result, he headed for Lori and Leni's room and entered. Lori then closed the door behind her and then said.
"Take a seat on my bed for a moment."
Lincoln complied as he did so. Once he did that, Lori approached him and sat right next to him and started speaking.
"So bro, I hear you're having a Luna problem right?"
This got Lincoln's attention as he then asked.
"How did you know?"
"I overheard the discussion from my room," She then got to the point. "Now listen bro, you know that in this family, sharing is an essential to us all and we all have to do it, and with the size our family is, there's no avoiding it."
Lincoln knew she was right as he then sighed.
"I know that Lori," Lincoln then started letting his problems out by speaking. "It's just that, all day yesterday, Luna's antics put me through some serious madness that I can't even say. I rocked out with her, she had her roadie Chunk come in while I was in my undies, she blasted her amps loudly while I was trying to sleep, and she also listened to her headphones at full blast, right next to my ear no less, which kept me from sleeping. It's just driving me nuts!"
Lori could actually understand Lincoln's pain he's going through right now, as she then said.
"I feel your pain Linc," She admitted. "I would go crazy too if I had to deal with Luna's antics as a room mate on a daily basis. I would literally end up going off the wall as a result, so I know how you feel."
Lincoln then sighed and then said sadly.
"But at the same time, I don't want to make her upset," Lincoln admitted. "She looks up to me when she is having trouble with stuff she's dealing with. You remember the time she came to me and asked for advice on how to get some money from mom and dad so she could get that Mick Swagger T-Shirt from an auction she discovered?"
"Yeah Lincoln, I remember that all too well," Lori grinned at that memory when Lincoln helped his sisters by giving them advice on how to convince their parents to give them money for stuff, even though it came with the cost of Lincoln not getting any money in the aftermath, but the sisters ended up making it up to him by throwing that special private concert for him.
"My point is, I'm not sure of what to do," Lincoln seemed desperate. "She looks up to me and depends on my help with this stuff."
"Well can you blame her Lincoln," Lori laughed in a friendly manner. "You're just a good roommate. I don't think any of us could have a better room mate than you little bro."
Lincoln then thought about what she said and his mind thought back to the time Lynn and Lucy were in a scuffle and he wanted Lynn out of his room. It was then an idea started forming in his head.
"Wait a minute, what if I wasn't a good room mate; what if I was a bad room mate," Lincoln questioned himself as he then said out loud. "That's it, I think I have a plan that can not only get Luna out of my room, but will also get her to make up with Luan again. I think all I have to do is to fight fire with fire, and get her to the point where she doesn't want to bunk with me anymore and then she'll leave my room as a result!"
Lori wasn't sure what to think about this plan that Lincoln had, but despite this, she sighed and then stated.
"Well Lincoln, whatever this plan of yours might be, just know that I can't make the decision for you," She stated. "That decision is all on your behalf; it's your choice and your choice only bro. This plan you may have in mind is all up to you. I hope you understand that Linc."
Lincoln nodded slowly as he spoke.
"I understand sis," He then gave her a hug. "Thanks for the talk though Lori, I really appreciate it."
"Don't mention it little bro," Lori rustled his hair for a minute before the hug broke apart.
"Well, I guess it's time I put Operation 'Get-Luna-to-Move-Out-of-My-Room-and-Move-Back-in-With-Luan' into action," Lincoln said as he headed for the door, but not before Lori stopped.
"Wait Lincy, we still have school, remember," She reminded him.
Drat! I nearly forgot about that!
Showing a face palm at that slipping, Lincoln sighed.
"Right, I guess I'll start it after school," Lincoln then opened the door. Lincoln then left the room with Lori calling out to him and saying her farewell, which resulted in Lincoln doing the same as Lincoln was going to put his plan into action…right after the school day…
Later that afternoon, after school, we see Luna having entered the Loud House as she then went upstairs and headed straight for Lincoln's bedroom, feeling anticipated on spending some more time with her little brother again and having so much fun with him. The moment she approached his door though, was when she then tripped and fell…right into a wagon, that had the word 'WELCOME' painted on the side of it as the door to Lincoln's room opened up and pulled the wagon with Luna in it into the room as Luna was confused.
"Hey, what the…?" She didn't finish as confetti was tossed over her and a party blower was blown into her face as what she saw next left her speechless. In front of her was Lincoln, but he was shown to be dressed up like Luan, as his first plan to get her to leave is to impersonate Luan; the very reason Luna moved in with Lincoln in the first place. As Luna stared with her mouth agape, Lincoln then decided to imitate Luan as he spoke like her.
"Why hello there sis, I really hope you like the welcome wagon that I did just for you," Lincoln then laughed in a manner similar to Luan after giving that pun. "Get it?"
As Luna continued to look shock, while having gotten out of the wagon, Lincoln then decided to tell her a joke.
"Well Luna, there's a joke that I've been meaning to tell you all day," Lincoln then cleared his throat and started. "So, did you hear about the guy who went to the store just so he can buy rock n roll? Well, the clerk told him that we don't sell rocks since customers threw them at people the last time they sold them, and that rolls can only be sold at the bakery store right next door! Hahahaha! Get it?"
Lincoln then gave one last crack up joke for his rocking sister as Luna was still speechless.
"Hey, hey, here's one I know you'll love," Lincoln then told her. "What is the different between a guitar and a fish?" Luna didn't respond as Lincoln delivered the punch line. "You can tune a guitar, but you cannot tuna fish! HAHAHAHAHAHA! GET IT LUNA!?"
After realizing Luna was speechless still, Lincoln then got to the point.
"But seriously though sis, this is the real me, and I am pretty sure you don't want to have me as your room mate anymore and you want to move out of my room, and I can perfectly understand if that's what you want to do."
After Lincoln stopped speaking, Luna took a few moments before finally finding her voice.
"Oh…" Luna said simple as Lincoln grinned, hoping his plan worked. Unfortunately for him, it backfired as Luna started laughing at this, which caused Lincoln to frown.
"Oh man bro, that was killer," Luna stopped laughing. "Seriously dude that was the best impression of Luan I have ever seen in my life! You are such a riot at parties buddy!"
Luna then gave Lincoln a bear hug as she then told him.
"You are the best room mate ever little bro!"
Dang it... Lincoln scolded himself mentally at this backfiring as he had an annoyed look on his face again. Guess I have to go with plan B…
Lincoln then decided to move to Plan B to get Luna to move out of his room, after Luna finishes with what she was going to do with Lincoln…
Sometime later, after dinner, Luna was heading back up to Lincoln's room again and was about to opening up his bedroom door, when she heard some noise going off on the other side. This got Luna particularly confused.
Wonder what's going on in there? She asked herself mentally as she then opened the bedroom door and then spoke.
"Hey, what's going on in-WHAT THE…?"
She didn't finish that sentence due to what she was seeing. She was seeing Lincoln on top of her amps, rocking out with her guitar while copying Luna's trademark rock-out moves while playing the song 'American Idiot' by Green Day on Luna's trademark guitar. Luna was completely shocked as she was taking this in. Hoping this plan will work, Lincoln then started to perform the lyrics off key.
'DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!'
Lincoln then jumped onto his bed as he performed some more on the guitar as Luna couldn't think of anything to say.
'DON'T WANT A NATION UNDER THE NEW MEDIA!'
Lincoln then got onto the floor while rocking out some more as Luna then finally found her voice.
"Lincoln, you actually stole my rock-out moves and performing techniques," Luna sounded appalled as if she was disappointed in him. Lincoln saw this and smirked, seeing that his plan was working as he continued singing.
'AND CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF HYSTERIA?!'
Lincoln played on the guitar while grinning, seeing that Luna was probably going to move out of his room after seeing this.
Unfortunately for him, it also backfired when Luna grew a smirk on her face and then remarked to him.
"Looks like I have been rubbing off on you, eh little bro," Luna complimented in praise as Lincoln stopped playing and look shocked. "I knew there was a little rock and roll in all of us dude, and that you have decided to take my advice and rock out! You're best rocking bro ever man! Love you Lincoln."
She rustled his hair and kissed him…on the cheek this time and in a sisterly manner, which got Lincoln agitated again.
Dang it! I thought that would have worked! Lincoln thought. Well I still have one last trick up my sleeve…
Lincoln was planning on put Plan C into action when Luna was sleeping. For now, because of what she just saw, Luna decided to get Lincoln to perform some awesome rock songs together until it was bedtime…
Later on that night, it was bedtime as Lincoln and Luna were both in the same bed, and to a complete surprise, Luna was actually sleeping without the headphones blasting this time as Lincoln was pretending to sleep right next to her. When Lincoln poked his eyes open and saw Luna sleeping next to her, he decided to make his move. He then busted a radio, placed it next to her ear, turned it on and it then started playing the song 'I Wanna Rock' by Twisted Sister at full blast.
'I WANNA ROCK! ROCK!'
This caused Luna to bolt up awake in a buzz as she shook from the suddenly loud noise and saw what woke her up.
'I WANNA ROCK! ROCK!'
She saw that it was Lincoln who was blasting the radio at max volume while rocking out as Luna then looked shocked by this as the song kept playing.
'I WANT TO ROCK! ROCK!'
We see Lincoln bobbing his head and throwing up the goats in a rock and roll fashion just like he did at his first SMOOCH concert, which ironically, was made possible thanks to the girl that was in his bed right next to him at this very moment.
'I WANNA ROCK! ROCK!'
Luna's face then grew into annoyance as Lincoln took notice of this and stopped the song as Luna then made this one comment.
"That's it bro, you just pulled the plug on me now dude," Luna said with a slightly annoyed tone. "There's only one thing I must do now…"
With that said she then got out of his bed and left his room, as Lincoln this work, while he started grinning towards the readers, thinking his plan was finally a success.
Sadly, the success was really short lived, since Luna came back in, with all of her stuff with her, including a British flag, several Mick Swagger Posters, Rock n Roll merchandise, and several other stuff related to those categories.
"Bro, I can't think of a better roomie than you dude, none of our sisters can compare to the coolness you have displayed to me," Luna remarked. "In fact, you're so awesome; I have finally decided to move into your room…permanently."
DANG IT! DANG IT! DANG NABBIT! Lincoln thought to himself in failure. I WAS SO CLOSE WITH GETTING HER OUT OF MY ROOM TOO!
Lincoln sat in defeat as Luna decided to get ready for bed again while permanently stay with Lincoln in his bedroom…
Late in the night, we see a bloodshot red eyed Lincoln being unable to sleep since Luna is now his permanent room mate (supposedly) and he couldn't process the situation correctly. As he continued thinking about this, he heard Luna talking in his sleep again.
"Oh…oh, your looking rad tonight Sam," Luna said in her sleep. "Are you ready to take it to the next level, or as I would say, ready for round 2 love?"
Lincoln immediately got out of his bed as he heard Luna speaking in his sleep some more.
"Oh Sammy baby, you are hot tonight, so what do you say dude, do you Feel like Makin' Love," Luna spoke in a rather seductive tone in her sleep. "C'mon brah, you wouldn't leave me hanging, and plus I'm feelin' amped up again, so Come on Baby, Light my Fire!"
Lincoln knew what this mention and he wasted no time in taking action. Before the story ends up getting bumped up to an M Rating, and before the story also becomes a Loudcest story as a result, Lincoln high-tails it out of the room in a flash as he then bolted straight for the bathroom, not turning back as he then closed the door behind him once he entered the bathroom. He then panted repeatedly after entering the bedroom and then gets in the bathtub to sleep in it yet again just like he did last night…
Of course, this leads to the following morning being exactly the same as it was yesterday morning, with Leni planning on showering, Lincoln waking up to splashing water, and then leaving the bathroom all soaked afterwards, looking peeved like before with dampened hair. As he was heading back to his room however, he then hears the sounds of someone strumming an electric guitar in Luan's bedroom as he decides to investigate this. When he poked his head into the room, he sees Luan trying to play and strum one of Luna's spare electric guitars that she found and he had a confused look on his face.
"Uh, Luan?" Lincoln got her attention and was about to ask her a question before Luan blurted out.
"Electric Guitar," Luan then put the electric guitar away as if she was never using it. "What Electric Guitar?"
Lincoln was left confused by this as he headed back to his room with that in mind. When he got back to his room, he then saw Luna lying on his bed, reading one of Luan's Joke Books that she found lying around, and this got Lincoln even more confused than before.
"Luna?" Lincoln got her attention as she then looked startled.
"Joke Book," Luna put the book underneath Lincoln's pillow "What Joke Book?"
Lincoln was left confused as Luna then got off of Lincoln's bed and headed right out his bedroom door, leaving Lincoln to ponder about what he had just witnessed with Luan and Luna just now.
"Hmmm…" With a confused and bewildered look on his face, Lincoln spent several minutes processing this all before coming to the conclusion of what was really going on with the both of them…
In the next scene, Lincoln is in Lori's bedroom yet again as he was telling his eldest sister about what he just witnessed Luan and Luna doing and then told her about the conclusion that he came to from thinking about the two events that he saw from them.
"…so as you can see Lori, I know that they both miss each other and things aren't balanced when they are separate," Lincoln was wrapping up his explanation. "That's why I want them to make up to each other and be able to be room mates again."
"I get that Lincoln, they just need some help with making up to each other," Lori spoke. "And you're just the person who can do that."
"Wait, how?" Lincoln was confused.
Lori then huffed as a response and reminded him.
"Lincoln, we don't call you the 'Man with the Plan' for a reason," She told him. "Not to mention you have been put into this situation at least once before in the past. Remember the time you had to share your room with Lynn since she and Lucy weren't compromising with each other? You were the one who helped them make up with each other and share their room again."
"Yes I remember that, and I am aware of that too," Lincoln nodded. "Are you sure I can do it?"
"Lincoln, you're the sibling that knows about each and every one of us," Lori spoke. "You knew what my favorite type of smoothie was and what kind of pedicure I'd like to have that one time, so you should be able to do something like this."
Understanding she was right, Lincoln nodded once again.
"I get it know, I just don't know what I should do to get them to make up…"
Realizing she needs to play her 'big sister' role in this scenario, Lori decided to tell Lincoln about something.
"Okay little bro, I can see your very desperate with this, so I'm going to give you some advice to help you," Lori then explained. "If you want Luna and Luan to make up, you should probably make a plan for them to meet and prepare for them some dinner that they'll both enjoy, just like all the dinners that I've been treated to on all those dinner dates I've been on with Bobby Boo-Boo Bear…"
As she was gushing about those times, Lincoln takes that in and figures out that that is what he needs to do.
"That is actually a good idea Lori," Lincoln admitted. "If I can get them to make up on this dinner together, just like I did with Lynn and Lucy that one time, maybe they'll make up and they'll share their room together again. This plan should work."
"I hope it does work too, and also Lincy, if you are having any more problems with this, feel free to let me know if it becomes too much for you to handle," Lori told him.
"Got it," Lincoln smiled. "Thanks so much for the advice Lori, it really does help."
"Don't mention it little bro," She rustled his hair. "Just trying to help you like the big sister that I am…"
"I get it," Lincoln then headed for the door. "Time to put this new plan into action…"
It was then Lori cleared her throat as a way of giving him a reminder, which he got the message quickly.
"…right after school, of course." Lincoln sighed as he then left the bedroom to get ready for school and then after school he would plan the dinner for Luan and Luna to have in order to make up and be room mates again. Lincoln was unsure if this plan will work, but he in all seriousness hopes that this plan will be successful and he can finally let go of the madness he's put up with from Luna which really threw him off track. It can only be revealed later that even when the outcome may or may not be resolved between the two of them…
END OF PART 2…
YEAH THAT'S THE END OF THIS PART! I KNOW THIS CHAPTER IS RELATIVELY SHORTER THAN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE AS I SAID BEFORE, THIS STORY WILL PROBABLY BE ONLY 3 CHAPTERS LONG, AND I BELIEVE THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL PROBABLY BE THE LAST ONE TO THIS STORY! STILL, I DO HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND AND I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS STORY SO FAR!
ANYWAY, I'M DEFINITELY NOT SURE IF THIS STORY WILL DO BETTER THAN 'THE TROUBLE WITH SPIDER ISSUES' SINCE THIS STORY IS EVEN SHORTER THAN THAT STORY! IT MIGHT DO BETTER THAN THAT ONE, BUT IT PROBABLY WON'T BE AS GREAT AS THE STORY 'LORI DEALING WITH NOMOPHOBIA' WAS! EVEN THEN, I FEEL LIKE I ENJOY CREATING THIS STORY AND SUCH!
ANYWAY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH MORE TO SAY FOR THIS AUTHOR'S NOTE NOW, SO I'M JUST GONNA SKIP TO THE CHASE: NEXT TIME, LINCOLN PREPARES DINNER FOR LUNA AND LUAN, TRIES TO GET THEM TO MAKE PEACE WITH EACH OTHER, AND SOME OTHER STUFF WILL OCCUR FROM ALL THIS! HOW WILL LUNA AND LUAN REACT TO THIS? WILL THEY FORGIVE EACH OTHER? WHAT KIND OF DINNER WILL LINCOLN MAKE FOR THEM? HOW WILL LINCOLN REACT TO THEIR OUTCOME? AND WILL LUNA AND LUAN BECOME BUNKMATES AGAIN, OR WILL LINCOLN FOREVER BE FORCE TO HAVE LUNA BE HIS PERMANENT ROOM MATE? FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!
FOR NOW, ONLY IF YOU LIKE, YOU CAN LEAVE YOURSELF A REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS STORY SO FAR!
OUTSIDE OF THAT, I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO ADD TO THIS! SO UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER, I DO HOPE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE OUTCOME AND ON THAT NOTE, GOODBYE FOR NOW READERS!