I don't own Harry Potter.
Chapter 2: I've Decided
When I first caught sight of my bald self in the mirror, I thought things could not get worse. I was wrong.
It was times like this that made me wish I was born in a different world. A peaceful world like Pokemon. Think about it. A world where you can be 10 yrs old for 19 years and counting. Do you remember how many times a trainer was blasted by water, set on fire, electrocuted, etc. and survived? Pretty sure it was every single time. I would bet on it. Although that could just be because they didn't want to air deaths on a show for kids and the kids-at-heart.
Back to the topic, house elves have shitty names. My parents are Mitsy and Floppy.
I am (GROOT...JK) Moppy. Ten guesses how I got that name. -_-
My life isn't the worse. It's just boring as hell. I found out that my parents had me because the Malfoys are planning to have a child soon, and I am the poor fucker who will be bonded to it. In preparation, I was born and am being taught how to clean, cook, and be the perfect lackey/punching bag for my master. I am so freaking excited (-.-). Plus, Master Lucius hasn't been happy with the current house elves.
In between my hours of hell, I've been thinking. It's inevitable that I will be bound to what I believe to be Draco Malfoy, unless there is a change to the story. There is no way I will be powerful enough to stop it from happening. If things go its natural course, I'm going to be a very unhappy and abused house elf.
Good thing that doesn't have to happen. Plus, the darn house elf genetics kind of wants someone or something to take care of. So, I've decided...things have to change.
Draco Malfoy cannot be a whiny prissy bigot that he was in the books and movies. He has to be badass 'cause no way am I having canon!Malfoy ordering me around and embarrassing me. Yes, "embarrassing me" because I don't think I'll make it if he says "Wait till my father hears about this" and variations.
He's not the only one I am planning on changing. I'm planning to become badass myself. Afterall, the fanfics keep talking about the house elves' inert ability to do wandless magic and disregard the witches' and wizards' magic. I gets me thinking that if only house elves weren't so clingy and workaholic, we could've taken over the world.
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Can you imagine us in power? We would probably order people to be messy on purpose so we can clean up after them. With us in charge, there would be no wars because everyone would be so fucking happy with having to do nothing.
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So...yeah. I am going to be badass.