A/N: Well enough people commented and wanted me to make more. So now this is my series. BTW Sunny With a Chance of Memories is on hold till I do more characterization, lots of new people in there so it needs to be done.

MISCrasyaboutfanfics owns Rule 35.

Guidelines for living with Cybertronians

By Zack Collins

Proofread by Vanessa Corpus

Rule 21: Sideswipe no singing any Brentalfloss songs.

(He sang the Tetris With Lyrics song)

("Mom just loves to flip and stack." Sarah agrees with this.)

("It will fill you with glee especially if you have a 'vage and boobs." 1 Femme after him)

("Your mom loves it, mine dose too." Judy agrees.)

(Call me sexist, bitch it's still true." 2 Femme's after him.)

(Elita and Arcee tackled him and Elita made me cringe.)

("Tetris hurts when I wanna neuter you.")

Rule 22: Jazz you are not an exception of the above rule.

(He sang the song 'Corey' to Flareup and replaces Corey with her name.)

(It was really cute 'till he said that he could plug into her Xbox and she could mess around with his Wii)

(He's still in Medbay.)

Rule 23: Seaspray…Seriously, you really did the same thing that Jazz and Sideswipe did?

(He sang the Bubble Man with Lyrics to the Decepticons in the rec. room.)

(He walks in saying "You're gonna die, I'll show you why. My tools are clean, by that I mean." Few of the 'Con's ran because they thought he had Ratchet's tools.)

(Than he pointed a finger at Megatron. "'O Megatron you've messed with the wrong-O 'Bot this time.")

(He was gonna get jumped until the green bubbles came out. "Once more, I had chipotle for lunch so Bubbles galore!" All the 'Con's cleared out except for Megatron.)

(Seaspray is in Medbay with Jazz)

Rule 24: No quoting Brentalfloss.

"I don't care if you're a cute Seeker; I'll kick your aft." (Vanessa: Megatron, the war is over. Stop putting down your S.I.C.)
"Scream a battle cry loud enough so the bitch can hear it." (This was UNEXPECTED when Prime said that to Megatron in the Training Simulator.)
"I am Megatron. Here's my Mega-plan, YOU DIE!" (Jazz hates you now.)
"If you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the ****ing bag!" (Sam wasn't quoting Brentalfloss when he said that to Leo.) (Vanessa: Eww…)
"Wait, wait. I'm wrong. You have….Crabs." (I think Sam started to cry when Ratchet said that to Mikaela. Ratchet and Mikaela were in on that joke mind you.)
"It's dangerous to go alone…TAKE THIS!" *Present Condom* (Leo said that to Sam and Mikaela during their 'cuddle time.' Sam would have punched him but Mikaela beat him to it. People in Medbay: 3)
"And even though Bluestreak has a nice rack." (Jazz made Blue cry. We know that he has a 'set' but that's how his alt mode is.)

(I would wonder why this is not banned but then again….)

(MEGATRON)

Rule 25: If you rehearse a mock battle, make sure the safety is on EVERY weapon.

(Optimus and Sideswipe were practicing a scene they would do on Music Night.)

(One of Sideswipe's blades made a gash in Optimus' armor. He didn't notice and Prowl fritzed when he saw Sideswipe's fake energon-stained servos; Prime's gash, and heard what Prime said.)

("And how quick you had him dispatch his brothers; you call this Murder a Savior.")

(People in Medbay: 5)

Rule 26: Same thing with creating fake battles.

(Sideswipe and Sunstreaker created a battle scene. Sideswipe Vs. the world.)

(Everything went well till the sword duel with the brothers. Sunstreaker grabbed his brother by the throat and threw him at a wall.)

(It wasn't a fake wall and Sideswipe crashed through.)

(Right into Medbay.)

(People in Medbay: 7 because Ratchet got a hold of Sunny)

Rule 27: If you're playing Gears of War, make sure Red Alert is nowhere near.

(The base went on lockdown and now it has reinforced flooring, seismic alarms, and hidden gun turrets.)

(I tried to tell him that it was a game but nooooo.)

Rule 28: Same goes with Resident Evil.

(Now we have flamethrower turrets.)

Rule 29: Make sure that the human/transformer is not scared when playing a horror game.

(Sam freaks when he plays Resident Evil 1 Remake.)

(Sunstreaker screams like a femme when he plays Fatal Frame.)

(Megatron had trouble recharging after playing Silent Hill 3.)

(Wait….what?)

Rule 30: Ninja Assassin is now banned.

(Frenzy loved the movie and he and Rumble reenacted half of the action scenes.)

(Vanessa: Barricade now has a Katana and a knife connected to a chain in his quarters.)

(Vanessa: Bumblebee refuses to walk in the dark because Barricade got those two weapons plus his shurikens.)

Rule 31: Advance War games should only last ONE day.

(So Prowl and Soundwave, your battle with each other has been going on for 3 months.)

(Vanessa and I want our copies of Days of Ruin back.)

Rule 32: Don't compare Transformers to Final Fantasy.

(Starscream can be an angry/Emo Cloud.)

(Shockwave is Vincent.)

(Ratchet is Cid.)

(Prime is Cecil)

(Ironhide is Tellah)

(And Megatron is Golbez.)

('Nuff said.)

Rule 33: When at Vanessa's job, don't have a race with the baskets.

(Ironhide: Sam, Leo, Miles along with Bumblebee's holoform decided to have a Basket race.)

(Ironhide: Miles and Leo were winning till Leo lost control and Miles hit the back of my truck alt-mode.)

(Ironhide: I set up my Holoform, got out, and went back in after I saw the amount of blood on the back of myself.)

(Ironhide: Miles is in Medbay, I am still in the washracks.)

Rule 34: There is porn of them.

(Miles: NO EXCEPTIONS!)

(After Leo stumbled upon it, it spread faster than a virus.)

(Leo's innocent E-Mail prank turned into a mass fritzing.)

(Megatron and Optimus can still be scarred.)

(People in Medbay: There's a line now for people waiting to have their processors purged.)

Rule 35: No stupid stunts.

(Chances are you will end up in medbay and Ratchet will hurt you.)

(SAM, MILES, EPPS, AND BUMBLEBEE.)

Rule 36: If you're going to write a fan fiction, make sure its PG-13

(Vanessa, the NSFW you wrote on Optimus and Megatron is just plain WRONG.)

(Vanessa: So. Those two are a hot pairing. Have you seen Prime's holoform?)

(I'm not gay.)

Rule 37: No interrupting 'Praise Be To Decepticon.'

(Decepticons get huffy, very huffy.)

(Hook will use you as a test subject and Ratchet will need to take time out of his schedule to save you.)

Rule 38: No posting Holoforms on the internet.

(VANESSA, MIKAELA, MAGGIE.)

(Sam: MIKAELA! I am shocked.)

(Mikaela: Don't blame me, Sunstreakers Holoform looks hot.)

(Maggie: How did you find out about that anyways?)

(Starscream was muttering about how he was groped at the mall to the point where girls wanted to tear his clothing off.)

(Vanessa: Oh I remember that, I got to see him half-naked. :DDDDD)

Rule 39: Mudflap and Skids are not to go near any important rooms unless a supervisor is present.

(Those two get into way too much trouble.)

(Starscream had to repair his lab from scratch because of an explosion from those two.)

Rule 40: Don't touch Barricade's weapons.

(Vanessa: My guardian was not happy when he found out that someone took his knife and chain.)

(Vanessa: ThunderCracker got a shuriken to the aft because he stole his weapon.)

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Yay 20 more!

Suggestions are nice to see.