HEYYYY! Yeah, I know, blah blah blah... You guys can vote for boys and girls now cause im writing this on a sunday night and both of them are out... and when Gibby sang I accidently didn't underline it so yeah, he sang that. BBBBYYYYYEEEEEEE!
Ryan: We are back with our second episode of American Idol and have a great show for you tonight! To start you off we have Jade West singing Cannibal!
Jade: I have a heart I swear I do I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch Whenever you tell me I'm pretty
But just not baby when it comes to you
I get so hungry when you say you love me
If you know what's good for you
I think you're hot I think you're cool
You're the kinda guy I'd stalk in school
But now that I'm famous, you're up my anus
Now I'm gonna eat you fool!
Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore animal, I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I'll eat you up)
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I'll eat you up)
That's when the hunger really hits me
You're little heart goes pitter patter
I want your liver on a platter
Use your finger to stir my tea
and for dessert I'll suck your teeth
Be too sweet and you'll be a gonner
I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer
Ryan: Thank you for that...lovely...song. Next is Cat Valentine singing Better than Revenge!
Cat: The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and... I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it She's not a saint
I had it all, I had him right where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
But she's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
Ryan: Next we have Sam Pucket singing Super Bass!
Sam: This one is for the boys with the booming system And he ill, he real, he might got a deal Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Top down, AC with the cooling system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a m****f***** trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
Ryan: Thank you! Now we have Carly Shay singing Firework!
Carly: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, Do you ever feel already buried deep? You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine 'Cause baby you're a firework Baby, you're a firework
drifting through the wind
wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
like a house of cards,
one blow from caving in?
6 feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you
Just own the night like the 4th of July
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe
Ryan: Thanks, Carly! Now we have lastly, Tori singing Teenage Dream!
Tori: You think I'm pretty Before you met me Let's go all the way tonight You make me feel My heart stops
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
Ryan: Thank you! Don't forget to vote! Make sure your favorite stays in! This is...AMERICAN IDOL!