this is really short for taking so long. but the original 2nd chapter was deleted before i could put it on here. so yeah. i don't own the part of interlude by saint h that i borrowed and rewrote. i still don't own teen titans and after this you'll be happy that i don't.
Bzzzt. Bzzzt. Signal interruption. Signal interruption. Now playing:

How it Should Have Been.

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"I am more horny for Robin!"

"I am more horny for Robin!"

"I am hornier than Lindsey Lohan is for recognition!"

"I am hornier than Tom Cruise is for George Lopez!"

"I am hornier than Ben Affleck for a cheap hooker!"

"I am hornier than some lifeless computer nerd for HENTAI!" Starfire declared.

"I am hornier than Josh Griffin!"

"I AM HORNIER THAN FEMALEODD'S EX BOYFRIEND SAM!"

"NO WAY! NO ONE IS THAT HORNY! I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!" Dark Starfire said as she was absorbed into our good Starfire.

Bzzzt

Starfire dances sexily for an O.OU looking Robin. Beast boy and cyborg are spying on the scene giggling.

"We seriously have to get Starfire drunk more often." Beast boy said between giggles.

A mad looking raven appeared.

"YOU DID WHAT?"

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Robin is investigating the deaths of Beast boy and Cyborg (hmm...i wonder who killed them.) when Starfire appears.

"I shall miss Beast boy. He had the-"

"Hey, keep it PG!" Femaleodd screamed over top of Starfire. But alas, Robin heard Starfire.

"You mouth slut!" He screamed and then he killed Starfire.

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Now only Raven and Robin were left.

"Now what will we do?" Raven said in a way that had suggestive themes written all over it.

"I know!" Then, Raven and Robin had an-

"Computer! KEEP IT PG!" Femaleodd screamed. "God, you can't even get a non perverted computer nowadays." She muttered as she walked off and left Raven and Robin alone to keep from being scarred for life.

now with that last funny coment review. and make me happy. and give me ideas damn you!