Cirque HNS ch2 (Shut Up!)

A/N
Been a long while. I just got back from battle of the books. The big battle. (I wouldn't recommend joining ever.) I don't like being told what to read. I'm also tired of a friend of mine telling me that FanFiction sucks and it's stupid. It's not. It's AWESOME I ALSO FINISHED OCEAN OF BLOOD! (Book 2 of Mr. Crepsley's Saga.)

THIS CHAPTER HAS NO HIDE N SEEK IN IT. IT WILL BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER THOUGH.

Darren. What's with you and warp-holes?

OtA. It's coz I haven't read about them before and I thought how could I bring other characters in without doing a crossover story.

Darren. Aight.

Ian. So you deleted your other FanFics that involved Hunger Games. Why?

OtA. Well, I used to be a HUGE Hunger Games Trilogy Fan. I read the Saga of Darren Shan and found it waay better. I kicked all my Hunger Games FanFics to the curb. I can't write about something I don't like. And I won't write about Tower Prep unless it gets cancelled or renewed for another season.

Ian. Well, shouldn't I seize to exist since I was pulled from your Hunger Games/ Tower Prep FanFiction.

OtA. Yes.

Evra. OtA doesn't own The Saga of Darren Shan or the characters in it. He also doesn't own Mira or Ian.
He does own Jaden Hagane.

Ian. Who the hell is that?

OtA. A new other character.

Jaden. YEAH I KILL RV. HE SUCKS!

3rd Person POV

What comes out of the Warp-Hole is RV and Debbie.

And suddenly in goes Mira and Ian.

Darren, MIRA!

Debbie, oh Hey boyfriend.

Vancha, OK OK. WHAT THE HELL! I KILLED YOU BOTH.

RV, DesTiny brought us back.

Destiny, Yes I di... *shuriken goes through his throat*. (For S.L. Gibbs for hating him.)

Vancha, SSHUUTTT UPPP.

Evra, Vancha why'd you do that fo... *shuriken goes through his throat*. (Also for S.L.)

Vancha, SSSHHUUTT UPP .

Debbie (whispering to RV), Why does he keep on kil... *shuriken goes through her throat*. (for S.L. And other Debbie haters)

Vancha, SSHUUUTTT UPPPP.

RV, You can't hurt me coz I'm AWESOME. *shuriken is thrown by Vancha and misses*.

Vancha, Crap, I missed. :'(

RV, Yeah coz you suc... *shuriken goes through his throat*. (TO ALL THOSE FELLOW RV HATERS.)

Jaden, SHUT UP!

The people with shurikens in their throats all died.

Darren, umm. YAY? what happened to Mira and Ian?

OtA, Umm. Ian had to be sent back as stated earlier. And Mira. She had To leave. I think she is weird how she is all lovey-Dovey. And now it's all your saga's characters.

Darren, Seems Aight. I ain't allowed to date anyway. You know, being a Vampire and everything.

OtA, I'm ruining it by adding some of Mr. Crepsley Saga characters later when... * OtA is interrupted when ANOTHER warp-hole opens.*

Mr. Crepsley goes to look.

There are 4 figures. (SPOILERS? IDK IF THEY ARE.)

1 of the 4, Well if it isn't Quicksilver.
Another 1, Hello brother. ( Read the books to understand.)
Another 1, Hello my love
Another 1, I AM A BLOODSUCKER LIKE YE!

Mr. Crepsley, CHARNA'S GUTS! WHY THAT LAST ONE!

Darren, umm. What happened to hide N' seek.

OtA, O. That will resume next chapter.

Darren, Aight.

OtA. By the way. You might've guessed.
Its time for an end to this chapter.

A/N To Be Continued...

OtA. I'm AWESOME. Thanks to S.L. Gibbs and ferretgirlsz for reviewing lady chapter. Even in death, may Mira and Ian be triumphant. Next week to see if we qualify for battle of books finals.

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