Author's Note: Meh, I think I failed my math test due to lack of effort. If I saw a problem I didn't understand, which were a lot, I skipped it, then came back and gave a half assed attempt at working it. Next time we hold a math test, I'm going to approach it like a marathon. I'll eat my veggies, study, and write down and read over twice the notes. I'll wake up early on test day, work out, rap a crappy song about the ghetto while using wild hand gestures. And viola, A!
Thank you to all the reviewers. And a special thanks to Inulover4eva who helped me out.
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That asshole is getting on my last nerves, and I have patience. Well, not a lot, but still! The moment Fuu woke up and begged for food he came rushing in here with a whole tray full, all blushing and stuttering. Then when she was out of tea she opened the door and there he was with more and a smile. And he's always hesitating before walking out.
"Just screw him already, girly, so he'll leave us the hell alone." I said as she drank down her tea. By the look on her face she was enjoying it, along with all the special attention. "Don't be mean, Mugen. He's probably just lonely here and wants us as friends." "Naw, he just wants you and your excuses for boobs as friends." Don't even think of throwing that tea cup.
"Do not speak to a young woman in such a way." Jin said with that holier than thou tone. I ignored him and moved to sit infront of Fuu, pushing the empty dishes on the tray off to the side. I rubbed my thumb over her lips and leaned up against her ear. "He wants you." She was blushing, I think; either that or she was fixing to loose her temper. I hoped the former. "It's obvious that he wants your pus--" "Pervert! Pervert!" Ow! Little bitch is gonna loose her hands one of these days.
Jin grinned from his spot over in the corner and let out a little laugh. "One of the reasons not to talk that way to a young woman." I flicked him off and stood up. "Fine, forget you two." I slid the door open and stomped out of the room extremely pissed off.
I was just trying to tease her, damn. I mean, it's not like every day some young guy wants her body. What's the harm in a little friendly play? Pfft, I just need a woman to take my mind off them. I walked past sleeping granny and out into the night, which was pretty active for such a small town. The women still looked butt ugly, but not as bad as they did earlier; they moved up the scale from two to five, and four is where they're deemed fuckable atleast. And I just spotted a six on the arm of her husband. Well, rules were made to be broken.
She gave me 'the eyes' and walked into a small shop selling kimonos. Oh, yeah; I'm hitting that. I followed her in quickly and licked my lips when she bent forward after 'dropping' her hair clip. "Excuse me, sir. May I help you?" She sauntered over and moved her face in just the right position so that her eyes seemed less close together and her lips looked less swollen and puckered. "Are you looking at dresses for a certain girl?" A secret way to tell if I'm available. Baby, look below my waist and you'll know it don't matter either way.
Well, now that she mentioned it, these kimonos would look nice for someone like Fuu. They're made small so it would compliment what figure she has, and the colors were all bright and would make her cheeks seem rosy. Heh, maybe I can convince look-alike to buy one. Hell, why I am worrying about that when I'm fixing to get some from the hottest this town has to offer?
I gave a sexy grin that made her look me over. She cocked an eyebrow and took my hand, leading to a small cramped back room with different fabrics in it. "My brother takes all his women back here, so he installed a lock." Clever thinking. She locked the door and wrapped an arm around my neck. "Now, show me how happy you are to see me." I'll pretend I didn't see a flash of the brat's face replace her's.
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Well, that wasn't the worst I've had. Disappointing. The entire time she spent posing instead of touching, so I spent more time gripping her hair trying to make her catch the hint. After about an hour I got fed up and rid myself of the problem, since she wasn't gonna do it. Ha, what sucks is that she's the only good looking one here. The next best thing would be granny, and even I have a limit.
Now I laid here with the woman laying next to me still panting; from what I don't know, she never moved for longer than five seconds. "Wow." Yeah, I don't feel the same, whore. "I should pay you for that; wow." An idea popped into my head. I could make her pay with one of those kimonos out there, help lover boy get into Fuu's pants. I turned to her, as she was getting dressed and ready to leave, and sat up. "Yeah, you could pay. How much are those kimonos out there? Am I good enough for one of those?"
She pulled her hair up and crossed her close eyes to concentrate. From a six to a three in under a minute, impressive. "They're very expensive. Husbands only buy them for their wives every other birthday." Her lips puckered out more and she turned into another one of those squirrels. "I'm sorry; you were good, but not that good. No offense but you smell bad, and that was a turn off." She stood up and pushed her butt out before unlocking the door and looking over her shoulder at me. "But I defiantly won't say no after you've bathed and decided to come back for more."
More? Of what? I pulled my clothes on and kicked over a big box of silk fabrics right ontop of the mess we made. I walked out and saw her kissing her overweight husband on the sweetie cheek, eyeing yet another poor man. But I suspect he was more interested in that other man leaning against a lantern pole.
Stupid whore. I'm worth more than her shitty kimonos. Yeah! I walked around and started looking them all over to find just the right one. They all were pretty nice; delicately made with time and effort. But they wouldn't look good on Fuu now that I could picture her in them. They either made her hair look too plain or made her look fat. Oh, well. Look-alike won't give a damn. I picked up the one that looked as close to best as it was going to get. A dark blue one with brown fur rimming the edges and a small animal design right over the right breast. If this doesn't get him laid then nothing will.
So I threw it over my shoulder and walked right past the whore, who didn't even notice. The hotel was still looking deserted, and the lanterns outside weren't even lit, but look-alike was standing outside looking around. Fun time.
"Hey, Almond." His upper lip twitched and he looked over at me. "Muni?" "Mugen, asshole." I tossed the kimono at him and sat down, stretching my legs out. "And mine's Almi." He sat down beside me, brushing the hair over his shoulders, and looked at the kimono strangely. "What's this?" He asked. Not so shy anymore, huh. Oh, that's right. 'Still a virgin and all.' Fuu makes him weak in the knees.
"It's something to help you win over the brat." A strange thought came to mind when he hugged the garment close to him. If he and the bitch did get together, would she stop searching for that samurai guy? If she did then me and Jin would have to leave eventually, and who knows about this guy. He could beat her or rape her, and she'd have no one to defend her. Fuck it, I'm not staying unless I have to. If she gets beat it's her own fault.
"Her favorite color is blue?" He tore me from my thoughts by asking. "Do I look like I know? I just grabbed the damn thing. But I don't think she likes brown or blue." Now I'm gonna mess with Almond's mind, show him who's boss. "So she wouldn't like this?" "Nope."
He smiled and bunched it up. "I'm glad she wouldn't like it." I think my eyebrow just raised up to meet the moon. "It's not a very intricate design, and the fabric feels too itchy." He certainly changed his mind fast! Look-alike is playing me, aint he? "Besides, pink and light green look best on her." He stood up and held out his hand. If it was meant to shake or pull me up, I don't know. But I slapped it away all the same. "Thank you for this, anyway. I know of all types of things to make out of this."
I frowned and had the urge to rip his hair out. "Almi!" Or his mother would for me. Hot granny came out and a short and hairy leg kicked him in the shin. "What are you talking to him for? You can talk to him after I'm feeding a grandchild named Ilma." Imla, daughter of Almi. I hope that kid gets rocks thrown at it when it's a child just to show them how stupid those names are.
A laugh was let loose and she kicked me in the ass. "Hey, granny!" "You can't be laughing, stench man. Your body odor woke me up when you walked by and I had to go sniff a flower for ten minutes to get my nose hairs to stop burning." It aint that bad, they're just exaggerating. "Take a bath before you insult Almi and the girl's child to be's name."
I hopped up and stood over her in what I thought was intimidating. Kick! Guess it wasn't. "You smell like sex, filthy creature. Ew, who would make babies with you." Almi covered his face with the kimono and walked inside embarrassed. "Bath's out back in a little house. And you better wash it out." I spat by her foot and started walking away. I passed by Jin leaning against the front desk laughing and made note to chop off all his hair while he's asleep tonight.
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Author's Note: Yeah, compared to the last chapter this one is rushed and not very funny, but oh well. I'm trying not to break one of my rules, yet again, by having the pairing fall for each other by the first three chapters. Because where's the fun in that? Oh, and this FuuXOC, FuuXMugen, and small mentions of one-sided JinXFuu.