Thank you little girl-Grown Up. For the advise and I will triple check the spelling this time. I might need some help with the story. If you have any ideas don't be shy and tell me....please!! I'm begging you.... please!!! Okay now on with the story. I don't own Invader Zim! I made Gir smarter than he really is. So deal with it!

Chapter 2

Zim's POV

"Master?"

"Gir be quiet! I'm trying to sleep!" I shout at the little robot. Sitting next to me.

"But MAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"The little annoying soon to be deep robot whines at full volume.

"What is it Gir!" Gir point at the screen . I look up at the screen. The warning light is flashing.

"You are approaching the planet: EARTH" the computer said.

"You think it's too late to turn back?" I ask Gir. Gir is occupied with the mini moose and making plane noises.

"Swooooosh Swuuuuuush Vroooooom Vrooom"

" Gir that's the sound of a car"I turn to see as the planet comes in to view. CRASH. "Gir did you brake something?"

"NOOOOO........YESSSSSSS"Gir continued to play with a moose covered in coffee. The moose had landed in the coffee machine. Gir tried to feed the moose burritos.... again " moose is hungry! EAT EAT!"

"Gir please don't break anything else." I mumbled to him only to be ignored by him. Being with this idiotic robot for more then five years. I know when to give up taking to him. "Gir I'll give you some candy when we land if you shut up!"

"CANDY!" Gir did shut up but mummed the doom song. It was almost as annoying as the singing version.

" Now entering Earth's Atmosphere" The computer said

"Thank you computer" The outside of the cruiser was burning up. We passed through the skies. " Computer locate the same city that we were in five years ago."

"Location located" On the screen popped up the directions to the city " Computer navigate us to that location." The cruiser took a sharp left and flew to the old home base. I took us a few minutes until we arrived. There was nothing standing were my old house stood. I drop a small digger. The digger dug in to the soil and soon the house was up and running. Unlike the old one this one actually looks like a human house and it is fully upgraded. With a complete and updated security system and computer.

" Master candy?!"

"Dib has it!" I laugh as I land the cruiser as the roof opens up for me to land in. As I land Gir opens the shield and jumps on to the roof. He jumps from roof to roof towards Dib's house "Gir I was joking! Oh this is not good"I get off the cruiser and get inside. "Oh well. Time for a disguise" I walk down the hall to an iron door. The door is only opened by DNA. I place my hand on the pad and it scans my hands.

"Computer Disguises!"The screen turns on and

"Description?"

"Human, Male, teenager, Black clothing"

"Matching......Matching..........Match fond" The screen showed a pretty well disguise. The clothes were in good tastes, and the disguise covered my green skin, red eyes, and antennas.

"Computer Disguise is expectable.....Find which school Dib is in rolled in and in roll me for tomorrow. Let me try on the disguise" A large scanner circled around me putting on my disguise. I looked in the mirror. I had on what the humans call black skinny jeans, and black boots. A short sleeved shirt that is clinging to my skin. A leather jacket that was supposed to look ripped up? I also had leather fingerless gauntlets.. The last two things I notice is that my skin is a pale white color and that my eyes are a light blue color with a thin black circle under my eye. My hair was all pointy and a long piece of my hair covered my left eye.

"Gir is not located" The computer says.

"I better go out and look for him. Computer tracking device" The computer puts a small tracking device on the table. I go upstairs and out the door. The small device starts to beep as I get closer to Gir. "Happy I put that tracking device in him"

Dib's POV

"Gaz! My computers are going crazy! Did you do anything to my computers?"

"Why the hell would I touch your stupid computers?!"

"They are going crazy on me!"

"Not my problem!"

All my computers are flashing with a warning signs.I try to shut them down and reboot. TAP TAP. "What was that?" TAP TAP" It was coming from the window. Something slaps onto my face " GET OFF!! GETT OFFF!"It claws at my face and scalp.

"CANDY!" It yelled out. It traveled arond my body looking for something. "Candy!"

"Okay! I'll give you some candy! Just stop!" It stops. I look down. It was clinning to my leg. It was a small robot. It was Zim's robot.

"Gir?"

"Candy!"

"Alright! Just be quite!" I pull out my small stash of junk food from under my bed. I grab a few pieces of candy and hand them to Gir. I look at the window

"You broke through the window for CANDY?!" He simply nodds as he eats. " Why are you here?.....Where's Zim?" He stops for a moment.. He looks up at me

"Master said you had candy!" He started to jump all over the room.

"Gir stop!"Gir falls on his head " Did I say the magic word?" A small antanna pops out of his head and starts to beep.

" MASTER!" He giggled he opened the door and walked out my room.I run after stops and looks at me. He speeds up and so do I. He stops again then starts to run for the front door. He screams a high pitched scream the type that a chipmunk might scream. He burst right through the door leaving a small robot like whole in the door.

"Dib you going out?" My dad ask as i pass the living room

"Be back in a few" I dash after the insane little robot. His big round blue eyes is the only bit of the little robot I can see from back here. Gir stops running at a lamp post. I can see him completely now. The antanna went back inside his head. A figure stepped into the light. It was some emo point at me. The other figure turns to move back into the shadows. As the emo kids turns. His back pack is hit by the light. The back pack looked to be the same as an irkin pack.

"ZIM!" The figure stopped walking as soon as I shouted. I finally make it to the lamp post.. The emo kid was standing in the shadows so I couldn't see him "Are you Zim?"

"Maybe I am.......maybe I'm not" The calm emo responded.

"Don't play with me! Are you or arn't you?!"

"Why would you care?" the calm confident voice asked.

" Because I ...I.. I need to make sure nothing is going to happen to the Earth!"

"What ever helps you sleep at night"

"What?!"

"Who are you trying to convince?Me or yourself"

"...."

"What proof do you have that I'm this Zim person?"

"What about Gir?"

"Who?"

"That-" I lookat his side. Gir is gone. "no wonder it suddenly got quiet"

"Well it was nice to meet you but I need to get going. I have school tomorrow."

"What school?"

" Traves High School."

"My school Zim?"

"Why do you kep calling me Zim?" the emo said getting annoyed.

"Because you are Zim. Just admitt it!"

"Are you getting mad at me again?"

"Of course I'm getting-........Again?"

"Like I said earlier. I have school tomorrow" he said nervously.

"Wait!Zim!" I grab on to his hand. I pull him into the light. There was no alien thing about him. Not even his skin. The last time I saw him. Everything about him was alien but everyone was too stupid to see that. He even has pirced ears. "I'm sorry. I just thought that you were someone else"

"Zim?"

"Yeah. Sorry I didn't mean to accuse you and all. I was just hoping you were him."

"I cool. My name is Zim that why I stopped.I thought you were calling me."

"Sorry about that. I don't usually act like this. I'm Dib"

"Nice to meet you. I might even see you tomorrow at school. Goodnight"

"Goodnight...Zim" I head back to my house

Zim's POV

I watched a Dib walked away. That was too close. I alsmost gave myslf away

"Master Dib baught it?"

"Yeah Gir he baught it but barely. Glad I picked this disguise" I smile to myself.

"good! Good!GOOD!DISGUISE!" Gir squiled

"Okay please don't do that. Your going to make human ears bleed."

"candy?"

"No they won't bleed candy!"

"Burrito?"

"No!"

"Taco!"

"No they don't bleed food!"

"Sooodddaaa?"

"No they bleed blood. They can't bleed anything but blood!"

"moose?"

"What? Where do you get moose from? Oh forget it lets just go home and pick out a disguise for you"

"TV?"

"YES!"

"Cable TV?"

"YES! Can we go home now?!" Gir starts to skip his way home as i follow behind him

Author's Note: How did you guys likes this one? I promise it will get more exciting later on. Please if you have any ideas please help me!! I don't mind what kinds of ideas they are. I don't care if yur ideas is about a big Weird looking monster capturing Dib/Zim. I need ideas! Thank you and I appreciate it!