A.N.: Yea! Second chappy! In this chapter, Kingdom Hearts (you know, not the game, the big multi-colored heart) is in it. Enjoy!
Roxas looked around and noticed a very familiar object in front of him. You guessed it, Kingdom Hearts. He didn't know what Xemnas had in plan for this, but he wasn't so sure he wanted to find out.
"Roxas, you know what I do when I'm feeling sick or sad?" Xemnas asked.
"...no?" came Roxas's weak reply. Couldn't anyone tell that he just wanted to lay down somewhere and sleep? Or better yet, spend time eating sea-salt ice cream with Axel. (If I could, I'd do that, too)
"Well, I enjoy taking over the world," Xamnas replied.
Roxas stared. Didn't Xemnas attempt to do that ALL the time? Of course, he's always foiled by Sora.
"What does that have to do with me?" Roxas asked.
"I was thinking that you could become my partner in crime," Xemnas answered. "You could wear a cool costume and everything," he offered. Roxas didn't think that "cool" would probably be the appropriate term for anything that Xemnas had in mind. And he was pretty sure that his Organization robe was "cool" enough.
"I'll have to take a rain check on that one," Roxas said slowly. Xemnas's eyes widened.
"Come on! You could be 'Key Boy' and slash things into bits with your cool keyblade," Xemnas whined. Roxas sighed.
"What does the costume look like?" he asked suspiciously.
"Yea! Let me go get it!" he said happily, running off to get the very not "cool" outfit. Roxas felt even worse when he saw the monstrosity.
"Are you sure it'll fit? I mean, if it doesn't I could just where my robe," Roxas offered, hoping that the man would reconsider his foolish act. Xemnas shook his head.
"No. I had it especially designed for you when you joined the Organization."
"Oh. Goodie!" Roxas said sarcastically.
In a matter of minutes, Roxas was dressed in a costume in the shape of a key with a happy face of it. Roxas's keyblade was also switched with a rubber keyblade that squeaked if you hit it against an object. If you hit really hard, it also said "Violence isn't necessary" Roxas raised an eyebrow at the strange toy.
"Alright, I can see where I have to wear this stupid suit, but what's with the stupid keyblade? I can kick real butt with my other one."
Xemnas shook his head. "When I said 'take over the world', I meant without violence." Roxas slapped his hand to his forehead. He immediately shot back his hand when his costume started singing the Barney theme.
"How do you take over the world without violence?!" Roxas questioned, attempting to rip off the suit.
"We don't want anyone getting hurt, now do we?" Xemnas scolded the blond. Roxas now had a very bad headache. He unzipped the costume to reveal his Organization robes.
"I knew this was a bad idea..." he muttered, walking off. He was surprised when Xigbar grabbed him and dragged Roxas to his room.
A.N.: Yes, I meant for the character to be OOC. Some of the chapters will be VERY short, 'cause some of the members really don't matter.