Disclaimer-- I don't own Twilight or the rule.
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BPOV
"Bella. Can I tell you a story?" Emmett asked me.
"Sure Em. Shoot." I said.
"Well. Once upon a time there was girl. This girl would sit with her five awesome friends while they were passing jokes around. Now. This girl would sit there in confusion while everyone was laughing hard enough to kill them. Now, Bella. I want you to tell me who this girl is." Emmett said.
"Uhm...erm...the girl is...Alice!" I said sure of myself. Everyone burst out laughing as Alice glared at me.
"Actually, Bella. You're the girl. You're extremely slow!" Alice shouted still angry at my guess.
Everyone burst out into even more laughter. They could've been drunk for how much they've been laughing. And it seems like they're able to laugh without breathing.
"See, Bella! You're still the only one not laughing!" Emmett boomed.
I crossed my arms and pouted my lips. They just laughed even more. What are Esme and Carlisle doing out so long?!?! I need someone to save me from this madness!
Rule: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.