Here! On behalf of S & M, we proudly present Chapter two! (:

Dedication: This first dedication goes to Olivia, Sarah and Jessie, our friends from school who are reading the next chapters religiously. Especially Olivia :D And also, to our four reviewers, jennyabc, , foryouanything, meboredinc & missy twilight, who's very awkward review had me, (mandy) dying of laughter.

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Edward and I had been making out for a very, very long time. Now that I was a happy vampy he could do lots of fun things he couldn't do before. Gotta admit, even though I'm damned to hell, making out with a super gorgeous babe is definitely worth it. Oh, don't tell Edward I switched sides on the soul thing, he'd get PMSy again.

Edward was kissing my jaw, and I was thinking. I just pretended to like him, I was really in this for something more.

"Let's have another baby!" I yelled, trying to rip off his clothes. He looked at me like I was stupid.

"We're vampires…we can't have babies." Seriously? Why did he have to be so negative? I can't believe I even have the power to deal with his annoying, whiney ways.

"We had the demon child, didn't we?" He nodded, seeing my logic.

"Then lets have a baby!"

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"I'm not pregnant!" I yelled an hour later when I went to talk to Alice.

"You can't get pregnant, Bella…" Seriously, was everybody stupid? Did I have to give them the birds and the bees talk?

After I gave Alice 'the talk', she was staring at me in horror and disgust. I smacked her in the face.

"I want a baby in my belly!" I yelled, knocking over a ficus. I don't know why Esme even tried to make this house look cheery. We were gorgeous enough anyways, who cared about stupid tiny plants. I ate the plant, devouring it within minutes.

"Do you think we should call somebody…?" I heard Alice whisper to Emmett.

Renesmee came back in with Jacob's arm around her waist. Her eyes were red and puffy, making her ten times worse than normal. And Jacob was just killing the mood, glaring at me.

"I just want a baby that's not stupid and clingy and ugly!" I yelled, throwing my hands in the air. Renesmee cried and ran off again. She was such a freaking crybaby. Jacob ran off again, and I secretly cursed them all in my mind.

Edward was yelling out the window at them.

"Yea, get outta here!"

He turned to me, the gorgeous thing, and smiled proudly.

We were the best parents ever .

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A few hours later I was sitting in our room talking on the phone to Charlie.

"And she's just so stupid and annoying….No, seriously Dad, you shouldn't even see her anymore… yes, annoying and stupid, like I said… you don't believe me?… you shouldn't mess with me… you cant freaking ground me, I'm a WOMAN now… yea, duh. We have Renesmee, remember? Demon child, spawn of Satan, any of that ring a bell?… I gotta go, you're annoying too."

I hung up the phone, leaning over my bed to puke all over the floor.

"Edward! You're never going to believe this! I'm pregnant!"

Then Rosalie came in and tried to rip my arm off.

Ah, family memories

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