It was peaceful in the World of Minecraft. Cows were eating grass, squids were upside-down, chickens were laying eggs, pigs were doing nothing, when suddenly… POP!
A 2-block high player with just a light blue baggy shirt, a more of a dark blue pants, and some flat hair.
"Where am I?"
"Who am I?"
"And why is everything so square?"
For hours he just stood standing there… wondering what he was doing in this land full of cubes, animals, and nothing but grass and trees as far as the eye could see.
Soon he got bored, so he just started walking around aimlessly, jumping on top of blocks, punching blocks for what seemed for hours…
Hungry, starving, weak, he climbed what he thought was the 20th hill he had found.
"Why am I even here?" he thought. And across the mountain top were some houses.
"It looks populated. Maybe they can tell me where I am…" So, using all the energy he had, he ran to the village.
Meanwhile, the people in the village were just talking about why they had such big noses when one of the younger, shorter, 1-block tall villagers came running rapidly, shouting in his (Or her, you can't really tell) really squeaky voice,
"Puff… huff… puff… I've just spotted a… player! And he looks really hungry and tired!"
"Where?" said Villager Number #1.
"Maybe there?" said Villager Number #2.
"How about here?" said Villager Number #3..
"Uh, I think he's right in front of me…" said Tiny Villager.
They all turned around.
"Oh of course!" said Villager Number #1.
"Uh, excuse me?" said the player, in a very faint voice.
"Why didn't we think of it before?" said Villager Number #2.
"Excuse me?"
"I knew that!" said Villager Number #3.
"I said, EXCUSE ME!"
They all stopped.
"So sorry!" said Villager Number #1.
"We didn't mean…"
"Stop it!" said Tiny Villager.
So they stopped talking.
"Finally… now, you look starving. How about we give you some food, then we'll introduce you to our leader…"
So he stood up to walk… and collapsed into a heap.