Disclaimer: yeah, still not mine... :(
So, you're with Amos Diggory now, McKinnon? – SB
Yeah, why? – MM
No reason. Except that he's a prat
He is not a prat! He's actually really really nice.
So you like him only because he's "nice"? Smooth, McKinnon
If you really want to know, Black, he's also really hot, incredibly intelligent, very funny, and interesting to talk to. Not to mention a GREAT kisser ;)
GREAT KISSER? DIGGORY? Darling, then you've probably been kissing the wrong guys your whole life
Sod off, Black
But seriously, DIGGORY of all people?
Would you rather it have been Pettigrew, Black?
Well… no
You're not jealous are you? :D
No. Why the hell should I be? As if I'M jealous of AMOS DIGGORY. Pathetic, McKinnon. Really pathetic
Whatever, Black.
Still with Diggory, I see – SB
For God's sake, Black, yes. It's only been two weeks! – MM
A lot can happen in two weeks, McKinnon
Yeah, you'd know.
I would know, darling ;)
Sod off.
Have you had sex? – SB
WHAT?!
With Diggory, I mean. God
WHY WOULD YOU ASK SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Just curious, McKinnon, Jesus. Don't get your knickers in a twist
UGH. No, we haven't had sex, Black.
Oh. You look like you have
?
Yeah, your hair is messy, you have dark circles under your eyes and your clothes are tousled
And all those things mean you've had sex?
Well, that among many things
… No we haven't had sex, Black. Okay?
Ok. But then why do you look like that?
If you must know, Black, Amos and I are no longer together
WHAT?
Yes. We broke it off yesterday night.
WHY?
None of your business, Black!
Oh come on, McKinnon! You can tell me, I won't tell anyone
I won't tell you, Black, because it's none. Of. Your. Business.
Alright, fine. I'm sorry you broke up.
Thanks. Though I dumped him.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Happy birthday, McKinnon – SB
Thanks, Black. How did you know? - MM
James told me. He knows it from Lily
Oh, alright. Well, thank you
I have a birthday present for you, McKinnon
Really? What is it?
You have to know that I don't do this a lot, so it's a special occasion
Just tell me, Black
My birthday present for you is an invitation to Hogsmeade with me
Your present for me is a date?
Yep. Me and you. Hogsmeade. How about it?
No thanks, Black
WHAT? Why? You can't give birthday presents back, it's rude
Well, that's too bad, because I'm saying no. Sorry
Give me two good reasons why you don't want to go out with me
With pleasure. You're too arrogant and self- centered for your own good.
But that's what makes me sexy, darling ;)
Haha. Don't flatter yourself too much, Black. My answer is still no.
Fine. That invitation was very special, though, you know? One of a kind
I feel so special now, Black. Thanks.
So do you wanna go out with me?
Nope.
Damn
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