CzarThwomp: Remember that one time I tried to parody the "Pokémon" theme song back in 2016 with "Daddymon"? Of course you don't, and I don't blame you. Just think of this song as the perfect (pun entirely intended) way to show how I've improved since then!
JP: Together my co-pilot and I have drawn the nicest, supportive readers in the fandom! Y'all have been so great about this new project of ours! My funny AF friend partner here hopefully gets the same kind of love with his side-splitter. The alternate song name could have easily been: "Von Karma - Gotta Convict 'Em All!"
YouTube: Pokemon Theme Song - Gotta Catch Em All! - Original: youtu . be / lrHJhKEtQEI
"Prosécutemon"
(Sung to the tune of "Pokémon – Gotta Cath 'Em All!")
I want to be,
The most perfect,
Like no one ever was.
Finding evidence is my test,
To convict them is my cause.
I will travel across the nations,
Prosecuting far and wide.
Each defendant, to crush and break,
Dashing all their hopes and dreams.
Von Karma, Gotta convict 'em all!
It can only be me.
It's the Von Karma destiny.
Von Karma!
Oh, defense are my enemies,
Always trying to subvert my case!
Von Karma, gotta convict 'em all!
My convictions true!
My perfection will pull us through!
I'll mentor you, but you won't mentor me,
Because I'm a Von Karma!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Perfect…
Every defense attorney that foolishly gets in the way,
I'll put them right in their place.
I will prosecute every day,
And laugh in my foolish enemy's face.
Don't follow me, your input's worthless.
I'm a team of one.
With my perfection, the defendant will confess,
To the crime that they've done.
Von Karma, gotta convict 'em all!
It can only be me.
It's the Von Karma destiny.
Von Karma!
Oh, defense are my enemies,
Always trying to subvert my case!
Von Karma, gotta convict 'em all!
My convictions true!
My perfection will pull us through!
I'll mentor you, but you won't mentor me,
Because I'm a Von Karma!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Perfect!
Von Karma, gotta convict 'em all!
It can only be me.
It's the Von Karma destiny.
Von Karma!
Oh, defense are my enemies,
Always trying to subvert my case!
Von Karma, gotta convict 'em all!
My convictions true!
My perfection will pull us through!
I'll mentor you, but you won't mentor me,
Because I'm a Von Karma!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Gotta convict 'em all!
Von Karma!
Dual (because you know, we're a duet!) shout out of thanks and replies to the following awesomesauce readers/reviewers including PM's! Everyone else…thanks so much for reading!
Chapter 1
MuhammadGamingS
JP: Hope you're a Pokémon fan MuhammadGamingS because this one was dedicated to YOU!*
CzarTwhomp: It's such a compliment to know that we're inspiring such wonderful feelings of nostalgia in you. We hope that you'll continue to feel that way as we post more songs!
Purple Hooded Angel:
JP: Please PM me the rest of your non-romance list! I've already decided to take a crack at your canine love request for Chapter 5 but I'm open to suggestions!
CzarTwhomp: I'm flattered to know that you've been dreaming of me teaming up with JP for a fanfic. But I jest. I know that you're really referring to our cavalcade of songs. To which I say, I hope that you enjoy what else we have in store for you. Regarding your song suggestions, I'm handling villains and a more negative perspective when it comes to these songs. So when it comes to parodies involving love and kindness, the decision to write them falls on my very talented co-writer.
Joeclone:
JP: My sweet, loyal reader who takes the time away from school to support ALL my geeky works – thank you! You're DEBESTE! *cheek squish!*
CzarTwhomp: WOOOOOOO back to you! Glad that our first chapter inspired so much excitement in you.
Forgreatcoffee:
JP: Nick is way too paro! If the Judge can't even notice when an 8-year-old suddenly has jugs the size of his head, he won't notice a little bluffing! XD
CzarThwomp: If Phoenix started singing this song in court, I personally think the Judge would acquit the defendant out of fear of the defense attorney hurting him, followed by Payne bursting into tears.