Hehehehehe!! Thank you for reviewing! Sorry about the punctuation! Okay-Neji is jealous that Tenten likes someone, that is why he was glaring!

In this chapter boys and girls, I am going to show the tragically terrible horrors that Rock Lee was forced to endure by his one true love! (Not to mention what the improved Lee looks like-and his Gai sensei's reaction? Oh no!)

Sakura sighed, "I am a genius" Sasuke was furious he walked up to Sakura and………………………………..

Naruto yelled; "What have you done to bushy brows?? He's, he's, he's not bushy brows anymore, what the hell do I call him????"

"Have you tried 'Lee'?" Tenten asked dryly, raising a pencil thin eyebrow. 'Hey I wonder what she did to those bushes plastered to his forehead.'

"Now, I bet you're all wondering just what I did to Lee? Well I'll tell you…………………….

Flashback

Back, way back to when lee was chained to the chair.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Beloved goddess you can not do this to me, I will be ruined, My hair represents how I am inside, the real me"

"Ugly and shaped like a bowl?" Another pencil thin eyebrow was raised.

"Ugly? Ugly? This hair is a masterpiece, Gai sensei did it personally, he said I must shape myself into the true likeness of greatness."

"So basically he just wanted a weird freaky little man to worship him like a God? That's understandable, I must say Lee," Sakura Mused waving a lethal pair of miniature scissors around, "I never really understood your sensei with all his talk of youthfulness, it's nice to know that he is a normal person"

"Normal person? But you just said he wanted to be a God" Lee looked at the scissors, it reminded him of a time with Gai sensei when he was strapped down to a table and Gai sensei was touch-erhem fixing his bandage. He shook his head, No these scissors were death itself, he would rather die then have his beloved hair cut.

Snip

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo………"

"Of course, Gods want to be worshiped and rule the world, they want power and domination and smacking and whippings wink wink, I mean look at Snaky bastard, he's always plotting with his medic Kabuto-I bet that's not all their doing! Then Kakashi sensei."

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"Noooooooooooooooo…. Kakashi sensei? But he doesn't want power and domination."

"No, but he wants smackings and whippings, and he's not the only one!"

"What! No sensei would want that, it is just plain cruel"

"Not if the people want it!"

"WHAT? How can you want to be whipped and smacked?"

Silence

Snip

"N-Hey I kinda like this!"

"Duh! I did it, now for the brows."

"Yea- WHAAAAT??? NO DON'T TOUCH WITH THOSE THINGIES"

"Oh come on they're only tweezers! They don't bite. Only pluck! Look we can either pluck or wax, it's your choice!?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-smack"

"Buzz light-year star command. Do you read me star command? We have a situation. Star command? This is 411. Do you read me? The green alien seems to be still. It is staring at me funny. Aaaaaah the sunlight, it burns beww beww, peow!"

stare

Chuckles nervously "Sorry about that Lee, I think the pressure got to me."

Lee nods understandingly, "Don't worry Sakura I love you, I always-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, THE PAIN THE PAIN, MY EYES THEY BURN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Mwhahahahahahahaha!! Let's see how you love me now spandy boy! That my green bellied friend was called wax, and as a women I experience that on a weekly bases (sometimes twice). The pain of being pretty! sighs I think that's why I didn't feel anything when pandy-boy tried to crush me to death. Woah does that boy have issues, I mean not only has he got a temper, but the whole 'eyebrowless' thing must hurt a lot. You know it's funny how you have like, waaaaaay too much eyebrow and he has none. Maybe it was sanded off?..."

Um, ok, that's it for now! How was it? I will continue with the makeover thingie next episode!! Heheheh! Any suggestions?