Jayfeather looked at the horrible report in his hand.
"The cats gathered around a pool. They all looked into it eagerly. A dark shape appeared on the surface. A blue she cat looked up. Her eyes were bright.
"There is a prophecy!" She said. "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly."
"Its about StarKit!" A white tom said. "Shes going to save the forest," He looked at a gold tom by BlueStar. "she has powers nobody dreamed of." Said the gold tom. "Should we tell JayFeather?" He asked. "Yes." Said BlueStar. "he needs to know."
She walked away from the pool to tell JayFeather about the prophcy."
"This is horrible!" Jayfeather looked at the report again in disbelief " We can't continue this experiment!"
"I think something is off with our bicontisential radiator," Said Mothwing.
"Hmm... Maybe." Jayfeather looked quite thoughtful for a second.
"Or maybe something to do with the fact Jayfeather over here likes to pat it's head and feed it orange juice" Confirmed Willowshine.
"You have no proof of that. Also, it was not orange juice, it was apple juice and some pumpkin pie. You really ARE bad a this."
A sigh came from Mothwing's corner of the room.
"On the other hand, If we try to turn off, then clean the fancy-science-word-iator, we are going to blow that universe, and this universe to bits. the end." Willowshine stated.
Jayfeather actually seemed to consider this option.
"World go kaboom. Everything dies." Mothwing said to Jayfeather.
"Eh."
"All your loved ones would die."
"Meh."
"All of our camp would blow up."
"Don't care."
"All apple pie ever known would be destroyed."
"NO!" roared Jayfeather, " WE CAN"T LET THAT HAPPEN!"
"Okay, no one touches the radiator. This experiment is basically going to blow up in our faces, but no other dimensions should go along with it. Especially the Harry Potter Dimension. Harry Potter is sssoooo dreamy..."
"Harry who?"
"Nothing!" yelped Mothwing quickly. "Definitely nothing! Nothing at all! Let's discuss that other thing know!"
"If you insist" Willowshine looked at her suspiciously. "Since Goosefeather isn't here"- He was in a mental hospital/prison, having hallucinations about starkit and screaming at the top of his lungs- "We need a replacement. I'll bring him in next report discussion time."
"Okay, my labbies, hop to it. Till next time!"