Crew Unexpectable
Don't own CoD
" Let's get down to business gentlemen..." Price dozed off. "Uhh sir?" Gaz wondered if Price was asleep. "This is from our Russian dude who we don't know... he calls himself 'Like a Boss' ... he sucks." Price sleep talked. "The package... tiny boat... Number=I am 'Soap' "Sir." Gaz shouted waking the senior. "Senor El Price... we are ninja right?" 'Soap' talked half Spanish. "WE... No Ninja... WE Ninja warrior." Gaz talked Asian. "I'll go ninja on you." 'Soap' made some ninja noises and made the gunner knock him out. "Why did we get this guy." Gaz asked. "Your face made us get this guy." Price shot back and began the Yo Mamma jokes while the rest rolled their eyes and saw "Soap' slept like a baby sucking his thumb.
"Crew Unexpectable"
Day 1 at night...
Bering Strait
'Soap'
22nd SAS regiment.
Price woke up and began smoking a cigar but placed another cigar in his mouth. He finished all his cigars and had 100 in his mouth. "Heavy smoker." Wallcroft said. "I heard that." Price snapped. "Baseplate, this is douche bag 114 we are crash landing." The helicopter crash landed on the deck and everybody jumped out firing their weapons in the air shouting that they were alive. About 30 guns cocked and they stopped screaming but 'Soap' was sleep talking like Price. "Momma... mesa hungwy." Everybody burst out into laughter and started making fun of 'Soap'. Too bad he woke up and saw Russians with British troops around him and talking. "YOU BASTARDS!" 'Soap' started dancing and fired his MP5 at the Russians. Everyone sweat dropped again and started to become serious. "What?" 'Soap' was scared. Price still had his 100 cigars in his mouth but spitted them all out at once. "Ooh... cigar." A Russian smoked it once before going back to the dead world. "'Soap'... move on." Price said. the crew moved but 'Soap' tripped on a wire and fell on his bum crying. Price went up to him and gave him a bitchslap "Wake up you bugger... real men don't cry." Price soothe 'Soap' and threw him into the sea. Everybody started dancing and also fell into the sea. 'Soap' spawned alone with the others. "Woo! We're back." Mac opened the door and went through it. Everybody stayed behind. "Wallcroft, Griffen, watch our six." Price gave the order and went in. "Wait. Don't you mean by what's the time?" Griffen wondered. "He told us to watch his back."
"Then why are we not following him and watching his back?"
"I don't know."
"Then lets go."
"Sounds fair."
Price turned around and saw Wallcroft and Griffen stalking him. "Why the hell aren't you two outside and watching for Russians?" Price said annoyed. "Oh. Okay!" Griffen went out and watched for Russians while Rick-Rolling. "Wallcroft. You too." "Ngawww." Wallcroft went out and began Rick-Rolling as well. The rest went further and secured the second half of the deck. Four crew members fired on them. "'Soap'! Get the moneygun and kill those guys!" Gaz said before getting taped to his mouth. "How?" 'Soap' asked. "Whack them." Griffen was still Rick-Rolling and giving out suggestions. "Oh, Okay." 'Soap' ran up towards the group and threw the minigun like a javelin at one crew member. "Woah! SHIT! " One of them exclaimed before using the moneygun against them. They ran out of cover and started dodging gold coins that almost shot their feet. "Dance little boy dance." Another mocked them. Price threw an AK-47 at the moneygun crew member and knocking him out before he went on a killing spree. The rest entered the ship's storage hold and the Russians had a party going on down there and drank nuclear material out of the missile. "Hey ya' bastards. Come and face the SAS." One of them mocked. The Russians turned around and fired their guns with excellent efficiency. But the bullets all missed the group causing an outline. "Its my turn." 'Soap' rampaged through the party and made the Russians fall back to the second room. Price tossed a flashbang and seemingly killed a patriot right by the corner. "GO!" Price said and went to jump off a ledge and killing himself in the process. "Scout RUSH!" 'Soap' yelled and the rest followed him while Wallcroft and Griffen were Rick-Rolling upstairs. 'Soap' jumped down the catwalk and didn't die. Price spawned right behind him and smacked him on the head. "I'm getting a strong reading from this thingy." Gaz said and messed around with the buttons causing 'Soap' to be registered as the radioactive material. "Uhh. 'Soap'? You're radioactive?" Gaz asked. "'Soap' give us the missile." Price demanded. "What? How could I have the missile? Did I swallow it?" 'Soap' asked. "Gaz gimme that damn thing." Price smashed the gadget and fixed it right. "Nek Minit... it was the container." Gaz joked. A sticky grenade came out of nowhere and stuck to Gaz. "Oh shit! Semtex!" Mac yelled. "Wait a minute! Semtex wasn't in CoD 4" "I just did" A voice came out of nowhere. "Gaz open the door." Gaz opened the container and went inside it. "Excuse me." Gaz said and closed the door while making ninja noises inside. 'Soap' kicked opened the door and saw Gaz doing a karate chop on the cloth. "What the hell?" Price said. The container had a nuclear missile and a banner that said 'Whoever finds return to this retard here- Al-Assad. The picture showed Al-Assad with another dude who looked like 'Like a Boss' doing a game of playing building blocks. A neon light that says 'This is mine.' "'Soap'. Get the manifest and get put of here." Price ordered. "Why can't you do it yourself." 'Soap' retorted. "What you call me?" Price enraged. "Never mind." 'Soap' grabbed the manifest and ran into the next room. He slipped again and fell down almost unconscious. Price grabbed the manifest and helped 'Soap' to his feet. "Uhh... Price? I've broke my leg." Price got pissed and piggy-backed him to the catwalks before ditching him there and leaving 'Soap' to run out of the ship. Price then played tosses and tossed the manifest to 'Soap' before 'Soap' tossed it backed to him. 'Soap' jumped onto the helicopter after Wallcroft and Griffen started Rick-Rolling again. Price helped him to sit down on the floor of the helicopter. He flet something missing and asked 'Soap'. "Where is the manifest?" "I left it back on the ship while we were playing tosses. Seeing that you didn't want to play anymore, I just left it there." The whole team gang-bashed 'Soap' and the wall who was part of the extraction team. "Why me?" The wall said. "'Cause you annoy the hell outta' us!" Griffen also punched the wall and made a hole in the helicopter's floor. "Oh shit." Griffen said and was now gang-bashed by the crew and a pilot.