Chapter 2 : The Silly Duo

Payon Forest

May and Kyyrin two 18 year old girls traveling across the Payon field to Alberta to take a ship to Comodo. Their trip wasn't to long since they were already living in the forest of Payon, and Alberta wasn't too far off from them.

"So I'm thinking of picking up some supplies at the Alberta's Market. Not too much since we barely have enough for a ticket on the ship." May walked as she was counting their Zeny they put together.

"I wish we worked a little more to make extra Zeny for something cute." Kyyrin sighed, walking with her arms in the air, holding her bow behind her head.

"I know, I know I would love to buy some cute things before leaving, but we just didn't make enough at your Archery school and my Magic lessons." May said.

"I blame this whole world domination. Most things were imported and exported at Izlude, but since that place is over run by freaking orcs, we barely get any supplies as much as we used to." Kyyrin whined.

"And those Magic lessons weren't so great when it became to difficult for people to afford, maybe I should of slashed my prices." May said, pondering about that thought.

"It's not your fault, you were the very few people who knew how to cast spells, all the greatest Wizards and Scholars are trapped in that hell hole. I heard that even in other camps, Magic Users were being taken away when ambushes happen." Kyyrin explained.

"I just hope we don't get caught in one of those ambushes." May nervously replied.

As they walked, nearing closer to Alberta, they both heard something so…obnoxious…

"LALALALAAAAAAAALLLLAAA!" A horribly, dreadful, high pitch voice singing from afar, but sound so clear from their distant.

May covered her ears, "What the hell is this horrible singing!" May wincing at the extremely high pitch voice.

"I have no idea, but I just want it to shut up!" Kyyrin said annoyed, she looked ahead of them and notice something like a bird, a big bird. "A Peco?" Kyyrinq questioned.

May looked ahead also as they walked closer, there was a armored Peco, with a Knight riding it and a Clown sitting behind him on the edge of the peco. The clown of course was the one singing, but it happens that they were both singing.

"I don't know if we should just blast them or run up to them and tell them to shut up." Kyyrin suggested.

Before Kyyrin could even finished that sentence, May already cast Thunder Storm upon them.

"LALALALA!-" ZZZZZZZZZZZ "AHHH!" The Knight and Clown, along with the peco dropped and flail to the ground, twitching in their electrical pain.

May and Kyyrin ran up and see if they were alright. "Are you guys okay?" May asked.

The knight was a Lord knight with short dirty blonde hair, he wore glasses and was covered in thick armor. The clown was tall and very skinny, with dark brown short hair his outfit was very poofy and a lot more comfortable than the armor suit. When they finally came to from their dazedness they both bounced right back up in defense mode.

"ITS AN AMBUSH!" The Clown yelled, swinging his guitar that was tossing arrows in their direction.

"HIT EM WITH A BRICK!' The Knight yelled too, swinging his sword as his peco freaks out beside him.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!" May frantically dodging arrows.

"DOOD RELAX!" Kyyrin spazzed as she ducks.

"Those ambushers sound like females!" The Lord Knight said, suddenly stopping and kneeling before May, taking her hand in his. "Well hello there, would you like to ride my peco?" He said in a very odd tone.

May blushed from his greeting, it sounded very sexual and she wasn't sure how to respond to that. Before she could even respond, the lord knight's friend stepped in, smacking the back of his head.

"Sorry about that, he's very…Flamboyant towards girls. My name is Charles, I'm a clown. And this guy is John, he's a Lord Knight." He introduced.

"I'm not sure if that's the right word for that, but…yeah.. I'm Kyyrin and my friend who your friend, I think hit on, is May. I'm a Sniper and she's a Scholar." Kyyrin replied

"A scholar! I like book worm ladies." John said, quickly swiping May off her feet and carrying her to his peco. "TO THE PECO!" He threw her over on the peco and rode off with her in a quick move.

"….Did he just kidnap my friend?" Kyyrin said. "Wait…MAY! COME BACK!" Kyyrin chased after the Peco.

"Oh Cheesus, here it goes." Charles ran after Kyyrin.

"W-W-W-Wh-a-a-t A-a-r-e you d-d-oing! Put me down!" May spazzed to hold on to the peco, afraid of falling off. "Actually! Stop before putting me down!" May cried.

"It's okay! We're close to Alberta anyways! Isn't that where you two were heading anyways!" John said, steering his peco to go gently.

"Wha, how did you know?" May asked confused.

"Everyone is heading there, not many people just roam the forest anymore and you two look like you were going on an adventure." He explained.

"I guess that's true, are you guys locals of Alberta?" May asked.

"Not really, we just came back from slaying Eddga. See?" He pointed to the Peco's backpack.

She looked in and see the loot of what the monster drop. "Eddga? But that's an MVP!" May said.

"Yup!" John said with a smile.

'These two must be way out of our league, the only thing Kyyrin and I killed was a Cat o Nine Tails back in Payon Dungeon. We never got a chance to find Moonlight.' She thought.

"Did you guys have any trouble?" May asked.

"Not really, it was a little difficult, but not impossible." John said. "We es number 1!" He said proudly, puffing his chest out.

"Interesting…" May pondered for a while… and realized…"HEY WHY AM I STILL ON THIS!" May spazzed again.

John giggled and rode off into the sunset to Alberta with May yapping at him to put her down.

"Does your friend do this often?" Kyyrin asked, chasing them down.

"Only if he really likes them!" Charles explained running beside her.

"But we only met you two for not even Five minutes!" Kyyrin questioned.

"Yeah, he's realllllly friendly!" Charles answered.

"Well…I guess it's no harm as long as I can see May! It's really nice to meet you! So far you guys have been an excitement on our way here." Kyyrin let out her hand to shake his as they run.

"It's cool to meet yall too!" Charles accept her hand shake, and they continue to chase after their friends.

Alberta

After a while on the peco May was able to sit back up behind him, a little bit calmer than before. She wasn't use to riding, so she wrapped her arms around his waist so she wouldn't fall. "We're pretty high up from the ground…" May said a little frighten.

"You'll get use to it." John said, suddenly he felt her tiny arms wrap around his waist. He's face turned instantly red and quickly settled down the Peco to land. "I GUESS WE SHOULD WAIT FOR YOUR FRIEND." He said in a very spazzam way.

May blinked for a second and stayed on the peco, looking at the ground, "It's still to high…" May said embarrassedly. She wasn't too fond of heights, actually there are a lot of things she isn't too fond of…"Halp please?" May asked him.

Trying to hide his red face, he walked over beside the peco and opened his arms to her, "Jump." He said.

"Jump? I don't know…" May hesitated.

"You can trust me, I won't let you fall. I am a Lord Knight, saving people from distress is my job!" He said proudly.

"If you say so…" May still very hesitating, so she decided to take a leap of faith and into his arms.

As John was about to catch her, his friend Charles running along with Kyyrin caught his attention, "Hey look they finally made it!" He turned and pointed, completely forgetting there was a girl in mid air heading towards him.

"EEP!" May fell upon him, knocking him down with her.

"Ack!" John spazzed, "I'm being ambushed by an little Asian girl!"

May smacked his head, "You said you would catch me! You liar!" May freaked out on him.

They bickered at each other for awhile.

Kyyrin and Charles came up to them, both sweat drop from what they just saw. Kyyrin turned to Charles, "So would you like to have lunch together? It seems like we're getting to know each other very well." Kyyrin offered them.

"Sure, I'm sure John is starving." Charles said, and turned to the two who were still bickering, "Hungry guys?" Charles asked them both.

May and John looked at each other and suddenly their stomach growled. "Just a little" they both said.

To Be Continued

I know I'm probably cutting it off at such weird places, but to me it seems to be fine, I like to leave my chapters as long as I can! I hope you guys are enjoying it so far! Don't expect any extreme rated M into far into the story, I don't want my story to be straight up sex and what not. I do hope you like the light-heartness of the story. Sorry for any typo and grammar, I'm very bad at that... -MayChan