Master Hand was sleeping most peacefully, most of his worries about the finances were taken care of and he could sleep better now. Yes, even with his crazy, drunk brother, the creator of the tournament could sleep.
"Ahh...so this is happiness...", Master Hand sleep talked."Oh...nothing could disturb this..."
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Master Hand then shot out of bed, only to hit the ceiling before he fell back down on the bed again. He then got up as Crazy Hand, who strangely enough was wearing a sleeping hat(?), got up as well and looked at his brother. Crazy Hand then lifted his...uh...body...and held it out as he spoke.
"Hey bro, just because I may be an alcoholic, that doesn't mean I made that sound.", Crazy Hand defended. Master Hand then looked suspiciously at Crazy Hand before hearing some more noise.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
Master Hand and Crazy Hand then looked at the door leading into their room then looked back at each other.
"Do you think that the smashers are doing something for us?", Crazy Hand asked. Master Hand then looked at the clock before turning red from anger.
"WHO WOULD BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN TWO IN THE MORNING!?", Master Hand shouted. Master Hand then turned towards the door and yanked it open before flying down the hallway with Crazy Hand following behind him.
"Now bro, maybe they're working on a secret project.", Crazy Hand suggested. Master Hand, however, was having none of that. Someone had woken him up, and that someone was going to pay, severly.
"I don't care who it is!", Master Hand said,"Why, it's probably, no shadow of a doubt, Mar...Ness?"
Master Hand and Crazy Hand looked at the boy in the kitchen, dumbfounded by what they saw. Out if all the smashers, Ness was one of the least likely to suspect. Master Hand then noticed Ness bit into a cookie, therefore making him believe that he was getting a midnight snack, but Ness then was drawing something on some paper while using his telekinesis to grab himself another pencil.
"What's going on?", Pokemon Trainer Red yawned as he came in, all dressed in red pajamas.
"Who caused the racket?", Falco asked as he came in his grey t-shirt and sport shorts.
"I want to know who caused it.", Captain Falcon said as he came in with a pair of F-ZERO pajamas on with a bunch of pictures of him surrounding the clothes. Falco and Red then gave him a questioning look, to which Captain Falcon looked at them with a confused look.
"What?", the racer asked.
"Seriously? I mean, I know that you haven't had a game in a while, but still...", Falco said.
"What's-a going on?", Mario asked as he and Peach came into the kitchen.
"Yeah, we want to know too.", Link said as he and Zelda stepped in, Link in a pair of shorts whilst Zelda was in a sleeping dress.
"What was the noise?", Fox asked as he and Samus followed. Fox was also wearing a grey t-shirt and sport shorts while Samus wore some blue shirt and shorts.
"Who made the racket?", Marth asked as he, Ike, Rosalina, Kirby, Pikachu, Snake, Cloud, and Bayonetta came in, all of them in their pajamas (except Kirby and Pikachu) and looking pretty drowsy.
"We were about to get to that.", Master Hand said as he looked at the psychic boy scribbling something down at a very fast pace."Ness, why are you up at this hour?"
Ness then turned around and gave a concerned look,"It's Giygas! He's going to return!"
"Giygas...is isn't-a that the one person you-a beat?", Mario asked.
"Yes! And if we don't stop him, he'll destroy everything!", Ness said as he went back to scribbling down on his paper.
"Oh come on Ness, Giygas can't be that bad can he?", Link asked.
"WHAT!?", Ness yelled as the lead broke from his pencil. Ness then turned around and glared at Link, who was sweating due to Ness's icy glare."LINK, HE IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT HE WASN'T 'THAT BAD'!? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE HAVE TO STOP HIM NOW!", Ness yelled as he slammed his fist into his open palm. The smashers looked terrified at Ness, he had never acted this way before, they were unsure about what to do in this situation.
"Uh...you aren't exaggerating just a teensy bit there are you?", Ike asked.
"IKE! HOW CAN YOU DOUBT THAT!? GIYGAS IS NOTHING LIKE YOU EVER SEEN!", Ness yelled.
"Ness, no-a one here has ever seen Giygas.", Mario said. It was true, outside of the smash villains and some stage bosses, no one had ever seen a villain from another smasher's world. Ness then dropped his jaw as he looked at Mario in unbelief.
"M...MMM...MARIO, DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!", Ness said. Mario then shrugged his shoulders as the boy from Onett couldn't believe what he was seeing and hearing.
"Sorry Ness, but there's-a no evidence that suggest that Giygas is-a here.", Mario stated.
"Ness, if there was something wrong, Master Hand would sense it.", Marth said. Ness then looked at the prince with a doubtful look.
"Are you sure about that?", Ness asked in what sounded like a sarcastic tone. The older smashers just gasped in shock, Ness had never acted this rude before.
"Ness!", Bayonetta scolded.
"How could you doubt Master Hand?", Ike asked angrily.
"Yeah, can you believe that Master Hand?", Falco asked."Uh... Master Hand?"
The smashers turned around and saw Master Hand just floating there in place. He had not spoken a word after what Ness had explained what he was doing. It seemed as if he was thinking about something, but due to being...well...a hand, no one could read any expression coming off of him. Master Hand remained quiet for about thirty more seconds before realizing that he was being looked at.
"Huh? What is it?", Master Hand asked.
The smashers looked at him in shock as they pointed at Ness,"Didn't you hear him!?", Captain Falcon asked dumbfounded.
"He questions your powers! He doesn't believe you would be able to sense Giygas!", Ike said as Ness glared at the mercenary. Master Hand then looked at the boy before turning red again.
"Ness, you think I can't sense Giygas, even if was in this world?", Master Hand asked angrily.
"Master Hand, Giygas has unbelievable power! He can practically do...wait, what do you mean by 'if'?", Ness asked.
Master Hand then began to return to his original color as he looked sympathetically at Ness,"Ness, I..."
"WHO DISTURBED OUR SLEEP!?"
Master Hand then groaned as Bowser, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Dark Pit entered the room, Ganondorf and Dark Pit in their sleeping clothes. Master Hand then turned towards the smash villains as the rest of them came up.
"Bowser, there was something that...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!", Master Hand screamed as if he had seen a ghost. The smashers then turned around before screaming themselves as they looked at what was possibly the most frightening thing known to man as it came into the room.
"What is-a everyone screaming about?", a peeved Wario asked as he came into the room. However, the smashers were screaming because of Wario, or, what a lack of what he was wearing. In fact, the only thing that Wario was wearing was a pair of white underwear. The smashers could only try their best not to spew their vomit onto the floor as they watched the disgusting fat droop down Wario's body, it also didn't help that the pair of underwear that Wario was wearing was a tight fit, making everyone uncomfortable by what they could nearly see.
"WARIO! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!", Master Hand barked as he looked away and tried not to see the disgusting figure in front of him.
"BAH! Why? I-a always sleep like this!", Wario said as he began to 'flex' his muscles, awing at them while everyone else was repulsed.
"WARIO! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE SPEEDO!", Ike yelled. Wario was about to say something back, but he then looked at Rosalina and Palutena as she and Pit were coming into the kitchen.
"Who woke the goddess from her sleep?", she asked, before looking at the face that Wario was making. Palutena then gulped as Rosalina stepped back."Now...Wario...stay..."
"OOH! BABES!", the fat man yelled as he ran towards them. Palutena and Rosalina then turned tail and ran back off into the hallway as Wario chased after them, leaving behind a river of drool from his mouth as he chased them. Everyone then looked at each other before looking at Master Hand, who was already guessing what they were all thinking.
"No! I am not cleaning it up! Pit and Captain Falcon will clean it up!", Master Hand said.
"WHAT!?", Pit asked in a scared voice.
"NO!", Captain Falcon wallowed as he fell before Master Hand."Please Master Hand, please spare me!"
"I'm sorry, but no can do! I wish you the best of luck my friend!", Master Hand said as he floated away from Captain Falcon, who began crying from underneath his helmet. Master Hand then floated over towards Ness and sat down in a chair next to him.
"Ness, I don't think Giygas is here. In fact, I don't think that he's alive. I think that you were dreaming, and that the dream was too real.", Master Hand explained. Ness looked at the disembodied hand, unsure what to say.
"You think, I just dreamt it all? But... everything I saw, it was..."
"That's the way dreams are, they are supposed to be as nearly real as possible.", Master Hand said. Ness then looked down at the floor as he shook his head.
"Are you sure?", Ness asked.
"Positive.", Master Hand said. Ness then sighed as he hopped off the chair.
"Okay.", Ness said. Mario then smiled at the young boy.
"See, that-a was all it was! There's-a nothing to..."
"Wait a minute...", Master Hand said as he turned around and looked at the plumber and the princess."Why did you two come together?", Master Hand asked like he was having a interrogation right there and now. Mario and Peach then widened their eyes as they glanced at each other before smiling sheepishly at Master Hand.
"Uh... I was-a...checking on Peach!", Mario said as Peach nodded her head.
"Yeah!", Peach said as she put on a nervous smile. However, everyone could see right through that.
"YOU LIE!", Master Hand shouted. He then turned towards Link and Zelda as he hovered over towards the two Hylinian, who were just as scared as the previous suspects."AND YOU TWO! WHY DID TWO COME TOGETHER AS WELL!?"
Link then smiled nervously before rubbing the back of his head,"Uh... I thought Zelda was under attack, and I went to rescue her...?", it didn't help that Link made it sound like a question more than a statement as Zelda facepalmed herself at his answer. Master Hand then turned towards the two space warriors that came behind them.
"AND YOU TWO! YOU ALSO CAME AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!", Master Hand said accusingly as Samus blushed while Fox made circles on the floor with his foot.
"Uh...we were working on our space ships...and...", Fox said.
"While in your sleep clothes?", Master Hand asked sarcastically. Fox then widened his eyes as he had forgotten what they were wearing. Master Hand then loomed over the three groups of two as steam came off of him.
"You all know the rules, no sleeping with each other!", Master Hand shouted,"Oh, I am so going to..."
"Phew! At least I have some whiskey to help me forget what I saw on Wario!", Master Hand then spun around and saw Crazy Hand take out a bottle of whiskey as he began pouring himself a glass.
"CRAZY! NO ALCOHOL AT NIGHT!", Master Hand shouted as he turned around,"Now, for you six, I'll...huh?". Master Hand had just taken his eyes off of them for a second, and they just vanished. He then heard slams down from the hallway before realizing what had happened. At first, he was about to go after them, but after seeing Crazy Hand about to drink some alcohol, he decided it would be best and deal with them later as he charged at Crazy Hand.
"DRINK THAT AND I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Ha ha! He will-a never catch us!", Mario exclaimed as he and Peach laid back down on the bed, both of them snuggling back onto each other.
"Mario, maybe we should listen to him once, he doesn't want me to get pregnant you know. That would cost him even more money, and it's already bad enough with Falco and Katt, I'm an actual fighter.", Peach reasoned.
"Aw, don't-a worry Peach, at least we are-a engaged!", Mario said as he wrapped his arm around her. Peach then laid her head down on Mario's chest.
"Well, it's not that, but what will happen if I get pregnant before we're married.", Peach said.
"Peach, we've done this-a thousand times, I don't-a think that you should worry.", Mario said.
"What does that mean? Are you saying we can't have a child?", Peach asked.
"No, it's-a...oh mama mia, I don't know how to-a explain it, let alone understand it. But, since you do have some concern, I promise that-a we won't do anything else before we're-a married.", Mario finally agreed.
"You promise on your life?", Peach asked.
"Well, I have-a always kept those promises every time-a you get kidnapped by Bowser.", Mario chuckled as Peach joined in as well. The two then closed their eyes before falling asleep again.
"FINALLY! I thought he would never catch them!", Link said as he leaned back in his bed as Zelda crawled under the covers next to him.
"I am surprised too by how long it took for Master Hand to found out about Mario and Peach, but we shouldn't be doing this either.", Zelda said.
"Oh come on princess, can't you have a little fun?", Link grinned as Zelda looked away and blushed.
"No! You remember the rules from Hyrule, none of that until we're married, and you haven't even proposed to me yet!", Zelda snapped as Link groaned in despair.
"Aw, but why do we have to obey that law? Can't we just go ahead with it?"
"Link, I understand that you want this, but I must be responsible and say no for the time being.", Zelda said."Besides, this is the first time I have ever slept with you."
"Hey, we're sharing a bed, not sleeping with each other.", Link said as he grinned at her blushing.
"Just go to sleep.", she commanded as Link laughed and turned out the lights.
"So, why am I here again?", Fox asked as Samus laid her head on his chest and pulled the covers over them.
"Well, due to the Metroid DNA infused in me, I am susceptible to the cold and can be chilled very quickly.", Samus explained.
"And you didn't grab Pikachu because...", Fox asked.
"Because he isn't as tall as me and have as much fur as you do.", Samus said as the two giggled at that (I'm going with the 5'8 version of Fox and the 5'8 version of Samus, Falco will be 5'9).
"Oh, so you like my fur?", Fox grinned.
"Yes, it's all nice and warm.", Samus teased as Fox wrapped his arm around her.
"Oh, I'm just being used, how sad.", he said as the two chuckled. Samus then thought of something as she looked at Fox.
"Hey, do you think that Ness will be alright? I mean, he did seem pretty shaken up."
"Don't worry Samus, I think he'll be just fine.", Fox smiled at her.
"Well, okay.", Samus said.
"Come on, let's get some shut eye. Just try not to think of Wario in his underwear."
"Fox!", Samus said as she playfully punched him in the shoulder as Fox just laughed in response.
"Hey Ness, are you feeling alright?", Toon Link asked as the boys made it back to their room. Ness had been quiet since leaving the kitchen, unsure of what was really going on. He was sure that Giygas had visited him, but now he wasn't sure since Master Hand did remind him that nightmares can fool people.
"Well...uh...I am a little nervous, I was so certain that Giygas was coming back.", Ness said.
"Well, there's nothing wrong about being nervous, you just have to tell what's a illusion from reality.", Lucas encouraged. Ness then smiled at his fellow PK user as the boys made it back into their bedroom.
"Thanks guys, maybe later in the morning I can find out what'' going on.", Lucas and Toon Link then shook their heads at Ness.
"Still believe there's something going on, well, we'll see about that. Goodnight.", Toon Link said as he got back into his bed and closed his eyes. Lucas did the same as Ness changed back into his pajamas and crawled into his bed. Ness then rolled over and closed his eyes as he tried to drift off to sleep.
"Ness..."
Ness then shot up out of his bed and frantically looked around the room from where he sat, seeing if there was any sign that his nemesis was there. Sweat poured down his face as he continued looking on into the darkness, no sign of anyone else was there. Ness then laid back down before rolling over and looking out the window and narrowing his eyes.
"Giygas, if you truly are back, I'll make sure that I will put a stop to you before you can cause any harm!"
(Author's note)
Sorry it took a while and that this chapter is short, but I will be doing a longer chapter on Saturday, so please wait! Well, for those of you who are new to my stories, I told you to read my earlier ones so that they would explain things, so please don't be weirded out, they were previously established. Don't worry guys, I'll make sure to write this story whenever I get the chance, but it may take a while, just hang on! Until next time, au revoir! I don't own any of the characters all, characters belong to their respective owners.
