Warning: BoyxBoy/Yaoi content...Suicidal moments too. Don't read If you Don't like~

Disclaimer: I do not own the Characters or songs used. "Call me maybe" is by Carly Rae Jepson.

Little Einsteins opening song is made by I don't know who... : Sorry

Enjoy!

-At home-

Sora was passed out, laying in little remains of sugar from an hour ago and I was playing my new guitar loudly, completely drowning out every other noise and letting everyone listen to the melody of my music. Cloud walked out 'singing' (terribly) I don't know what. It sounded like he was strangling a cat and rubbing two balloons together, have you even heard these noises!? It's horrible! I stopped playing just to shut him up and then having to listen to him laugh and fall over Sora's body, Dad was freaking out about him just laying there not feeling anything or being woken up by being crushed but I just had to laugh at the face he was pulling.

"Hey! Roxy! I-Is Sora D-D-Dead...?" he finished his sentence with a little hi-pitched "dead," which made me burst into tears of joy.

"Dad, don't worry, he's just in a Sugar K.O!" Now it was cloud's turn to burst into tears. I blamed him for my 'GREAT' sense of humour.

(A/N: Or you could blame me Rox-ass~) (Axel: mmmm~ Dat Ass~)

-1 hour later- Sora POV-

ugh...what is this headache? I look up to see my brother laying next to me fast asleep. His eyes closed and his breath lingering near my face. His face looks so peaceful, I know his past wasn't peaceful and I always hoped he would be able to sleep peacefully without waking up in a heavy sweat from a nightmare remembering everything. I won't ever let bad things happen to him again. Not like last time.

I moved my face closer, looking at his face, his lips slightly parted, his long eyelashes, his cute blond spikes and his pale skin. His whole face looked so beautiful. I slowly moved my face closer to his and touched his lips with my own, softly, hoping that he wouldn't wake up and freak out. I leaned back and smiled in relief, I was glad. "phew..." I let that one sigh escape from my mouth and it had managed to wake my brother. He looked at me and just put his face into the ground again, mumbling something under his breath. Curious. But with school starting soon who cares.

-Normal POV-
Several days passed of nothing but complete and utter Sora non-sense. They stayed home because the weather decided that it wanted to make people sad by raining for the last days of the school holidays.

- The day school starts-6:00am-Roxas POV-
I woke up with something crushing my back, It wasn't moving and it was suffocating me completely! I started squirming until I realized what this 'Thing' was. It was Sora, doing his usual thing of crushing people in his sleep. I managed to roll away from the great lump of sugar and when I did, I got up onto my feet and tickled Sora, hoping to wake him up.

"Kya!" He screamed straight into my ear making me stop and stagger backwards cupping my ear in my hand. There goes my perfect .

"Oh my god, SORA! How can you scream so loud in the morning!?" Sora just stared at me and smirked. He looked so smug it made me laugh. His face was completely stuck up looking and he even stuck out his chest and started rubbing his index finger under his nose just doing his little,"HoHoHo..." He stopped to look at my face which was looking like it was in pain. Which it was.

He then turned away and then quickly turned back around squashing his face together with his hands. I just laughed at him. Not long after that, Cloud walked in looking tired as hell.

"You both are too loud..." He yawned loudly and then turned back around and started walking towards his bed. Sora and I just stared at each other but shrugged it off thinking It was normal since he wasn't a morning person. Sora quickly ran upstairs to get changed and I did so after he came back downstairs. I quietly walked up the steps telling my brother I won't be long.

I entered the light blue room and picked up the first hoodie I could find, It was my black and white one so I was happy. I then picked up my black jeans and chucked them onto my bed. As I took off the hoodie I was already wearing I was being careful to not rub the fabric over my wrist. I pulled off my long sleeve shirt revealing all of the cuts and scratches I had made over the past years. Every time I looked down at my arms I always remembered every bad memory which had occured when I was seperated to live the life I never wanted. All of the pain came flooding back to me and i started unconsciously scratching the scabs from the recent cuts. My mind was completely blank.

A sudden knock snapped my back to reality and I could hear Sora on the other side asking me, "Are you almost done yet Roxas?" I quickly chucked my long sleeve shirt on followed by my Black and white hoodie and black jeans. When I opened the door Sora looked at me and hugged me looking up at me with tears in his eyes.

"Sora? What's wrong?" I asked. He quickly put on his best puppy dog eyes and started making little whimpering noises. It sounded strange but he looked like he was going to cry.

"Can you make me pancakes?" He was pouting again. I stared at him and just sighed.

"Did you hurt yourself with the butter or the eggs this time?"

"It isn't my fault the butter assaulted my eyes!"

I let out a sigh and walked down the steps. I shouldn't say walk. I should say I got pushed down and then fell and rolled down all of the steps. For some reason, Sora looked surprised at what happened. I groaned as I lifted myself off the floor glaring at Sora who was running about and waving his arms out.

"ugh...Sora. You will only get 3 pancakes now." I added a little huff at the end making Sora look at me . whining and moaning.

"But I didn't mean to hurt you! I still deserve 9 pancakes! Not half of 9." Don't ask my why my brother was so retarded. I'm sure he was just dropped straight on his head when he was a baby...

"Sora..You need to learn that half of 9 is 4.5. Not 3..." He looked at me and just shrugged his shoulders. His face was still pleading for nine pancakes but I walked straight into the kitchen, looking at the butter that was all over the kitchen.
I turned around glaring at my twin who just hid around the corner quietly muttering,

"I...I'll clean it while you cook..."

"You better..." I know people usually don't get mad about a mess but I do. I've always had this thing about the kitchen having to look spotless. Every other room can be messy but the kitchen was a no-no. Several minutes passed of Sora stealing pancakes and stashing them into his pants and jacket. Pants . Cloud had walked out yawning again. He looked around to see Sora and I ready but he wasn't, as we could tell. He ate 2 of the pancakes (which came from Sora's pants, We won't tell him that though.) and then turned back around quickly coming out with his pants on backwards, his top done up wrong and his socks which were 'obviously' matching.

"Okay! You two ready for school now?" He asked us with his usual cheerful attitude. i just stared at him looking confused but Sora was bouncing up and down practically squealing something about,

"Oh my god! EEEEEEE! I get to see Riku again!" yes, he went

"EEEEEEE!" he hurt my . We started walking towards the door until I got pulled back by Cloud who handed me the guitar. I looked at him with confusion and the word 'Huh?' written across my face. He let out a slight chuckle and just patted me on the back leading me out the door into the car.

(A/N: Use this to find it on the page [ASAH] At school after hell...)(hopefully)

-In the Car-(I would skip this part unless you want to know what Sora was singing.)

The drive to school would take 30 minutes and Sora wanted to introduce me to some randoms. Cloud was concentrating on the road while Sora leaned forward from the back seat and popped in a CD. The songs. Oh the songs. He downloaded that Little Einstiens opening song. Oh God. It was horrible.

"We're going on a trip,
In our little rocket ship,
Zooming through the skies~(clap clap)
Little Einstiens!"

I was in hell. But the worst part is, That there was more...

There was Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson. (Insert head-desk here)

"I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?"

Oh god... The horror! I got worse but I'll spare you the horror. So yes, this was a car-ride in hell leading to a sanctuary. Sora and Cloud were both singing to everything... (THEY BOTH CAN"T SING!) But to spare you from all of the horror and pain of what happened, I'll just skip to arriving at school.

[ASAH] -At school-

My head was hurting after all of that terrible sining. I had to meet with Sora's friends who weren't as bad as I thought. There was Riku, the boyfriend who called and is still calling me Rox-ass. Marluxia, a pink-haired molester who tried to get into my pants as soon as he saw me. Demyx, the guy with the cool as mullet and then there was Namine and Kairi. These two girls didn't really stick out.
Demyx,Sora and Riku were all hyper as hell and hugging each other like mad-men. Riku didn't look like the type to go all Sora mode.I looked up at the smirking pinky with his hand inches away from my ass. I didn't move fast enough because his hand was already resting and squeezing my butt. I jumped back and raised my hand to slap him until I was stopped by a red-head. He looked familiar and just smiled at me and pulled me into a tight hug quietly whispering into my ear,

"Go along with what I say and you'll be fine..." His breath tickled me as he spoke making me shudder slightly.

"Oh my gosh! I finally found you!" before I knew it he had already started this performance.

"Oh...Y...Yeah!" I was practically shaking and wondering what he would say.

"Oh my gosh, You got rather tall but your still my little shortie." He sighed with a smirk on his face, playfully punching my arm.

"HEY! I'm not that short..." I looked down sadly. I know my height isn't that great and all but I mean, It's not my fault... Brb while I cry in a corner...

"Oh don't look so sad..." he lifted my face making me stare into his emerald green eyes. His tattoes under his eyes suited him perfectly...

I poked my tongue out at him making alittle 'BLEHHH!" noise. He chuckled and held me softly again. Marluxia stared in anger and just started glaring at the red-head. I noticed the red-head waving his head in a motion that was just saying "Get lost, we're having a moment here..."

"Roxy, Come join me after your finished with THIS guy." He ran away sniffing the hand that had groped me. I stared in disgust and horror.

"Thanks so muc-" The red-head was walking away waving and pointing to his pocket. I looked into my pocket and found a note saying,

"I had fun acting with you,by the way, I think you forgot about me but I don't mind Blondie~!" I looked at the bottom of the note and saw a little drawing that looked like this, " \(3)/ xoxo."
Sora and Riku were walking up to me and just stared at me. I looked up and smiled turning to Sora who just sighed and said, " We have english, come on you.." He didn't look very happy but Riku was just patting me on the shoulder while shaking his head everytime I opened my mouth. God dammit Reek-ew...

We walked into the english class-room 5 minutes early, like every other student... I looked aroud the class-room seeing all of the different groups. The girls: Larxene, Xion, Kairi, Namine and of course Marluxia.(Gross...) Then there was the "Twilight" kids consisting of Hayner, Pence and Olette. We then get the Destiny kids who we have already met, Sora, Reek-ew, Kairi(sometimes) and Demyx. Then there was the "look Emo" group: Zexion, and some guy wearing a hoodie named Vivi (I think) and a girl named Fuu who I already knew.

I looked at Fuu hesitantly, She saw me and actually sent daggers with her eyes. I've known Fuu ever since she was with 'Seifer' the worst mistake of my life... She stood up from her table and walked over to me slapping me in the face. Sora stood there in shock and he started panicking. Fuu was glaring at me and she then sighed and hugged me. I cried silently and she made sure to hide it.

"Roxas...Seifer is coming here tomorrow..." She whispered quietly into my ear and I just stood there. She saw my hand go to my wrist and she quickly moved it away shaking her head.

"Roxas Strife...You do not do those things anymore..."

"W...why...why does he have to come here now..." I asked her shaking.

"I'm sorry Roxas...He found out you moved to this school and he convinced his parents to move here..." She moved away as the bell rang.

"Roxy?" The Destiny kids were crowding around me looking at me hoping I was alright.
Great...My psychotic ex-boyfriend is coming back to continue what he started...
The teacher quickly entered the room and spotted me dragging me up to the front of the class.

"Alright everybody! This is the new student, Roxas Strife. He's Sora's Smarter twin!"

"Mr. Luxord!" I could hear Sora yell at the teacher while everyone laughed at Sora. I stared at Sora i just grinned and replied with a little comment of,

"Well I atleast know that half of nine is 4.5 not 3..." I shrugged my Shoulders 'dramatically making Sora blush and everyone laugh.
The lesson carried on until 20 minutes in the door was slammed open. I looked in fright and then saw the tall red-head from this morning. He walked in and just casually went, "Sup Lux." Mr. Luxord looked straight at the red-head and sighed.

"Axel... Your 20 minutes late...Care to explain?"

"Oh yeah! I was trying to find which class this new blonde kid was in. Well, I'll be leaving now!" He quickly turned around and then did something like a double take and pointed straight at me squealing.

"OMG! BLONDIE! you owe me five bucks..." He was so non-chalant but the thing is... five bucks for what?

"I was your pretend lover to stop Marly-Farly from getting what he wanted." He added with a slight nod.

"So I have to pay five dollars because you decided to 'help' me from getting raped when I didn't ask you too?"The class was staring at me and Sora was already next to Marluxia, grabbing him by the collar and whispering something in his ear.

"Well of cour-" The red head was soon cut off by Mr. Luxord coughing. He glared at this red-head and pointed to the table next to me.

"Axel...Get your ass. Sorry. Buttocks, in that chair and stop disrupting my class." This red-head was called Axel I guess...

"Fine Lux... But I'm sitting with Blondie." He was wagging his finger about and Fuu was still staring at me, watching my fingers moving up along my arm. I was scratching again... She raised her hand and Mr. Luxord and everyone else stared at her. She was like a blank canvas and he just nodded at her. He somehow knew what she was about to do.

"Axel, I'm sitting with Roxas today." She gave him a smile which sent chills down everyones spines. It was a cold and dark smile. Wicked almost...

"Who said you can do tha-" He stopped talking as soon as she stood up and planted herself next to me grabbing my hand away from my arm. I looked at her with pleading eyes but she just sat there shaking her head. I looked up at Mr. Luxord and Axel who were both shocked at the 'new' Fuu. She was like before, back in Traverse town with Seifer.

"Roxy...Did Marly-Farly really try to...You know...umm...r-rape you?" Sora was back near me and he looked like he was going to cry. I just gave him a re-assuring smile shaking my head side to side. Axel was shocked at my action for some reason. I wasn't going to be the reason why my brother lost one of his close friends. Fuu looked at me and sighed. I knew what she was thinking, Same old Roxas...
Axel came over to me about to speak but I chucked $5 in change straight at him, hitting him in the forhead. He looked down dumb-founded and shocked. I glared at him before speaking to him. I wasn't going to listen to what he was going to say next.

"There's your five bucks. Now go sit down you stupid hot-head." I growled at him, making him look at me and then he just smiled. It wasn't right. I wasn't supposed to make him happy...

"The first time is free for you. Only because you were cute and fiesty just then." He bent down and picked up the change I hit him with, placing it in my hand gently. He leaned forward and pecked my cheek. I turned around stuttering and he just chuckled at my reaction. His deep voice suited him. I wanted to hear him chuckle some more... WOAH! ROXAS!WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU CRAZY BOY! NO MORE RELATIONSHIPS WITH GUYS! I was screaming at myself inside my head...Great... I think I like this new 'fake lover' named Axel...

(A/N: Just for reading this I'll add an Axel POV too!)

-At that moment-Axel POV

"Axel, I'm sitting with Roxas today."

What makes that stupid Fuu chick think she can sit next to MY Roxy. She was getting on my nerves. First she slapped him, then she hugged him and now she's sitting with him too! Yes I was outside the door watching him for 20 minutes but that's only because I needed to think of what to say when I saw him..

Sure I started off as a jerk and all but that's because Demyx was in there, I was always like this when Demyx, Saix or my brother Reno are around...
I walked up to him about to ask him what he had next but instead I got $5 to my face! My beautiful face was assaulted with spare change! I stood there in shock and then I heard his voice again.

"There's your five bucks. Now go sit down you stupid hot-head." Hot-head, huh. I like it. I heard a little growl, like a puppies growl. I just chuckled and smiled. He was too darn cute~ I just had to give him a little kiss on the cheek~! The only thing that came out of my mouth though was,"The first time is free for you. Only because you were cute and feisty just then."

I picked up his change and grabbed his hand softly, Placing the now warm change into his small, white hands. I started leaning my lips closer to his cheek, finally making contact with them and smiling. His little face was bright red and he was stuttering now. He was just so cute, I wanted to eat him... I chuckled and then sat back down, thinking of ways too make him notice me more.
I could serenade him, kidnap him, show him my strength/muscles, Feed him a love potion anything could work~
This is gonna be a fun year if I'm with Roxas most of the time...