Uneventful Nights at Stargate Command
Two Guys, a Girl and a Fluffy Pink Rabbit
A/N: Well here goes #2, I thought I go a little more obscure in this one.
Inspiration: Col Mitchell, Dr Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, a fluffy pink rabbit.
Warnings:
Daniel strode purposefully along a corridor in Stargate Command, his intention clear, his resolve unshakable, his appetite roaring, he loved military cafeteria food and now he was right at the doorway and oh so close…
"Daniel!" And just like that he knew this meal would be momentarily soured. "Look what I found in your world, you never told me you had such adorable vermin!"
Daniel dreaded turning around but had to ensure this was not some plagued sewer rat. "Vala," he started slowly upon seeing the bundle in her arms, "Why is that rabbit… pink?" He dared to ask, against his instinct which told him he really didn't want to know.
"Oh, I thought no one would notice. They don't usually come in pink?" By this time they were seated in the cafeteria and Col Mitchell, with a gesture indicated he would bring their trays.
"No, they don't. You didn't answer my question though, 'Why is that rabbit pink?'" Daniel recited the last question pointedly.
"I like pink." Vala informed, her most mischievous grin crossing her face, as Mitchell arrived with the trays of green salad and what looked to him to be a horrible mixture of burned macaroni and cheese and undercooked entrails.
At this point a rather stormy cafeteria lady glowered over Vala, who was by now attempting to feed the rabbit her 'undercooked entrails.'
"Excuse me Miss," the enraged woman began menacingly, "is that a rabbit eating my tuna casserole, in my surgically clean cafeteria on my disinfected table?"
Vala grinned up at the woman, now seething with her temper, "Well it can't possibly be a rabbit, they don't come in pink."
Reevee: Well that was certainly fun for Vala.
Teal'c: I can see why her behavior of this nature has never been aired on television, that was the most pointless story I have ever heard.
Vala: I like pink.
Reevee: Well if you liked that one, please review, they're what keeps me drabbling here.