Truth or Dare with Eragon 2: Down with Democracy
This chapter is rated: T+
Eragon lazily yawned as the sun settled over the horizon. A soft breeze came through the screened windows, and the sweet smell of flowers wafted through he air. Eragon was sitting in a rather comfortable reclining chair next to Arya who was relaxing with her eyes closed. They had taking the week off in a rather expensive elven resort club.
Ahhhhhh... Eragon thought to himself, What a wonderful evening... this sunset makes me feel... feel... rather special... it makes me feel like I deserve a another smoothie... yeah...
Eragon carefully looked away from the sunset and to the waitress walking by the door.
"Hey waitress!" Eragon fearfully whispered, "Could I get another one of those smoothies?"
"Yes Sir!" the waitress squealed as she sped off.
Eragon smiled contently with himself until Arya suddenly slapped him across the cheek.
"I saw that!" She glared at him, "You were Soooooo hitting on that waitress!"
Eragon whimpered in fear As he tried to comfort his stinging skin.
"I was not!" He whispered, "I was just getting a smoothie... I'm so sorry!"
Arya glared down at him for a few more seconds before diverting her gaze to the door. Eragon took a deep breath of relief.
The waitress came back into the room a few moments later, and she timidly set the smoothie down on the armrest of Eragon's chair before hurrying back out of the room.
"Thank you!" Eragon called after her.
Arya glared at him again, and started to raise her arm for another slap when a giant blast of light filled the room.
A small cup made of a foam like substance was now sitting on the arm rest of Arya's chair.
"WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Arya yelled, "IF YOU COULD JUST MAKE CUPS OF SMOOTHIE APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE WHY DID YOU HIT ON THAT WAITRESS CHICK!"
"That wasn't me!" Eragon yelled back.
Eragon's eyes widened in shock as he realized his fatal mistake. Arya looked absolutely enraged.
"DID YOU JUST YELL AT ME!"
Eragon didn't have time to reply as he ran for his life. He swerved around the corner, out of the room, and almost fell out a window as he tried to escape his crazy wife. He ran for several seconds before he collided with something fast and red.
"Eragon!" Murtagh yelled, "Watch where your going! I need to get away from my wife!"
"Really!" Eragon replied panting, "I'm trying to get away from my wife to!"
"WELL THEN LETS RUN! I HEAR THEM COMING!"
Eragon and Murtagh got up and ran in slow motion as Arya fired arrows at them from back down the hall. They dodged the arrows matrix style, and continued down the hall.
"I think were going to make it!" Eragon shouted as arrowed whizzed by.
But then just as they could see the light at the end of the hall, Nasuda stormed into view and blocked the exit. She looked infuriated, and had a nasty looking axe in her hand.
"COME AND GET SOME YOU COWARDS!"
Eragon and Murtagh looked at each other with a look of terror as they skidded to a halt. Arya was running after them on one end of the hall, and on the other Nasuda was making a quick advance with her axe held high.
Eragon and Murtagh looked at each other and knew what they had to do. They ran back to the nearest window and dove through it. As they fell down to the forest floor below, they could hear the enraged women screaming for them to come back.
They jumped back onto their feet and ran as far as they could until they disappeared under the cover of the trees.
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Arya and Nasuda were panting furiously looking down through he window where Eragon and Murtagh had jumped to safety moments before. They did nothing for a while until they were sure that the men were gone.
"What did he do to you?" Nasuda asked angrily.
"He yelled at me and was hitting on this waitress!" Arya fumed.
"NO WAY!" Nasuda huffed, "Murtagh was hitting on our waiter too!"
Arya stopped fuming and looked at Nasuda in a confused way.
"Did you just say waiter? As in Male waiter?"
"Yeah! He said 'Please!' and 'Thank you!' Who does he think he is! He was Soooooo hitting on him!" Nasuda replied
Arya looked at her in an appalled way, but then objected.
"I think we might just be over reacting..." She suggested, "I think we should go back to my room and drink up that smoothie that Eragon left behind."
"OK." Nasuda said now cheerily, "I like smoothies!"
So they set off down the hall retrieving Arya's special enchanted slow motion arrows, and glaring at all the waiters and waitresses shuffling around the hall. When they finally arrived back at Arya's room, they sat down in the chairs, and picked up their smoothies.
Arya frowned as she looked at hers. There was something wrong with it. This smoothie was sparkly and green...but then again so was everything else in her life. Her dragon, eyes, sword, clothes, and smoothie. All were green. So why not a green smoothie? Green was the story of her life so, she downed the smoothie in one giant gulp.
"hmmm..." Arya moaned happily, "That was a good smoothie..."
"Well thats good for you Arya, but someone threw a stupid piece of paper in a cup full of powder! what kind of a smoothie is this!"
"It must be one of those things where you add the water, and you get an instant smoothie... you know, like that Cool-Aid medicine... and, it's green, so what harm could it be?"
Nasuda frowned as she pulled the piece of paper out of the cup and stuck it in her pocket. Then she added water from a basin in the corner, and mixed up the powder and the water. She was about to drink it, but then she hesitated. She had a bad feeling about this, but she ignored it, and took a long sip of the bubbling, ice cold, green fluid. it tasted good at first, but then her head started hurting.
"OUCH!" Nasuda shouted suddenly, "I got brain freeze! Why don't you ever get brain freeze!"
"Because I'm an elf... duh..." Arya replied carelessly, "Let me have a sip of that smoothie."
Arya forcefully took the smoothie from Nasuda, and took a long drink.
"That wasn't much of a sip..." Nasuda complained, "Half of it's gone!"
"Whatever..." Arya said, "We can share it."
So the two women talked and sipped and brain froze away the night, completely unaware of the contents of the smoothie that was at that very instant changing them in unimaginable ways.
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AN: so how did you like it? I know this chapter was kinda silly, and short, and probably made you hungry for a smoothie, but I still hoped you liked it. Well anyways, It took quite a while to get 10 reviews! In fact, I was getting a little lazy, but then out of nowhere the 10th review showed up, and I started writing several minuets later. For the next chapter, I would like another 10 reviews. Not that much to ask for is it? especialy since I'm busy studing for finals.
On another totally random note, I just wanted you all to know that I don't exist. I'm actually just a second identity. Even my best friend doesn't know who 'Bob the Builder of stuff' is. My family doesn't, my friends don't, and none except 'NKS' (Because he has no idea how to contact my friends, family, or other people). The only person who knows who 'Bob The Builder of Stuff' Is, is me. I do this for a very simple reason. If people knew who I was, I couldn't write freely. *Cough* *Cough* parents.... If my parents knew that their innocent little 16 year old child who never saw a rated R movie, never went to a wild party, and NEVER had alcohol, (ALL lies btw) they would be shocked to find out that he wrote an entire online story, and several sex scenes too. So, my whole point in saying this is that: if one of you do end up finding out my real identity, please keep your mouth shut. Really. Don't do it. It would be a disaster.
Oh yeah, Mr. 'NKS' That Japanese guy joke was VERY funny. You had me fooled. Well done young grasshopper. (Try a different language next time...)