Elivier: So it took me a bit, but I finally got the second chapter up!

Lloyd: Ah. It's that one story that has nothing to do with us.

Elivier: Yup! Though... the only person who really reads this is skittle-skattle...

Lloyd: But you enjoy writing it don't you?

Elivier: YUP!

Lloyd: Then continue!

Elivier: I will! Thanks! Will you do the disclaimer Lloyd?

Lloyd: Sure.

Elivier: Don't forget to disclaim yourself.

Lloyd: I won't. Elivier doean't own any of the characters or stuff in this story. Nintendo and stuffs does. Oh and she doesn't own me. Namco does.

Elivier: Maybe I should start using Ed in my begginings.

Lloyd: Eh? Why Ed?

Elivier: Well maybe only for the non-symphonia stories. I mean... really Lloyd. To have to disclaim yourself on a story that doesn't even involve you.

Lloyd: But... I like being here.

Elivier: Thats a first!

Link jumped away as the shadow fell where he once stood. A large disembodied hand crept around on the floor before jumping back up into the darkness that covered the ceiling.

"I Don't know what's worse," he grumbled "redead or wallmasters."

His shadow began to grow once more, signaling the arrival of the ceiling lurker. He quickly jumped out of the way again, only this time he unsheathed his sword. The wallmaster landed on the floor again and faced Link, seemingly staring at him. Link shuddered and brought his sword down on it, cutting a large gash across the… top of it. It screeched loudly; the Hylian covered his ears in agony. The monster, sensing that he was weakened, launched itself at Link, successfully pinning him to the ground. Link shrieked in terror and flailed around wildly. His sword pierced the large monster's… thumb. It shrieked again before bursting into blue flame.

Link shuddered, feeling violated, and curled into a small ball. He refused to cry, but tremors wracked his body as if he were sobbing. Navi flew out from his hat and landed on his upturned cheek.

"There there," she whispered "you are okay. There are no more wallmasters in this room, I promise. Now c'mon, we need to finish up here."

Link slowly uncurled and sat up. He stared at the floor shamefully.

"I-I'm sorry Navi," he choked "but that was just… I don't know what came over me."

"It's okay," she sighed "those monsters are pretty freaky."

Link nodded silently and stood up, continuing on through the room. Navi hid back under his hat, keeping her head out just in case another monster decided to pop out of nowhere.

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Link held the shining silver key in one hand and his sword in the other. In front of him was the door where the small key was to be used, but he couldn't see to move his arm to unlock the blasted door. Navi stared at him silently.

"Link," she said, breaking the silence "we have to open it sometime." Link was silent still. "Here, I'll help you."

Navi flew down to Link's hand and grabbed his thumb. She tugged lightly on it and led the key to the hole. She turned it for him and the lock fell off the door. The key disintegrated with the lock before anyone could even think about touching it.

"All that's left it to open the door now." Her voice was quiet.

Link whimpered and reached out, placing a hand on the thick door. Navi frowned when he didn't move anymore.

"I… have a bad feeling about this." He murmured.

The door slid open, almost silently as he pushed it. He took a few steps in when the door slammed shut behind him, large metal bars dropping in front of it.

"Shit." He hissed.

Navi flew out from his hat and began flying about wildly, searching for an enemy. When she couldn't find one she turned back to Link. The warrior was currently standing with his sword poised at the ready.

"Do you think they just locked us in here?" She asked.

"No… there has to be a way! It can't end like this!" Link cried.

"But… I don't… Link lookout!"

Link whirled around in time to bring up his shield. Something large smashed into him, knocking him back. He hit the floor with a grunt before lurching back up to see his attacker.

"ANOTHER WALLMASTER?!" He screeched.

"No!" Navi shouted. "Link this is a floormaster! They don't climb on the walls or ceilings like their cousins, but once they are fatally injured they burst into three smaller pieces. If those pieces aren't taken care of quickly they grow into a large size and you have to deal with the whole thing over again!"

Link frowned and brought his shield in front of him again. The monster stood there looking at him for a bit before glowing green and lunging at him. Link shrieked and slashed at it madly. It shrieked in pain and burst into blue flame. Out of the flame popped out three mini hands. Each crawled around on the ground to avoid being stabbed. Link got two of them and turned to get the third, which had lunged at him in an attempt to stay alive.

"Ah!" Link fell back as the small creature latched itself onto his throat, cutting off his air supply.

"Link!" Navi cried.

Link's sword lay forgotten by his side as he grasped frantically at the smaller floormaster's fingers. His mouth was wide open, looking as if he were screaming, and his eyes were squeezed close in pain. Navi yelled at the monster, kicking at it. Link's struggle grew less frantic as he slowly lost his place in the world. A trail of saliva leaked from the corner of his mouth as he tried to gasp for air.

"Let… him… GO!!" Navi grunted, still kicking the monster. "UGH!! What can I… that's it! LINK FIRE!!"

Link barely registered what Navi had said; his lungs were burning and his brain was all fuzzy. He felt something smooth pushed into the palm of his hand. When his fingers brushed it the item let of a comforting heat. The crystal.

Navi closed Link's fingers around Din's crystal quickly, hoping he got the message. As soon as a fire appeared in his hand Navi cheered. But… his hand didn't move. Link opened his eyes, which were glazed over, and looked at Navi pleadingly. Navi understood at once and grabbed Link's wrist. She flapped her wings frantically, lifting Link's hand up, and brought the flaming appendage to the monster. The monster cried in pain, but it couldn't escape in time and was lit on fire. It released its hold on Link's throat and ran around the room crazily. The red flame soon turned to blue as the monster shriveled up and died.

Link gasped for air frantically. He breathed too quickly and ended up choking on the musty dungeon air. His coughs echoed in the empty room. Navi thumped his back lightly, trying to help him get everything in order.

"Navi," he whispered "thank you."

"I'm here to take care of you Link," she breathed "I'm just glad I could."

Link sat on the floor for a while longer before grabbing his sword and leaving the room after collecting his spoils.

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Link hissed as he put the antiseptic on his wounds. Navi flew in with the bandages. The pillow was pushed in a little as the white wraps were placed down upon it, the blue fairy sitting on top of them.

"You're doing that wrong." She scoffed.

"Navi, I'm glad you are so helpful in dungeons, but can you please just shut up? I know what I'm doing." Link shooed Navi away and grabbed the bandages.

"Is that anyway to thank me for saving your life?" She seemed to be doing it simply to get on his nerves.

"Navi," Link growled "I know you saved me, but I should know more about treating my body then you do."

Navi always seemed like a different person when they were in the dungeons. She was kind and actually helpful. But… as soon as the sage was met and power was shared she turned into such a bitch!

"I'm a fairy Link." She put an emphasis on the word fairy. "I know more about healing then you do."

"Then heal me damnit!" He snarled.

Outside Link's house the Kokiri children screamed at the sudden use of profanity in their forest. They were pure after all.

"I refuse!" Navi yelled. "I won't heal a brat like you!"

"Brat?! How dare you! I do my best to save this world, which may I remind you was against MY will, and you call me a brat?! YOU ARE SUCH A SNOBBISH BITCH!!

"How dare me?! HOW DARE YOU!! I am by no means a snob! OR A BITCH!! Honestly Link! How do you learn such words? It was Sheik wasn't it!"

"You don't actually think that I could travel through towns and the like without learning something new for my vocabulary did you? I'm a freakin Hero of Time. I NEED to learn new stuff to survive!"

"Yes Link, profanity helps you survive!"

"It does! Have you ever been in a bar fight?!"

"You've been to a bar?! YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!"

"Says you! Do you even know the legal drinking age?"

"I thought it was 21!"

"HA!"

The fight raged on until both passed out from exhaustion. The next morning Link was the first to awaken. Navi was asleep on the side of his head that was upturned, her light a dull blue as she breathed lightly. Link picked her up lightly and placed her on the pillow. He climbed off the bed, stretching, and walked outside to the ladder. He plopped down on the grass in front of his old home and closed his eyes, relishing the peace and quiet.

"Link!"

That didn't last very long.

"I'm down here Navi!" He called waving at the fairy who was looking through the window down at him.

"Ah! I'll be down in a second!" She called.

Link was expecting her to fly around to the door, but instead she just flew straight into the window. Link snorted, holding back his laughter. Navi growled and continued to ram into the window. Link was suddenly reminded of a fly. He couldn't hold it in anymore.

"It isn't funny!" She screamed when she saw Link laughing. "Link! How do I get out?!"

Elivier: Well thats it for this chapter! Hope you enjoyed it!

Lloyd: You are so typical.

Elivier: Shut up! I don't need you to tell me that!

Lloyd: Sure you don't.

Elivier: Grrrrr... Whatever! Please just ignore him and review.

Lloyd: I don't think they even care what I'm saying.

Elivier: WHY YOU!!