This is the second chapter...Yay second chapter...don't own Naruto

To Omi--ok, her are your anwers in order...

1)Naruto is NOT!! completely wrapped in bandages. It is only from the waist up. Also, yes, the bandages will become weapons later...A special Taijutsu style to be exact.

2)The way the bandages he has works may not be how they work in the show on Kakuzu, but heres how MINE work. Naruto no longer has flesh, blood and bone in his Torso. Chakra vessels keep blood from his hearts running through him. He does not have to breath because of...lets say a jutsu...but anyway...the wrappings on his head are just for show...cause I like them...they serve no real purpose except covering his eyes. Also, I have no intentions of writing a lemon...If you wan't no picture it, be my guest, but kissing and marrage are about as far as I am going to go...

3) Yes, Konoha WILL play a large part soon...specifically the upcoming jounin exams...

Now... for everyone that wants to know, this is a full desciption of Naruto's look...

He is six foot two and has a muscular build. Long black pants that are cut at the bottom. Black shinobi sandals. He wears no shirt under the Akatsuki cloak, his bandages are there covering his torso. They wrap around to his forearm before stopping. They also go up his neck, covering his eyes but leaving his jaw line uncovered. His sitar is strapped to his back and his blonde hair is behind him in a pony-tail like Jirihaya

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Naruto woke up and felt something soft in his arms. He made a click with his tongue and the world came into focus and immediately a blush came to his face. He nugged his partner slightly.

"Tayuya-chan, Tayuya-chan. Wake up. Wake up." he said softly. Tayuya mumbled and snuggled closer to Naruto, causeing the boy to go red like a tomato. He bent down and whispered in her ear.

"Tayuya-chan...you really should wake up." he said. Tayuya mumbled and opened her eyes. She noticed that she wasn't in he bed and she had something warm around her...It hit her. She 'eepped' and jumped up blushing. Naruto laughed a little and stood up too. Tayuya growled and began to balk away. Naruto laughed a little more before playing a small tune on his Sitar. The campsite slowly sank until there were not traces of it anywhere. He smirked before continuing to walk. The two walked in silence for an hour or so before Naruto decided to speak his mind.

"Hey Tayuya...I was wondering. Kakuzu said that you came trying to find me the day we got taken to Akatsuki...like you were trying to protect me...why?" he said. Tayuya stiffened a little bit.

"N-n-none of y-your b-b-buisness blondy." she said. Naruto shrugged.

"I was just asking" he mumbled. The two continued to walk with no conversation for about an hour before they reached the entrance to Rain village.

"What are our aliases?" Tayuya asked. Naruto pulled out a piece of paper. He read it once and froze. He read it again and began to choke.

"T-t-they c-can't b-be se-serious!!" he yelled. Tayuya grabbed the piece of paper.

"Why? What is it? she said as she read threw the piece of paper. Naruto turned red but quickly hid it in a rage.

"WHAT!! OH THEY ARE SOOOOOOO DEAD WHEN WE GET BACK!!" she yelled. Naruto began to stroke the edge of his nose in agitation.

"Look, if you have a big problem with it, we'll come up with something else." he said with a little...rejection? Tayuya looked at him a little offended before taking off her hat to show a smile as she put on a genjustu.

"No we'll do it, just don't expect me to go all mushy on you...Reiko-kun" she finished with a innocent smile. Naruto smirked as he dropped his hat and put on his own genjutsu.

"Wouldn't dream of it Koui-hime." he said as he picked the blushing girl up bridal style and walked towards the security check. The two chunnin guards stood up and waited for the two to approach.

"Halt. What buisness do you have in rain?" one asked. Naruto smiled.

"My Koui-hime and myself are on our anniversary! We came for the beauty of the forrest and beach around here." 'Reiko' said with a foxy grin as he handed the guard their fake passports. The guard looked them over before smiling to the two.

"Have a great day Dakato-san" he said. 'Reiko' and 'Koui' smiled and walked through the gate. Naruto still held Tayuya bridal style as they walked down the street.

"You can put me down, you know" she whispered in his ear. He smiled.

"Why? You way next to nothing and its every guys dream to carry a beautiful woman in front of everyone. Genjustu or not. No stay quiet and act natural." he said. Having no idea the blush that appeared on Tayuya's face as he said it. She decided to live the moment and kissed the boy an his cheek before snuggling up against him. Naruto blushed even deeper and carried Tayuya all the way to the hotel. They got to there room and opened the door to find...one bed. Naruto set Tayuya down and grabbed a pillow and huddled on the floor.

"What are you doing?" Tayuya said.

"Well, there's only one bed so you should have it." he replied. Tayuya looked at him with mock shock.

"You about to be the king of demons and have been know to exterminate villages with a smile on your face, yet you chivalrous to little old me?" she said mockingly. Naruto threw a pillow at her and rolled over.

"Don't get used to it...'koui-hime'" he replied. Tayuya blushed and crawled into the bed.

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The next day, Tayuya and Naruto walked down the run down slums of rain. They slowly made there way to a rumored rebellion headquarters. They came down an alley to a wall...or was it.

"Tst, Genjutsu...kai" Tayuya said as a door slowly appeared. The two walked down into a split hall. Naruto clicked his tounge and a picture of the surrounding rooms appeared.

"Twenty-two jounin in the room to the left. Thirty-eight on the right. Your pick." he said. Tayuya mocked thinking for a moment.

"I'm on vacation, i'll take the twenty." she said with a grin. Naruto nodded. He pulled out his sitar and sat on the ground as Tayuya began to play her flute. As she did, seven warriors appeared before he before walking into the smaller room. Naruto put his hand on the earth fret and began to play. A rumble was heard. Tayuya's demons came back and disappeared. Tayuya looked at Naruto quizzically.

"What did you do?" she said. Naruto smirked and led her to the room. They stopped as a wall of dirt blocked them. Naruto strummed the earth fret again and the wall receded back into the ground to reveal thirty-eight jounin in bloody heaps on the floor. Tayuya whisled and began to walk through the bodies.

"You don't do anything half way, do you?" she asked. Naruto smirked in reply. Tayuya scanned the bodies, picking up random peices of paper here and there before stopping on one in particular. She read it, read it twice...read it a third time before laughing.

"What is it? Some one's angst filled will or something?" Naruto asked. Tayuya just smiled evily and gave it to him. Naruto read it, and a cruel malicious smile filled his face. He and Tayuya turned and left as Naruto dropped the paper into a puddle of blood. For ever smudging the image. But the two Akatsuki remembered what it said.

"Konoha Rejoices!! Today, news has reached the hokage that our beloved Yodamaine had a secret marrige to Uzamaki Kushino before the Kyuubi attack. Apparently twins were born! The youngest is heiress Kayku Namikazi, a chunnin of cloud. She stayed there for her own protection and is now coming here to participate in the jounin exams!! The is Konoha's very own hero...Uzamaki Naruto! The boy who helped rescue the Uchiha heir from the claws of Orochimaru. Where ever Naruto is, we beg that he return home in two weeks for the Jounin exams and Konoha can have the Namikazi's in our borders again!!"

The newspaper slowly sank to the pool of blood as the blonde heir laughed on his way out.

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Two chunnin watched as two cloaked figures approached the gate to Konoha. The city was rejoicing the return of Kayku, the Namikazi heir and was hoping for the return of Naruto. They stepped into the positions as the two approached.

"Halt! State you buisness in Konoha." one said. One of the cloak figures opened his hand and a necklace came out. He handed it to the guard.

"Give this to Tsunade, she'll know who I am." he said. The guard looked confused, but nodded and left. The other chunnin was left with the two strangers who didn't seem to move or breath. He stood their in growning fear as the two stood motionless lessly. That soon changed to shock as the Hokage, Jiriyaha, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and The Namikazi heir stood with kunai drawn around the two. Tsunade spoke first.

"You have two seconds to tell me how you got this necklace, Akatsuki." she growled. The figure laughed.

"Because you gave it to me, Tsunade-sama. Or should I say...baa-chan." the man said. Tsunade froze. She reached to the man and threw his hat off. The group gaped as the man underneath was Naruto.

"W-w-why?! What happened? Why are your eyes bandaged? WHY DID YOU JOIN THEM!!" she all but yelled as she grabbed his shirt. Naruto frowned a little.

"I joined because I was accepted. Something I wasn't here. As for my eyes...ask Hatake, he should know EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED" the blonde roared. Everyone took a step back, having never seen Naruto angry. Naruto turned to Jiriyaha.

"Oh, Ero-sennin...Pein-sensai says hey" he said. Jiriyaha choked on air.

"P-P-Pein's alive?!" he yelled. Naruto smiled.

"Yes, he is. Now, if where done here. I have the jounin exams to sighn up for, yeah?" he said, only to be hit upside the head by his partner.

"I swear to Kami Naruto. If you so much as act like Deidra ever again I will find a way to cut off all of your tails." Tayuya roared as the two walked down the road. The group that knew the truth about Naruto gulped...tails??

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And i'm going to end it there...mwahahaha!!...ah get over it...now poll time!!

Should Naruto's sister be stuck up like an Uchiha...OR...Agree with Naruto and turn on the village for how they treated him??

The choice is yours...

-Taco out