Negotiate Me!

`` Okay now Matthew I need you to understand something...``Alfred pointed a finger at his little brother "I OWN THE NORTH POLE! You see due to recent and upcoming discoveries of the Alaska ocean floor the north pole is in our internal waters..."

"Eh, I-I don't understand..." Matthew confessed to his big brother who'd been explaining the concept to Canada for several minutes now.

"I don't even understand why your here at all!" Norway stepped in-between the two brother nations eyeing America suspiciously " Alaska isn't even close to the north pole!"

"It is time to reveal my secret weapon!" America unrolled a map in front of Norway "The hero will prevail!"

Norway took the hand drawn map America had upside down eyeing the rough sketch of Alfred standing on Alaska and a helpfully labelled 'North Pole' beside him. The border had Russia to the right and Canada to the left across the ocean, after a taking a deep breath of impatience Norway spoke "This is so fake!"

Canada cuddled his polar bear trying to stop the shouting words from America and Norway.

'What do you mean its fake! I drew that myself!'

A dark presence loomed over Canada sending out waves of cold, and as there was only one country larger than Canada, Matthew froze in fear. Ivan dragged Canada back from the argument.

'Exactly!'

Canada turned around to stare a softly laughing Russia in the face "H-hi Ivan..." Canada meaped as the scary country gied.

'Yeah I own the north pole!'

Russia placed a hand against Matthew's cheek " Happy to see me, da?"

'The geography isn't even right, Canada is on the right of Alaska!'

"D-da!" Canada squeaked as he felt Ivan pull him close breathing coldly down his neck...

'Really? Let me see that map!'

"Do we really need these to nobodies to debate our own claims to the artic?"

'Fine'

"I-I think its f-for the..." Canada blushed profusely biting his lip as Russia stoked one of his hairs.

'There is that better?'

"We do not need their help to settle our disputes reasonably correct?" Ivan spun Canada around and lifting the back of his Roots hoodie placing his cold fingers against Canada's gently warm back.

'You just crossed out the countries names and switched them!'

Matthew felt himself being seduced by the more violent nation but he couldn't help the fact his heart was racing.

"Tell them to leave and we can... disgust things more privately, Da?"

America and Norway approached the embracing nations and said together "What are you doing?!?"

"Tell them what we've decided Matthew..." Ivan kissed Canada's neck and held his waist.

"We, we, we... Think it would be best if just I and Russia talked it out, for now, eh?" Matthew looked up into Russia`s being gentle face.

"What?" America held his hand drawn map upside-down.

"But we have a stake in this too!" Norway shook his fist

"Leave..." Russia glared waves of evil at them laughing "Kolkolkolkol..."

America and Norway both walked quickly backwards out of the room. Matthew looked up at Ivan. Mother Russia looked down at Canada waves of evil radiating off of him still. Canada suddenly realised what he did.

"You're going to raep me aren't you?" Matthew whimpered...

"Well if you insist!" Russia ripped off Canada's hoodie his eyes gleaming in a not so gentle way.