I've got chapter two up! And I watched RotG with my dad again. It's gotten so bad that my dad can quote the movie. And, no, I don't feel bad for him.
Here! Enjoy this new chapter!
Being a Guardian"Wow…" Jack muttered as he crawled out of the bag. "You have got to be kidding me."
"I hope the yeti's treated you well?" North asked.
Jack stood up, twirling his staff. "Yeah," he said sarcastically. "I love being shoved in a sack and thrown through a magic portal."
"Oh, good." North nodded. "That was my idea." Bunny entered the room, hopping closer to the fire. "You know Bunny, obviously."
"Obviously," Jack replied, smirking at Bunny.
Bunny crossed his arms over his chest, glaring back at him.
"And the Tooth Fairy." North pointed to Tooth who was telling her fairies to go to another house. When she heard her name, she bolted over to Jack.
"Hello, Jack," she greeted. "I've heard a lot about you. And your teeth!"
Tooth began touching Jack's face. Bunny didn't know why he felt so angry about that. Because he certainly didn't like Tooth. Maybe it was just because Jack was in the same room as him… "M-… My what?" Jack stuttered, pulling away.
Tooth leaned closer. "Open up!" Jack's mouth was invaded. "Are they really as white as they say…?"
"Ahh…" Jack groaned.
"Yes! Oh, wow, they really do sparkle like freshly fallen snow." Several of her mini fairies began to squeal. Some reached out to him. "Let's not disgrace the uniform, girls."
"And Sandy." North continued introductions. The dream maker was sound asleep. "Sandy! Sandy, wake up!" The little man blinked awake and waved at Jack.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Does anyone want to tell me why I'm here?"
Sandy raised his hand excitedly. Jack crouched down. Images appeared in golden sand above his head. A lot of images, at that. He could barely make one out as himself.
"That's not really helping," Jack told him. "But thanks, little man."
Jack turned around and tapped an elf that was carrying a plate of cookies. The elf and plate both froze. "I musta done something really bad to get the four of you together…"
He paused, turning to face North, a childish smile on his face. "Am I on the naughty list?" (You'll always be on the Naughty List, Jack :3)
The way Jack had said that sent a chill though Bunny. Stupid frostbite…
North laughed causing his belly to shake. "On naughty list?" He stopped pointing at Jack. "You hold record. But, no matter, we are wiping clean the slate."
"How come?" Jack asked curiously.
"Good question," Bunny told him.
"How come?" North repeated. "I'll tell you how come! Because now, you are guardian!"
Music began to play and yeti's threw torches in the air. An elf poked Jack's foot, pointing to a pair of blue shoes.
"Huh?"
Jack stepped backwards, stumbling. The yeti's helped him to regain his balance. He raised his staff and hit the ground, hard. A gust of cold wind shot through the Globe Room, making the torches go out. "What makes you think I wanna be a guardian?!""
North paused then chuckled. "Of course you do. Music!"
Jack shook his head. "No music!" An elf threw down his trumpet, shoving another elf aside.
"Look," Jack started. "this is all very flattering but you don't want me. You're all, hard work and deadlines, and I'm… snowballs and fun times. I'm not a Guardian."
"Ha! That's exactly what I said!" Bunny exclaimed. Jack was so going to freeze his ass later. Freeze his ass to a tree… Now there's and idea!
Yeah, I know. It's still short. Sorry!