A/N: Here's chapter two, Oshitari/Atobe, which is actually a pairing we don't usually write. But, well, this one was fun.
Disclaimer: We doubt Konomi-sensei ever intended for fans to knock Atobe up, so rest assured we're not him and we're not trying to claim that we are.
Oshitari/Atobe
"Ore-sama is FAT!"
Oshitari sighed for the millionth time that day. Putting up with Atobe's antics when he wasn't pregnant was no small feat; dealing with him when he was--well… Oshitari wasn't sure how much longer he could take it.
Atobe burst into the sitting room, where Oshitari had been quietly reading a book, minding his own business. The pregnant man wore the fiercest glare Oshitari had ever seen, and he knew Atobe was out for blood.
"This," Atobe said, deadly quiet, "this is all. Your. Fault."
"Are you saying I raped you?"
"Shut up! Just shut up, I don't want to hear another word out of you until this--this demon spawn is born."
Oshitari just shook his head and went back to his book.
"Don't take that tone with me!"
"I didn't say anything."
"You didn't have to. I see it in your eyes. You're laughing at my pain."
"Actually, yes."
Atobe let out a frustrated scream and yelled, "That's it! Get out of my house! If you want to get back in, I expect you to have ice cream!"
"Won't that just make you fatter?"
"GET OUT!"
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