The next morning Lee woke up to a shriek coming from the streets below. He looked out the window to see Sirachi chasing after Iruka; he was the one who had shrieked and a large crowd of people watching. Lee quickly got up and dressed and went downstairs to see Momoko on the side shaking her head in disappointment.
"Um, why is Sirachiā¦" Lee began to ask but was answered; as Sirachi still chasing Iruka ran past.
"You cheat! You owe me four thousand! Did you think I would forget a cheapskate who had a big scar across his nose?!" She yelled. Iruka not having this anymore ran up a tree to a tall branch which would take a lot of energy to get up. He didn't care how much energy he wasted as long as he was out of reach of Sirachi.
"I don't have that much on me!" he replied sounding almost desperate. Sirachi however could not have cared less. She took back her hand and without using chakra or any kind of jitsu punched the bottom of the tree and shook it so violently that Iruka fell from its' branches. He lied there dazed as Sirachi took out his wallet and counted out four thousand before leaning down to him.
"No one rips me off. Got it honey?" she said sarcastically and while counting the money walked off. Suddenly out of nowhere Choji came holding a dirty magazine at arms length in front of her bowing and blushing.
"You're Ms. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November, and December for the last five years! Can you sign this for me?" he asked and blushed redder than a beet. Suddenly Lee recognized her. He had once seen the magazine when with Choji and she had been in the featured spread, she looked a little different than her picture now due to lack of make-up and lingerie Sirachi though was not so flattered.
"Did you have to ask me here in front of everyone?" she said and blushed but signed it anyway leaving Choji very happy. Kakashi came over too smiling coyly.
"We meet again." He said and smiled again. Sirachi winced and swiftly kicked him where no one should be kicked especially if they are male.
"You are the sickest, kinkiest and most foul man I know! I have wanted to do that for so long you pervert!" Everyone stared at this woman. Everyone now knew that if she was known by Choji and Kakashi that every other sensei and man must have heard of her. She turned around to Momoko and flashed her startling violet eyes at her. "I should leave now, we should don't you think?" she asked. Momoko smirked back at her and she did too before they both broke into laughter falling over each other on an apparent inside joke.
"I can't believe we found Ramen guy, kunai guy and spandex guy here!" Momoko laughed and Sirachi joined. Lee confused as to which spandex boy she was referring to looked over at Gai who was sweating hard and blushing like nobody's business. Sirachi looked at Lee and then looked back to Gai and then went up to Lee and put out her hand.
"He never stopped talking about you the whole time, 'Rock Lee is the best student I have ever had!' you should be flattered." She said. Lee looked to Gai who was blushing now from mortal embarrassment. "It's nice to meet the star student, bursting with youth." She said and smiled. Not mocking Lee but almost complementing him. He looked to her and smiled and shook her hand.
"Nice to meet Ms. November for five years running..." He replied and smiled still shaking her hand. Jiraiya had walked over to them and smiled at Sirachi.
"At least you get along with someone." He said and smiled like a father which everyone looked at with surprise. He turned to the crowd and smiled again. "She is nice, very nice just don't cheat her out of what is rightfully hers or you'll end up like Iruka." He said gesturing to the sensei lying on the ground still. Lee now really looked at her and into her eyes and then blushed. Sirachi stopped shaking his hand and looked at him with an accusative eye.
"You're blushing?" she asked and smiled, "just from shaking my hand?" she asked again and punched him lightly and jokingly on the shoulder. "You're a virgin aren't you?" she concluded and smiled. Lee blushed and looked around embarrassed, it was no secret around town that he was but hearing it from a woman he had never met was a little embarrassing. Besides even if everyone knew it didn't need to be announced. Sirachi looked at Lee again seeing him so flustered and giggled. "Not much of a lady's man right?" she asked and again smiled. Lee was about to die from embarrassment until he felt Sirachi grab him by the shoulder. "I'm gonna help you out." She said and smiled. Lee was now completely confused and looked around to everyone who was just as confused, why was this girl being nice to the ugliest guy in town and had trashed Kakashi; the true lady's man.
"What do you mean help?" he said and looked to her.
"We're gonna get you a girl." She said and put her finger to her cheek and winked.
