A/n: So, I originally posted this story before I knew to separate chapters, and I know that no one wants to read a huge fic with one chapter as the whole story. So, I give you these chatroom drabbles. I hope this doesn't get taken down for IM format…I mean, I've read books written in IM, I don't get why the site doesn't like it…Tell me what you think. Should I keep going with this? Review!

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Chapter Two: A Geek With A Stuffed Monkey

Prongs+Lily has entered chat room

WolfWithStrangeFriends has entered the chat room

Prongs+Lily: Helloooo? Moony? I did it! I did it!

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Did WHAT Prongs? To himself: Why do I ask these questions if I don't want to know the answers?

Prongs+Lily: Ok, the talking to yourself thing is a wee bit odd, but oh well. I got revenge on Sirius, that's WHAT!

WolfWithStrangeFriends: And your happy about this, aren't you?

Prongs+Lily: Very much so!...but wait, don't you want to know what I did to him?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Not really, no.

Prongs+Lily: C'mon Moony! You know you want to know and I know you want to know, so why don't I just tell you, so you CAN know?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Um….because I don't really KNOW what you just said, or rather…typed. *shrugs*

Prongs+Lily: That's not how I thought that would go; I was trying to confuse so much that you'd just say yes, but oh well, I'm going to tell you what I did anyway :D So, you know what Sirius loves most in this world besides pranks?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Pretty girls, of course.

Prongs+Lily: Exactomundo my friend! So the number one way I could come up with to bug him was to make it so no girl would talk to him. Do you care to guess how I did this?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Um…I would guess, but knowing you it's something random that I would never think of, so there's no real point to me guessing is there?

Prongs+Lily: Well the only point of you guessing that I thought of was that it would amuse me if you did, ha ha, but never mind. Well the first part of my evil GENIUS plan is to charm serious to look like a complete and total geek; he now has short oily, tangly, black hair, and really big, thick glasses, and zits all over his face. Oh and for extra fun I charmed all the girl's in the school to slap him every time they see him and to declare that James Potter is the hottest boy alive, and he is a loser. How long will this last you ask? Well about a week, but I'll undo it if he apologizes, gives me a present or something, and stays on his best behavior. *grins smugly to self*

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Hahaha. That's really good. He'll totally hate that!

Prongs+Lily: I know! Goody for me. Bad for him.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Where is our now geeky friend, anyway?

Prongs+Lily: Well the last time I saw him is when he was running down the corridors yelling 'I hate you James Potter!' But now, I have no idea where he is…I'm hiding in Lily's dorm using my laptop.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Yeah, I personally think you're staring at your girlfriend more than you're using your laptop.

Prongs+Lily: Hey! I can be in the same room as my Lils without staring at her.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Yeah sure, you're not looking at your dumb ugly mean girlfriend!

Prongs+Lily: *stares at Lily lovingly*…Huh? What Moony? *scrolls up and reads what Moony said* Hey! She is NOT DUMB, NOT UGLY, AND NOT MEAN! How dare you.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Calm down Prongs! I was just trying to get you to pay attention, I don't actually think that.

Prongs+Lily: Oh…*blushes* I knew that.

ProngsIsATotalPrat! Has entered the chat room

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: I…HATE…YOU…JAMES ANOTHONY POTTER!

WolfWithStrangeFriends: He's heee-rrre!

Prongs+Lily: Shut it Moony!

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Why did you do this to me! Waaaaahn! *hits James in face randomly *

Prongs+Lily has left chat room because he is ignoring Sirius until he apologizes.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Well, you seem a tad bit upset Siri

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Did he tell you the heinous crime he committed against me Moony?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Nice use of big words, Padfoot *claps*

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Why must all my friends be so mean to me?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Calm down, and yes he did tell me.

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Well…? How are you going to punish him for turning me all geek-o for NO REASON?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: *rolls eyes* He had a reason, and if I tried to punish you two every time either of you did something stupid I wouldn't have time to do anything else, so I think I'm just going to sit back and watch this whole thing unfold.

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Hey! I find that comment very insensitive. And you speak like you know why he did this to me?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Honestly Sirius, how could you not realize he'd try to get revenge on you fro what YOU did? Remember, the whole enlarging his boxers and hanging them in the great hall with 'James Potter NEEDS Lily Evans 3' written on them thing? Ring any bells?

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: …Yes, but I hate bells.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Why do you hate bells?

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Simple; they're too small, they're completely useless to me, and the ringing noise, even though it's pretty to most people, annoys the he** out of me!

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Ooookaaay, but I swear I'll never understand how you can hate so many inanimate objects.

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Um…..

WolfWithStrangeFriends: You don't know what inanimate means, do you?

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Uh….no… But I know what object means! :D

WolfWithStrangeFriends: …

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: What? …Hello Remmy? By the way, can you help me with my Potions essay by any chance?

WolfWithStrangeFriends has left the chat room

WolfWithStrangeFriends automatic response: No Sirius, ask James to do it.

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: I'm not talking to our dear Prongsies, remember? Not to mention James is terrible at potions...Oh-wait…I'm talking to Moony's automatic response system, aren't I?... I'm beginning to think Remmy is pyshcic; how did he know to make that his automatic response? Wait now I'm babbling to no one…. that's awkward.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Sirius, I'm not pyshcic, I just know you too well.

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: WEE! Moons, your back.

WolfWithStrangeFriends: Don't get excited. I just got back on to look something up on the I.M.W. for my homework. (a/n IMW= International Magical Web; like magic internet. I made it up)

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: What's I.M.W? Does it stand for Ironically Mimicking Wombats? Oh and what's a wombat?

WolfWithStrangeFriends: And with that, I think I'll be leaving now.

WolfWithStrangeFriends has left the chat room

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: No! Moony, you never told me what inanimate means…crap now I really wanna know what it means! Atleast tell me what a wombat is, it's really important to know what a wombat is!...or atleast I think so.

WolfWithStrangeFriends has changed his automatic response

WolfWithStrangeFriends automatic response: Look it up Padfoot!

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: Woah, now that's just creepy. He IS pyshcic! *dances around because I knew Moony was psychic…and…I'm bored* Oh wait, I have to kill Prongs, riiight. I forgot, Okay now off to embarrass and possibly torture my best mate!

LilyE has entered the chat room

LilyE: Not so fast Black!

ProngsIsATotalPrat!: So sorry, m'dear. Gotta go!

ProngsIsATotalPrat! Has left the chat room once again fearing for his life.

LilyE: You thought James revenge was bad? Wait until you see mine? You embarrassed both of us with that boxers stunt you pulled, you moron!

ProngsIsATotalPrat!'s automatic response: I will hex thee into oblivion if you hurt my stuffed monkey!...His name is Mr. Bingers!

LilyE: I don't know how to respond to that…I really don't.

LilyE has left the chat room slightly scarred by the fact the Sirius has a stuffed monkey.