Pridelands vs. BBC
Scene 2 lions minivans mages oh my
Simba: so you're telling me a portal sent you and your minivan here?
DROP: yeah boy.
LydeaBlaze: stop doing that or else.
DROP: or else what?
Simba: or else I'll rape you and munch on your face.
Scotty: harsh man.
Simba: SHUT UP ALMIGHTY GODDES.
Scotty: k
Nala: what's that mean?
LydeaBlaze: it mean okay.
Nala: oh.
Simba: stupid bitch why did I marry you anyway?
Nala: your cousin's keys party remember.
Simba: oh yeah stupid Livingstone.
Scotty: can I go home yet?
Simba: who will we worship after you're gone?
LydeaBlaze: what about Rafiki?
Rafiki: Rafiki too drunk to put up with goddess shit.
Simba: but you gave birth to me.
Rafiki: yeah but I sober then.
Nala: so you won't do it because you're drunk?
Rafiki: yeah man.
Suddenly friendship cultists appear.
LydeaBlaze: shit friendship cultists.
Nala: what are they going to do hug us to death?
DROP: got it in one.'
Friendship cultists 1: the BBC has sent us.
Scotty: not those bastards.
LydeaBlaze: I thought we killed them all last time.
Simba: apparently not.
Scotty: followers protect your goddess.
DROP: gross man.
Simba proceeds to rape DROP and much on his face.
Friendship cultist 2: ewwwwwwwww is that lion doing it to that other guy?
Scotty: you know.
Friendship cultist 3: is the lion munching on his face?
Simba: I have a name assholes.
Friendship cultist: really?
Simba: yes its Simba fuckwits.
DROP: I feel violated and my munched on by lions.
Nala: Simba you promised not to that anymore remember?
Simba: he earned it.
DROP: so I did get raped and munched on?
Simba: pretty much you need to clean your face more often.