Kuroi Hana: Hullo, minna! Back with another chapter, yes? Thank you for all the reviews! If you haven't noticed by now, the prologue was written by Jesse-chan (Frozen Magic Fire). Compliments to her on the wonderful chapter. Enough of my blabbing, onto the chapter!
Disclaimer: Guess what? I do own DNAngel... That is... Only in my imagination.
Chapter One: The Morning After (by KH)
The day was still young, and the child of the Niwa family just happened to be snoozing... It had been a late night yesterday.
"Rise and shine, my dear Dai-chan!" Emiko's ever-cheerful voice popped out of nowhere. She smirked with a mischievous glint in her eyes when Daisuke snuggled in further. Without warning, the auburn female tore the blankets off him, exposing him to the chilly morning.
"GAHH! COLD!" The victimized redhead shrieked, sitting up, quickly pulling
on what was left of the blanket after his mother had shredded the blanket to itty-bitty pieces. Sniffling, he put on his glare facade... that suddenly faltered. Emiko, getting a full view of her son's face, also lost her impish look.
"WHAT THE HELL!"
After hearing the yell from the both of them Kosuke had rushed into the room, afraid something bad had happened to his wife and son... only to scream like a girl as well.
"ACK!" Kosuke flailed his arms, wildly, all the while running around the room frantically. The other two Niwas weren't in any better condition.
SLAM.
"BE QUIET! What in the world is all the shouting for!" Daisuke's grandpa barked, instantly silencing everyone.
"..." Emiko looked purely amused, while Kosuke and Daisuke seemed to be holding back their laughter.
"... What?" Suddenly all three burst out into a fit of laughter.
"Oh, father! You look absolutely terrific!" Emiko giggled so hard that she ended up rolling on the floor. Daisuke was clutching his stomach, something twitching on top of his head.
... Then he finally realized what was twitching... CAT EARS! In a state of panic, he reached up to his own head, only to find something soft there. He rubbed around, which merely succeeded in making himself purr. His excuse for not noticing sooner was his poor eyesight. Everyone knew better than to argue with him.
Still laughing, Emiko and Kosuke escort an unconscious Daichi from Daisuke's room.
/Gosh, Daisuke, what's with all the racket/ Dark mumbled, stifling a yawn within the redhead's head. Daisuke giggled a bit but didn't say anything.
When the ruby-eyed teen got to the bathroom he sighed and looked at the mirror.
/WHAT THE.../ The inner cry from Dark was so loud and abrupt that it startled the unfortunate crimson-eyed male. The worst part was that something erected in the lower half of his body...
What are you thinking about...?
... Oh, never mind. I don't want to know.
Damn it! Is everyone a pervert or something?
Daisuke glanced behind him, and returned his gaze to the mirror, then back, and so on. Finally, something snapped... And it wasn't Dark.
"A TAIL!" Daisuke clutched his tail that was protruding from his backside, simply to yelp in pain. His face contorted in pain, "Ouch, nya."
/'Nya?' Good one, Daisuke./ Dark's sniggering echoed throughout Daisuke's head. Slowly, the latter's features formed a vicious scowl, far from his usual perky self.
/Dark.../
/Yes? What's going on through that pretty head of yours/
/... I swear to the Priestess of Suzaku(1) I will arrange a date with Risa for you./ A very audible mental 'GULP' was heard from the thief.
TBC
(1) Yes, that was a reference from Fushigi Yugi.
Frozen Magic Fire: Oh! Guess what?
Kuroi Hana: -silent-
Frozen Magic Fire: Kuroi-chan and me bought DNAngel volume 9 on the same day!
Kuroi Hana: Jesse-chan thinks it's a coincidence.
Frozen Magic Fire: It is!
Kuroi Hana: I told you. There is no such thing as coincidence in this world. Only hitsuzen.
Frozen Magic Fire: What exactly is "hitsuzen?"
Kuroi Hana: I don't quite… remember…
Frozen Magic Fire: -sweatdrops- I can't believe you.
Kuroi Hana: Hey! It was a quote from XXXHolic. Oh, great, I'm starting to sound like you now…
Stay tuned for the next chapter of "Neko no Ikka" brought to you by yours truly, Frozen Magic Fire, and Kuroi Hana!