Though I was planning for this story to only be a one-shot I couldn't help but include a second chapter for the wedding. Enjoy!
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Peter couldn't stop smiling. The day had come; he was finally getting married to the girl of his dreams! Whistling happily he finished tying his bow tie and walked downstairs. Aunt May was in the kitchen brewing a cup of tea.
"Let me do that Aunt May," Peter said reaching for the kettle.
"Oh no you don't Peter," Aunt May laughed batting his hands away, "I can make my own cup of tea and I don't want you to risk spilling something on your tux."
"Good point Aunt May."
A car horn beeped from outside, "That's Anna Watson now. I'll see you at the church Peter. Just don't be the last one there, that's the bride's job."
"I won't Aunt May," Peter chuckled, "You bet I won't."
As his Aunt left Peter quickly strapped on his web-shooters, no he wasn't planning to go out as Spider-Man. Definitely not on his wedding day. "After all the time I spent in the last week finding and imprisoning criminals the prison better not have a break-out."
He headed to the window, "I won't be late. No taxi or train is faster than web-slinging! But I better grab a mask."
Peter found a simple black ski mask and jumped out the back window.
Web-slinging along the streets Peter was never more grateful for his apartment. It had taken a few months to save up the money but from his freelance job at the Daily Bugle, his photography job and from MJ's money as an actress they had bought a new apartment. The apartment made it quicker for them to get to their jobs and it allowed Peter to move around the city easier during his duties as Spider-Man. Swinging along the back streets Peter silently moved along the buildings as he made his way to the church, 'I wonder if my pizza friend will be there.'
"Come on, come on, come on! We're late!" Mikey cried running through the pipes.
"Slow down Mikey!" his brother Donnie replied, "We have plenty of time to get to the church and you know we can't be seen."
"Not to mention the wedding is probably filled with photographers with the bride being an actress," Raph grumbled.
The leader of the brothers laughed, "At the least the reception is at night so Master Splinter said we could miss out on training."
"Why didn't Master Splinter come with us?" asked Donnie.
"He said he would come later as he had an errand to run first," Leo replied, "I guess he also wanted some peace and quiet from us."
"Peace and quiet?" Mikey called out from the front, "I haven't been that noisy…Ouch!"
His brothers caught up to their fallen brother laughing. "Yeah you've been "very quiet" Mikey!" Raph smirked looking down on Mikey, "Shame you can't be like that all the time."
"Stupid pipe," Mikey grumbled getting up.
Leo looked at the writing on the wall, "We're at the street where the church is," he said walking to a pipe leading upwards, "Now we have to be quiet as the opening is at the back of the church. Once we get out we scale the walls and climb into the top stain glass windows."
"Won't that let humans see us?" Raph asked.
"No it won't Raph. I've looked at this church on the Internet and the roof has lots of ledges with high beams and angel statues and carvings. We'll be able to sit in the roof quite comfortably," Donnie replied.
"Huh trust the computer nerd to stake out a church," Raph smirked.
"Always helps to be prepared. Unlike a certain hot-headed turtle I know," Donnie smirked back. If looks could kill Donnie would definitely be dead.
Mikey broke up the brothers spat, "Well dudes lets go. We have a wedding to attend!" With that said he climbed up the pipe with his brothers following closely behind.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife," said the priest, "You may kiss the bride."
Peter dipped MJ down laughing as he pulled her in for a kiss. MJ looped her arms around her neck kissing her new husband back deeply. Pulling apart Peter kept his arm around his wife's waist as they walked back down the isle. After getting showered by rice and flowers they managed to get into the limo on their way to the harbour building for the reception.
"So how you feel Mrs. Parker?" Peter asked grinning.
"Over the moon Mr. Parker," MJ laughed, "Just don't crack your face from the grin you're sprouting."
"Can't help it. I'm finally married to the woman of my dreams, the weather has been perfect and for once the 'Parker Luck' has actually been...Mpmh."
MJ pulled her finger away from Peter's lips, "Now don't go jinxing it tiger. I actually want to have the reception."
Peter couldn't argue with that. "I only wish I knew why you looked like you were going to start laughing during the solemn part of the sermon."
"It was the green angel."
"The what?"
"Green angel. Something caught my eye in the roof near the angel carvings and statues. I think it must have been the light playing tricks on my eyes from the stained glass windows but I swear I swore a strange looking green face staring at me quite intently from behind a statue. The face seemed to be grinning at me and looked quite silly. I turned away as the priest was getting us to say our vows. When I glanced back the green angel was gone."
Peter laughed, "So they did make it."
"Who?"
"My favourite pizza customers."
"Why would they be hiding in the roof and how do you know? You said yourself you don't know what they look like."
"One of them said to me they wouldn't be living in the sewers if they didn't have something to hide. They probably don't look what we describe as "normal", like Nightcrawler."
"Well if they show up at the reception I would like to meet them. If it wasn't for them you would probably still be in and out of jobs and never would have asked me out."
"I'll definitely introduce you. If they're there."
The reception was lively and everyone was having a great time. Though MJ had teasingly suggested they had a red and blue theme they went for a white and blue theme instead. As Peter twirled his wife on the dance floor for the first dance everyone smiled at the love between the happy couple. As more people joined the dance floor Peter happily had a dance with his aunt.
"Peter I'm so happy for you today, and I know Ben would be too."
"Thanks Aunt May. I only wish he could be here."
"Ben is here in your heart," she said patting his cheek fondly, "By the way Peter speaking of family are you and MJ preparing for the sounds of little feet running around?"
"Aunt May!" Peter gasped blushing, "MJ and I want to have a family but we don't have an immediate plan."
Aunt May laughed, "Oh Peter I'm just teasing. Now while I've loved this dance I'm going to rest my feet."
Peter escorted his aunt to a table as one of the waiters called him over, "Begging your pardon sir but I found this note addressed to you and it was to be read straight away."
"Thank you," Peter replied taking the note. Opening it he saw it was written quickly and the handwriting was a bit messy.
'Hey Peter!
We accepted your wedding invitation and we would love to meet your blushing bride. We're on the roof, there's a fire escape that comes straight up to it.
Your favourite pizza customer.'
Grinning Peter tucked the note into his pocket and looked for MJ. Spotting her talking with her Aunt Anna Watson he quickly moved through the crowd.
"Excuse me Anna Watson, but I'm afraid I must steal MJ away."
Anna Watson chuckled and waved them off as Peter led MJ away, "Peter what was that all about?"
"Our special guests are here. They're waiting on the roof."
"But Peter the fire escape is the only way up and it's all dirty," MJ protested as Peter led her down a hallway and to a window.
Peter smirked before holding MJ up against him with his arm securely around her waist, "And you seem to forget whom you're married to."
MJ linked her arms around Peter's neck and hiked her dress up, wrapping her legs around Peter's waist. Peter hastily discarded his shoes and climbed up to the wall, holding his wife securely in his arms. As they reached the top and Peter set MJ down, shapes moved in the shadows. Peter walked forward.
"Glad you could make it pizza customer."
"Dude I have a name you know," the all-too familiar voice said as the shapes moved fully out of the shadows, "Or I could just call you Delivery Guy."
If MJ hadn't already fallen off a balcony, almost been assaulted, been kidnapped and thrown off the bridge by the Green Goblin and kidnapped by Dr. Octopus she would have screamed. The pizza customer and his brothers were giant, walking, talking turtles! They all wore elbow and knee pads but each turtle wore a different coloured mask and had a different weapon. Seeing the orange masked turtle she instantly recognised him from the wedding ceremony.
"You're the green face. I saw you up in the roof during the ceremony."
The purple masked turtle groaned, "Nice work Mikey! The objective was not to be seen!"
"Ah so your name's Mikey," Peter said.
The blue masked ninja stepped forward, "His full name is actually Michelangelo. I'm Leonardo but friends and family call me Leo, and these are my two other brothers Raphael or Raph and Donatello or Don or Donnie."
"Nice to finally meet you and glad you could make it to our wedding."
"Well nice of you to invite us, you're one of the few humans who don't scram when seeing us," Raph muttered.
"But we always appreciate and welcome new allies," said a new voice.
MJ and Peter turned around to see a giant rat walk towards them with a wrapped box in his hands. He bowed as Leo spoke again, "This is Master Splinter our Sensei and adoptive father."
Peter and MJ copied Splinter, bowing in greeting.
Splinter gave the wrapped box to MJ, "Congratulations on your wedding, from all of us. Sorry it's wrapped in newspaper but when you live in a sewer you don't have much choice of wrapping paper."
MJ opened the box to find a beautiful Japanese tea set decorated with blossoms, an incense holder and a box of incense sticks.
"After a day of hard work and fighting a good cup of tea is recommended to sooth the mind."
"Thank Master Splinter," MJ replied, "It's beautiful and will certainly come in handy for me."
"Excuse me but aren't I the one who risks his life everyday?" Peter rebutted.
"Yes, but I'm the one who's constantly worrying if you're alright."
"Touché."
"She's got you there web-head," Raph said.
"Hey we better go, people will probably start wondering where you guys went off too," said Don.
"Donatello is right my sons," Splinter added, "We must depart back home."
"Thanks dude for the invite and for the free food. We had a blast!" Mikey said giving Peter a fist bump, "And it was lovely to meet you too MJ. Watch out for Spidey."
"Don't worry I will," said MJ smiling, "Thank you for coming."
The turtles gave a farewell fist bump to Peter and bow to MJ while Splinter bowed again to the newlyweds. Then Splinter, Raph, Mikey and Don leaped off the roof into the darkness below while Leo stood on the edge, "Oh Peter, take as much time as you want off from being Spider-Man. We'll handle the crime. Enjoy the honeymoon!"
With that said Leo leapt off the roof after his brothers and father, disappearing into the night.
Peter carefully carried MJ, who was holding their present, back down and they quickly made their way back to the reception. Thankfully no one seemed to notice their disappearance and they joined in with the rest of the celebrations. When the reception had finished with Peter and MJ leaving in a limo for the airport waving at their friends and family, MJ snuggled into Peter's side.
"A perfect wedding don't you think?" Peter asked.
"The best a girl could hope for, even with the confusion with the food."
"Yes the poor waiters looked so confused at the missing trays of desserts," Peter chuckled.
"Not to mention everyone's faces seeing a big slice of the cake had been taken before we cut it," MJ laughed.
Peter laughed with her as he gazed out the window. Swearing he saw four figures running along the rooftops he smiled and drew MJ closer to him. It was good to have friends, even those who were a bit strange. But in Peter's opinion that made them all the better.
Hope you enjoyed the conclusive chapter of 'Pizza Delivery'! See you next time!