Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Evangelion world, all the credit and rights go to Gainax and Hideako Anno. Please don't sue me ;.;

Warnings: Rated R for swearing, sexual innuendo, and maybe some action in later chapters.

Rits Bits

Chapter Two

By: KatdaKit

I wanted to die right there. Of course Kaji had to come in while I was mummbling to myself. What should he care anyway? He should just go away right now before he gets chewed out. He'd probably make fun of me for telling him I had a small crush on Ritsuko.

"Good morning Misa-chan, so what was that you were saying to yourself?" Kaji so elequently asked.

"None of your business, Kaji" I grumbled.

"Fine be it that way then." With that said he headed over to see Miss Ibuki, casually sliding his arm around his shoulder and suggesting some inappropriate things for a co-worker. I swear, he reminds me of a male Shaft. Always trying to be cool, butch, and charm the ladies. The clock-in time for Nerv employees was about up, so I wrote myself in and headed to my office. I looked in and sorta laughed to myself. On the floor was papers, folders, notifications, mail, and lunches from weeks ago. I hadn't really noticed that it had stacked up so high. I opened my door as far as I could, which wasn't very, and took a running leap to my desk. I landed with a slight uneasiness which caused me to knock over the speakers on my computer and the tower. "IT ISN'T FAIR! Why couldn't I get the clean freak gene!" I practically yelled this through out the halls of Nerv. I jumped off my desk and onto my spinny chair and went around a few times. Looking back around me I laid my chin in my hands and chewed on the end of a pencil. Waiting for something interesting to happen instead of horrid paperwork.

Seeing someone pass by my door I straightened up and pretended to type on my computer. Humming away I saw Ritsuko poke her head in and scan the room. "Yknow, you'd look so much more convincing if your computer was on." Ritsuko cheerily commented to me. I looked at the monitor and saw black. Sweatdropping, I replied "Gosh, it was just on a second ago maybe I should get Hyuuga or Aoba to come in and look at it for me. Oh no, I just lost that report on the Eva Synch Test. Dang..."

"Your hillarious, you know if you lost that you'd get fired." Ritsuko stated matter of factly. I murmured underneath my breath.

"Oh my god Misato... Is that Ramen from last months lunch?" Picking the half-empty package up I read the date choking on my saliva when I tried to swallow. "Maybe you should come see me in the doctors office for that problem you have there, Misato." Ritsuko smirked at me.

"In that case I just might, Doctor Akagi." 'Heh, see what she says to that.' "Fine, a quarter after eleven hundred hours I want you in my office and then were going to eat..." She briefly looked at the month old Ramen cup in my hand "lunch... ugh..." With that she left and I replayed the words she had just said in my head for a moment. 'Hmmm... What to do with the next two and a half hours of work...'

'I want you in my office and then were going to eat... lunch heh..." Ritsuko grinned into Misato's neck.

"But were in my office and its a quarter till eleven hundred hours, can't you wait another thirty minutes Rits?" I smiled at her, knowing she couldn't. "But why would I want to do that?"

"You make a very good point." I concurred with her. She kissed the top of my neck, letting her lips linger on the skin there driving me wild. I want her to move do something, go a little lower, higher, anything. With that thought she glided her lips across my skin, licking my neck every once in a while on the way down. Stopping at my collar bone, she sucked lightly on the juncture of it and my neck. 'Too slow... God too slow.' The more she teased the more horny and desperate for release I became.

"Do you like it Misa?" Ritsuko breathed into my neck and I moaned loudly. "I'll take that as a yes..." She took my moan as permission and started to trace one of my breasts with her index finger. She pulled her face away from my neck for a minute to smile mischeviously, it wasn't lookin' too good for me at that moment. She leant down to my face and left her lips millimeters away from my own. Acting as if to kiss me and pulling away. I leaned forward to capture gorgeous lips to be denied. She leaned forward and licked my bottom lip while staring into my eyes, her hand had moved down to my stomach. The other behind me unzipping my dress.

'I'm coming apart at the seams... I want her so bad, but she won't give into me.' "DamAaaah" I had been so lost in my own thoughts that I didn't realize she had gotten my dress over and down my shoulders. Opening my eyes I see a blond haired beauty tracing her tongue around my nipple. I'm going to die.

"What do you want Misato, what do you really want me to do to you?"

I gasped at the feeling of her biting my nipple and the boldness of her question. Was I that bold? Could I tell her what I wanted? She moved lower pushing the dress down with her. She kissed my belly button and let her mouth play along my stomach. Looking down she caught my eyes, "I just want to hear you say it..."

"MISATO!" Ritsuko yelled into her ear. "DON'T SLEEP ON THE JOB!"

I awoke with a start, mentally cursing myself for having such an erotic dream with the person I trusted the most. I looked at her and turned scarlet. She was better looking than ever even though nothing had changed. Her hair had grown out a little bit and it was laying nicely in a messy style, cursed green eyes, very kissable lips, and that adorable beauty mark.

"Are you ready?" she asked me, breaking me of my reverie.

"Ummm, yea..." I replied looking down on the ground. "Let me just grab my purse..."

I found it and once again leaped from my desk to my door. I really gotta clean this place up. She looked at me weird and turned away quickly, walking without me. I caught up and smiled at her sweetly.

"Well lets get goin'..."

"You really should clean that room up Misato... You are going to end up landing wrong when you jump from your desk and recieve a broken ankle. You wouldn't want to see me everyday now would you?" She laughed at her own joke.

"Your right that would be horrible, having to see you every single day..." I commented, not really thinking that but the opposite.

"You remember you said that..."

I frowned inwardly, I could survive if I didn't see her everyday. I just wouldn't be as happy.

"You didn't have your exam I promised you." She absently said staring infront of her.

"I don't really need it Rits."

"I insist. We'll just do half of it and the other half when we get back. Stop here." With that said I stopped and she inspected my body, looking for abnormalties. I could feel my ears burning as her eyes floated over me. She looked me in the face and opened my mouth, looking inside and telling me minor instructions. Then checking my ears, I could feel her breath on me as she slid her hand over my cheek...

A/N: I actually jump from my door to my bed of my room. I'm a pig when it comes to my room. Anyway, just thought I'd add it. Review!