Elder Scroll C (The re-write)

by The Mighty Gyarapie

I promised I would re-write this story a long time ago. It was called Eldar Scoll C. This is the *rough* corrected version. Some parts refused to be transcribed nicely. You should probably read my original version 1st... Meant to be funny in a nonsensical way

2. Chapter 2

Skyrim: Eldar Scoll C (Translated)

Chapter two: Since the world was (*rest of title missing*)

Once again it was time to (*missing verb*). The laughter had stopped and the people said, "No, we don't want to do it! It's bad and not good! He1p us!"

"I will help you!" He said and approached the monstrous dragon. The dragon breathed fire and smoke and (*Cuts off*)

He fired at the dragon with his bow to spill blood all over the place with a big roar and a noise like "ROOOOOAAAAARRR!" It fell again to the ground and died.

All was good and safe but then the monstrous thing got up again to fight as a skeleton dragon against the hero, so she said, "You will go BOOM!" and threw a bomb at the dragon which blew up into a zillion pieces and Riverwood was a safe village again.

"Thanks, Hero, you saved us again! We are forever in debt to you, thanks again!" (*Speaker missing*)

So Hero went away from Riverwood to the road and walked down the road to Whiterun. When (*pronoun missing*) got there (*pronoun missing again*) was ready for their newest adventure which was to come... (Cliff hangers!) :)