I know that the first chapter was originally just a oneshot, but I decided to to make a few more oneshots and put them all together.
"Go harder, 10k."
"Okay."
Murphy couldn't take it anymore. His lungs were starting to hurt from laughing so much. 10k and Cassandra were making sounds from the bedroom, and it was fucking hilarious to him. Doc and Warren thought the same thing, too.
"Faster."
"I'm trying."
"Well, try harder."
"You know that I've never done this, right?"
Doc had to say something about this. "Oh my god, how long do you think it's gonna take before he gas it right?" He said in between laughing.
"Yeah, but it's not that hard."
"Bullshit."
Warren was just waiting for Cassandra to kick his ass for making this so complicated.
"What's making it so hard then?"
"There's too much damn hair!"
"Just keep going."
"Fine."
Murphy was banging his head on the table, but still jokes, "Cassandra needs to shave if 10k's having that much trouble."
"Go harder!"
"Dammit, I will!"
"Ow, that hurts."
"You told me to go harder?"
"Well, now go softer."
Doc shakily stands up and tells the other two adults, "I'm going to say something." As he walks to their door, he pauses.
"Just like that. Perfect."
"About time."
Doc starts to turn around, but they begin to argue again.
"You ruined it!"
"C'mon, I didn't mean, too."
This makes him open the door to be extremely shocked.
10k was braiding here hair. He held half a braid in his hands, which looks a three year old braided it. The couple turn around and stare at Doc.
The old man asks, "You're braiding her hair?
"Yeah, what did you think that I was doing?" 10k responds.
Murphy and Warren walk up to the door to join the conversation.
"We thought that you were fucking each other!" Murphy yelled.
Blushes rise upon the two's faces, they were obviously embarrassed now.
Warren asks, "Why were you braiding Cassandra's hair?"
Cassandra answers for 10k with, "I told him that if he could completely braid my hair, that I would ya know."
"No, we don't know. Please enlighten us," Murphy said in a jackass tone.
Cassandra huffed and admitted, "I said that I would have sex with him."
The look on the three adults faces was priceless. 10k was braiding her hair for sex, and failed.
"I guess that 10k's not getting laid, cause he obviously can't braid worth a shit," Doc joked.
Cassandra looked over at her boyfriend and said, "I don't know, he still might."
Well there you go! I know that it's short, but I like my oneshots that way. ;)
