Author's Note: Apparently people like this, so I'll continue. Here's Turk's thing.
17 Things You Didn't Know About Christopher Turk
1. He hates it when Carla makes fun of his shaved head.
2. He did drugs in college once. He had a crazy dream involving J.D. dressed in a cat suit, proposing to him with a donut. He never did drugs again.
3. He was called the N word in college by J.D.'s grandmother Nana Hobbs.
4. He wishes Carla would have a boy, he would name the boy Tyrone and they would play football.
5. When J.D. and Turk went to his 10 year high school reunion, Turk made fun of J.D. behind his back with his high school friends, and J.D. looked so hurt that Turk ran after him and apologized to him. They ended up leaving the reunion and going to Arby's*
6. His hero was his father, who died a few weeks after he left for college.
7. His favorite color is orange.
8. He wishes he knew more about his ancestry.
9. When they were younger, Turk's brother Kevin would get into trouble and blame it on Turk. Turk didn't tattle about it, and took each punishment like a man.
10. His middle name is Duncan.
11. He's scared of Elliot's mother.
12. His favorite animals are penguins.
13. His favorite lollipop flavor is grape.
14. When he was growing up he had two dogs, a Labrador named Jackson, and a greyhound named Jordan. (named after two famous Michael's of course!)
15. His mother made him play piano, he took lessons, originally he hated them, but he grew to love them.
16. He had aquaphobia for three years after seeing Jaws for the first time. (Aquaphobia, the fear of water)
17. He once tried to commit suicide. He never told anyone, not even Carla. Only J.D. knows, because J.D. talked him out of jumping off. He's forever grateful to him for that.