The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea isn't mine. It belongs to Frank15. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
This episode, we get to know the campers a bit more. Plus, the first challenge.
After all the campers have dried off from Chris' stunt, they were in front of him.
"Campers! Welcome to Wawanakwa Island!" Chris shouted out loud.
"Yeah, we know." Peter replied back. "I just wanna pounce some peeps."
"Hold it together, Peter. You'll be taking on some campers soon enough." Chris commented. "But first, we gotta give you lot the tour."
"Which will most likely be riddled with quicksand traps and pitfalls." Luka sarcastically said out loud as Tina elbowed her.
"Luka, quiet! You wanna give Chris ideas?" Tina scolded Luka.
"Yeah, knowing him... He has a trap set up for us featuring man eating carrots." Alec commented. "No wonder the police questioned my parents about the disappearance of that gang member."
Most of the campers were in shock. "That carrot didn't really..." Ethan asked.
"They found him a couple days later." Alec answered. "Though his clothes were kinda nixed."
"Okay, let's put the attention back to me?" Chris asked. "Thank you. First off, where's Yuki and Vikki?"
"They went somewhere after you soaked us." Hannah answered. "They said something about paints."
"They went somewhere to -BLEEP- repaint themselves?" Zero added.
"Hey, I think it looks really cool..." Hannah pouted.
"SORRY!" A voice rang out. It was Vikki, with Yuki running from behind. "Yeah, paint and sudden water don't mix!"
"So I let Vikki borrow my special blend." Yuki replied back. "I made it myself."
"Eh, whatever works for you guys." Whitney commented with a gentle smile.
"HEY! Let's get the attention back to the true star of the show!" Chris shouted out loud, interrupting the girls. "Now here is the Campfire. If you already know by now, you do NOT wanna come here. Cause if you do, you'll be voting out one of your own."
"Then this -BLEEP- is staying for the long haul!" Zero replied back. "So suck on that, everyone!"
Quentin sighed. "Dude, do I wanna know if you kissed your grandma with that mouth?"
Zero shrugged. "Nah, kissing's not my -BLEEP- style. Frenching is!"
"Is that the same as kissing?" Omelette asked.
"Anyway, I have some good news! Tonight, no one's going home!" Chris announced. And just like that, everyone cheered.
"See? SEE? Told ya, -BLEEP-!" Zero shouted.
Vikki started to reach into her bag to pull out a bar of soap, but Omelette put a hand on Vikki's shoulder, shaking her head.
"Vikki, it's NOT worth it." Omelette said towards Vikki.
"Anyway, let's move on!" Chris announced, as the teens were in front of a very familiar outhouse. "This is our Confessional! If you gotta let something off your chest, you can say it in there,"
"Even if you wanna share the secrets of getting rid of chest hairs?" Ugra asked.
"Exactly! But it's kinda a double edged sword." Chris commented. "Anything may be broadcast to the world, so be very wary about what you say in this sucker."
Confessional: It's the first of the season! YAY!
Kagura: So... It was me that ate that last box of Pocky from the storage. Sorry, little bro. Hey, it was a Confession, so it counts. Right?
Francis: I find these campers so far to be insufficient . Seriously, we have a clown girl, an annoying blonde brat that won't stop looking at that clown girl's butt, two kids that should go back to Pre-School... -He pushes his glasses inward- This is just gonna be too easy for me.
Isaac: -He sighs- Why did my parents sign me up? I... really don't wanna be here. I wanna be in my room, where its safe... The bribery cloth was completely not worth it.
Maxwell: So, if nearly anything is broadcast throughout the entire world in this thing, maybe I shouldn't tell everyone that I'm a fan of Shoujo manga, like Yumeiro Patisserie… Oops.
Soon, the campers were in front of three cabins.
"These are your sleeping arrangements!" Chris said out loud. "They will be your new homes during the contest. They also come complete with bunk beds, so you have to fight it out on who gets the top bunk. And with so many campers, you may wanna fight it out on who even gets a bunk."
"Battle for a bed... I like it!" Danny replied with a grin.
"So, do the cabins have sleeping bags for those that don't get a bed?" Jeanette asked.
"Right you are, Jeanette." Chris commented. "Though these bags aren't what you would wanna sleep in... They're a little girly."
"How girly are we talkin'?" Ross asked.
Chris said nothing, but rolled out a sleeping bag. It had the Bratz logo on it.
"Well... -BLEEP-." Ross cursed out loud.
"Now, we're off to our next stop of the tour!" Chris said out loud, as he motioned for the campers to follow him.
The campers were now in front of an easel, as Chris stood in front.
"Campers! Prior to you arriving here, we hidden special idols around camp! Each idol has their awesome use which can either make or break your game." Chris explained, as he took down a paper from the easel. "This, is known as the Chris Idol. Modeled after yours truly, this'll negate any and all votes on you. It can save your time on this island."
"Awesome! I'm gonna try to find one of those things!" Zero exclaimed. "This is gonna -BLEEP- rock!"
"However, there's also a few fakes littered across the island. You'll know it, because it's not as handsome as this powerful mug." Chris continued.
"Eh, I find Luffy more handsomer." Candace commented.
"Totally." Omelette grinned, as the two gave off a small fist bump.
"Continuing on…" Chris interrupted, as he displayed the picture of a book with the letters ABC carved on it. "This is the Dictionary Idol. If one plays this at Elimination, then the Elimination is called off! But be forewarned, as there's only one of these in the game."
"Much like legendary Pokemon, huh?" Tina asked.
Chris flipped the page again, this time, showing a picture of a book, with the word Thesaurus carved onto it.
"The Thesaraus Idol lets you see the odds that campfire. Or… In short, show who voted for you." Chris explained. "And man, this'll cause a lotta fights to ensue."
"More or less your key of knowing what alliances are formed, huh?" Vikki asked, as Chris nodded. "Ah, gotchya."
Chris flipped the page again, this time, revealing what appeared to be an Idol, with the word Encyclopedia engraved into it.
"Is someone talking about you behind your back? Then this Encyclopedia Idol can let you see them all, up until the time you use it." Chris explained. "This can be a make it or break it deal, being some campers may not talk about you at all."
"So, it's more or less chance it?" Maxwell asked. "I see…"
Chris flipped the page, this time, showing what appeared to be an Idol, with the Plus sign on it.
"And finally, we got the Math Idol! Not expecting this from a Dictionary season, huh? This baby right here can double your votes! So one vote to someone equals two!" Chris said out loud. "Again, it's a chance it idol. I would only use it if you truly feel you're in danger. And now you know everything about the idols."
"Well, at least it's easier to keep track of than the members of AKB-48." Kagura noted.
"Now… On to the final spot on our tour!" Chris exclaimed, as the campers followed the host.
Confessional: Powerful stuff, indeed...
Kagura: Yikes... And I'm not even supposed to be here. Oh, well... Might as well do my best on this show.
Maxwell: That Math Idol can be some powerful stuff...
They were in front of what appeared to be a dining area of some kind.
"And you already know what this is. This is the Mess Hall, where your meals will be fixed for you by our very own Chef Hatchet!" Chris shouted out loud.
"Whose food is banned in at least 32 states in America." Francis commented towards himself.
Ross was confused. "Wait, when did that happen? I moved to Canada when I was around 10, so I really don't keep track of American stuff no more."
"You may wanna still your tongue, Francis. Hatchet can be a little... grouchy at times." Chris commented. "Now, get some grub in you, campers!"
Confessional: Chef's food is slimy, and not satisfying.
Ross: Yeeeeaaaahhhh, no. I'll take my chances with the local fruit. -Slices up an orange and begins to eat it- Yum, citrus.
Francis: This is unacceptable. I require at least some chips with this crap.
Candace: At times like this, I'm glad Sophie back at home convinced me to take the ultra-jumbo can of animal crackers.
In the Mess Hall, an intimating chef was cooking up lunch for the campers... Or what one would call lunch. He was tall and muscular. His name was Chef Hatchet.
"Um, Chef?" Maxwell asked, looking grossed out. "I think my food... Just blinked at me."
"Hell, mine slapped me." Candace also commented.
Hatchet didn't even say a word; he just gave a glare at the two.
"Um... I can always eat around the eyeballs!" A nervous Maxwell said right back.
"And I can always eat the hands?" Candace also replied back.
"Lucky." Xander commented. "Mine ran off, singing Hello, My Ragtime Gal."
At one of the tables, the teens were commenting on the game so far.
"So... I wonder what the first challenge would be like?" Vikki asked. "Maybe it's trying to kick a ball as hard and as far as you can?"
"Eh, most likely not. knowing Chris... It would involve trying to at least survive." Omelette answered.
"So... Would we be riding mud boats over molten lava?" Nuva asked. "While collecting blue colored coins?"
"With a sack of potatoes and 3 math books on your back, meow?" Nerdi joked.
Vikki and Omelette looked at Nuva in confusion. "That was the puppet, right?" Vikki asked, as they were interupted.
"Augh, no!" Tina yelled out in frustration. "Stupid blue shells, red shells, and thunderbolts!"
"Yeah, mirror mode'll slaughter ya." Maxwell noted.
"Or maybe your life is abysmal?" Francis asked out loud.
"Maybe Nintendo is realizing what a loser you are by playing that game! You should play a REAL game!" Peter also added.
"Not like Microsoft'll make any handhelds anytime soon, dude..." Quentin replied back towards Peter.
Maxwell nodded at Quentin. "Thanks for the save, man."
Peter glared at Quentin. "Well... Tina sucks, so HA!"
Confessional: Hey, I stink too! Quite literally.
Tina: Hey, it's not my fault I smell like cotton candy! I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, that's all.
Meanwhile, Yuki was busy sketching the food that was on her plate in a sketchpad... Or whatever you call food.
"Okay, now just hold still..." Yuki noted to the food, as it taunted her by changing shape. "Aww... dang it!"
Ethan came up to her, holding a small bag of peanuts. "Hey, Yuki. Drawing something?"
"And failing." Yuki answered. "It's kinda hard to draw something if it keeps changing shape every 5 seconds."
Sure enough, the food changed from an octagon to a pentagram.
Ethan went wide-eyed. "Um... Is that food even considered edible?"
"It's quite a mystery of the world..." Yuki noted, as she held up a peanut. "Like how peanuts get into their shells."
"Where you get that peanut?" Ethan asked.
"Vikki gave me some to try to tide me over until we can get some real food in." Yuki answered.
"Ah, touche." Ethan said back.
Confessional: Yeah, how do peanuts get into their shells again?
Selena: I refuse to eat this slop! -She dumps it into the confessional's toilet- A pretty girl like me deserves the best. Here's hoping one of the geeks on this island gets eaten by it.
Yuki: -She is holding a peanut- Yeah, how do they get in there… -She then stares at said peanut- HEY! You guys have any Wi-Fi?
Peter: X-Box rules! Nintendo Drools! (A rumble strikes the outhouse.) Hey, what is that?
A few minutes later, Peter comes back in, covered in the slop. Most of the people in the Mess Hall let out a slight giggle, as Peter glared at Tina.
"You! This is YOUR doing, isn't it?!" Peter yelled out loud, as he pointed at Tina.
Bob came up to the X-Box fanboy, looking angry. "No it wasn't! She was here this whole time!"
"Yeah, Maxwell can vouch for her." Hannah noted.
Peter sighed. "Whatever you say, shrimp... But if she ever steps into Nuketown... Her ass is grass."
He then walked off, as Tina smiled at Bob.
"Thanks for the help, but he isn't worth it." Tina noted.
"But, he's insulting your hobby." Bob replied back. "I had to do something."
"Like I said, he isn't worth it." Tina commented. "He'll get his own, someday."
At that moment, Chris came into the Mess Hall. "Campers! Enjoying lunch?"
"-BLEEP- no!" Zero yelled out.
"Wow... touchy." Chris commented, as he looked back at the Campers. "I'm just here to let you know that your first challenge begins in 30 minutes!"
Chris then left the Mess Hall as the campers started to talk about the challenge up ahead.
"So... Think the first challenge requires singing?" Kagura asked.
"Nah... I highly doubt it." Candace answered back. "It's most likely gonna require us enduring... -GULP- Angela Anaconda."
"The heck's that?" Vikki asked, with fear in her voice. "You gulped. So it HAS to be bad."
"Maybe its a SCIENCE quiz?" Alec shouted out loud.
"You wish. It may be that Awakenathon dealie..." Ugra commented. "Something I would most likely fail, knowing my luck.
"Eh, I marathoned every Gravity Falls episode one night. An Awakeathon would be easy for me." Candace replied back.
"Did that include the mini episodes?" Omelette asked.
"Um... Yeah." Candace answered.
Confessional: Confessional's Guide To Confessioning!
Luka: Sure wish this Gina girl would get here soon; she's gonna miss out!
Kagura: Here's hoping my school uniform doesn't get damaged. They only give you so many pairs!
Zero: Time for some -BLEEP- chaos! That'll teach them after what they did to me during that extended period of Lent this year!
On top of the cliff, something resembling a bungee line is set up. In front of the bungee jumping araptus, Chris was introducing the challenge.
"Okay, campers! Your first task, is for everyone to bungee down, and grab one of those boxes down there." Chris said, pointing to 26 boxes set up on a table, at the bottom of the cliff. "Now, hold on to your box once you grab one, because they'll come in handy soon enough! Now, any questions?"
"What about Gina?" Xander questioned.
Chris nodded. "Right... In that case, whatever box that's left over, is the team that Gina joins. Now... Any other questions?"
"Uh, Chris?" Ross questioned. "Are you sure this is safe?"
"Absolute 100% safe" Chris tried to reassure them. "Believe me, our interns tested it several times before you guys arrived."
"Then why did I just see a squadron of medical helicopters just fly off in the distance?" Omelette also said. Sure enough, one of the medical choppers came flying up to them, with an intern in a body cast. Chris signed some papers, and the chopper flew off into the horizon.
Most of the contestants were a bit frightened at seeing an intern in a body cast, despite the intern giving the contestants a thumbs up.
"Wow... Ouch." Peter commented.
"He deserves no less." Francis also commented.
"Um… Brahs and babes? Wanna join me in a prayer in the Klingon language, dudes? You know, for safety concerns!" A stunned Quentin asked.
Confessional: Ouch...
Xander: That... Must have hurt.
Quentin: Heavy... Hope his bones heal up soon.
"So... Who's first?" Chris asked.
No one dared raised their hand. If nearly all the interns got injured, what chance do they have? But one of the contestants looked fearless.
"Me! Me! Me! I'll do it!" Whitney said out loud.
"Are you sure about this, Whitney?" Luka asked.
"Eh, I've been banged up multiple times. I'll be fine." Whitney answered back, as she got strapped into the harness.
"Are you ready, Whitney?" Chris asked.
"I'm READY for FREDDY!" Whitney yelled out loud, jumping off the cliff. However, all didn't go too fruitful as the same shark that ate her when Whitney arrived, managed to hook onto the bungee cord, almost like a fishing hook, swallowing Whitney whole again.
"Aww... not again." Whitney complained. "And this is the exact same shark, too!"
"Okay, this is rather awkward…" Chris commented, as the shark landed on the cliff. "Are there any babes from the Jaws movies in there?"
"Um... Nope! Don't see any!" Whitney shouted from inside the shark.
"Then... Look harder!" Chris replied back.
"Dude, all I found in there was an old, moldy, and WAY since expired chicken wrap from Chick-Fil-A, some game called Superman 64..." Whitney noted.
"Whitney? Better leave that game alone." Tina commented. "Stuff like that, deserves to remain in the belly of a shark."
"I intend to." Whitney stated, as she came out with her present. "Well, that should be enough being swallowed by a shark for one day."
"Yeah, but who's gonna get rid of the shark?" Luka asked. "It can't survive too long without water."
"Allow me!" Hannah answered, before walking to the shark. "Now, Mr. Shark, you'll be back in the water in about a minute. Okay?"
Hannah then lifted the shark up, then lobbed it into the water, to where it swam off.
"Bye, Mr. Shark! Make sure to keep any bandaged girls and crappy games off the diet!" Hannah shouted out at the shark.
Whitney looked at Hannah. "Gee, you make it sound like a bad thing."
Confessional: Cue Jaws theme here…
Nuva: Wow, being ate by a shark twice... On the same day... BY the same shark! What do you think she did to deserve that, Nerdi?
Nerdi: Maybe she replaced an apple pie with cherry, meow? Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm pratically a mitten.
Whitney: Okay, I have to say that shark should get his stomach checked out. Eating crappy games and old chicken wraps can't be good for you.
Selena: Damn, why didn't the stomach acids decompose her? That would lessen any problems for me.
"Okay, who's up next?" Chris asked, trying to get attention back to him.
Nuva shrugged. "Guess I'm up next." She said, removing Nerdi from her hand and handing it to Bob. "Bob? Hold this a moment."
"Will do, Nuva." Bob replied, as Nuva went to jump.
He looked around for a few moments, and decided to put Nerdi on his hand.
"So... What kinda fish do you like?" Bob asked Nerdi.
"A Glitch Fish, meow!" Nerdi replied back, as Bob was now in thought.
"Wait... I didn't add in that meow..." Bob thought to himself. "Something's kinda fishy, here... No pun intended."
Nuva, present in hand, was done jumping as she returned to Bob.
"Thanks for caring for Nerdi, Bob." Nuva thanked the kid. "She wasn't any trouble, was she?"
"Nah, not at all!" Bob replied back with a gentle smile.
"Also, I couldn't help but see you try your hand at puppetwork." Nuva quirped. "If you need a lesson, you can ask me. Okay?"
"You can bet on it!" Bob answered.
"Who's next?" Chris asked.
Isaac silently removed his Snuggie, and handed it to Whitney. He then walked over and strapped himself into the harness, and jumped.
Whitney, meanwhile, was looking at the Snuggie, making sure it didn't get dirty.
"Well... Huh. He must really like this Snuggie." Whitney thought, as she noticed something at the corner of the Snuggie... Some pink letters, spelling out initials.. "BW? What's a BW?"
Isaac reemerged on top, with a present in hand.
"And Isaac has his gift!" Chris shouted out loud, as he looked at Isaac. "Tell me... What was jumping like?"
Isaac silently looked at the host, before heading back towards Whitney.
"Gee... Talk about a silent type..." Chris commented.
Back with Whitney, she smiled at Isaac.
"Hey, just ignore Chris. You don't have to talk if you don't want to." Whitney noted. "By the way, here's your Snuggie back."
"...Thanks." Isaac replied back, most likely the first words he said, if the Confessional didn't count.
"Okay, who's up next?" Chris asked, as Xander stepped up to the plate.
"I made it through Metal Slug 3 once... At the arcade." Xander commented out loud. "One jump shouldn't be that difficult."
Xander strapped in, and jumped down. Upon grabbing a present, he gently set it down, pulled out an air pump, and jumped again.
"Dude, you already grabbed your present!" Chris yelled out loud.
"Yeah, but I saw this really wicked nest of Africanized Killer Fire Ants." Xander replied back, putting an air pump back behind his back. "Those bugs can spell trouble for the camp if they ever found their way towards it."
"Well... Makes sense." Ross commented with a nod.
Confessional: Exterminated!
Xander: Hey, because I'm on a reality show doesn't mean I can't bag some bugs!
Isaac: I only gave Betty's Snuggie to the bandaged girl from getting it dirty...
Bob: Yeah, what is up with that puppet?
"Okay, who's next?" Chris asked.
"Guess I'm hopping." Ethan noted, as he strapped himself in. But in his mind, he had some other ideas in mind...
The Campers all looked like they were part of an island tribe. They were wearing tribal clothing, had various spears near them, and had war paint all over their bodies. The leader was standing next to Ethan.
"Ethan. Your name was chosen as tribute to be sacrificed to the Cliffside Gods." Chris commented out loud. "We would have voted some girl named Primrose, but some chick named Katniss beat us to the punch."
"Um... Is that the other way around, I think?" Ethan asked.
Jeanette was confused. "Um... There's a Cliffside God, now?"
"There's a god for everything, bud! Be it a Cashew god, a Banana god…" Nuva answered.
Alec looked down. "Okay, when did I turn savage?"
"Just roll with it, man." Quentin said, smiling at Alec.
Back at the cliffside, Chris smiled.
"So… Any last words?" Chris asked.
"Um…"
"Ethan? Hello?" Chris asked.
"Huh?" Ethan asked, being pulled back into reality.
"You gonna jump or what?" Chris replied back.
"Oh, yeah!" Ethan commented, as he lept off the cliff. Even though it took a few tries, he grabbed up a present from the tables below. He then walked back towards Yuki.
"Whoa, I thought you hesitated for a moment." Yuki said towards Ethan.
"Well, I was kinda in my own world for a second or two." Ethan replied out loud.
"So, who's up next?" Chris asked.
Francis raised his hand, with the stench of his smelly armpit grossing out some of the campers.
"Augh, dude..." Ugra commented. "Get some deodorant, man."
"Tina volunteers as tribute." Francis noted, as Tina looked at the large nerd.
"What? No, I didn't!" Tina denied. "I was just talking to Maxwell about stuff!"
"What kinda stuff?" Francis asked.
"Whatever; Tina's up, plain and simple." Chris commented out loud.
Tina distantly walked up to the host. "Give me the freakin' harness..." The Nintendo fan then jumped down and claimed her present. She was soon back on the cliff, present in hand.
"And Tina grabs her present!" Chris shouted out loud.
"Yeah, state the obvious, why don't ya?" Peter muttered. "At least I didn't force her to jump."
"Now, who's next?" Chris asked.
"I shall partake in the trivial sport known as jumping." Francis answered, as he strapped himself in, but just when he got himself in...
"BOO-YA!" Hannah yelled out loud in anger, as she shoved Francis off the cliff. "That's for making Tina jump, you jerk!"
She walked back towards her team, as Tina put a hand on Hannah's shoulder.
"Hannah... Even though it's sweet you wanted to get revenge on me... That was very wrong for you to do that." Tina said, politely scolding the goth girl.
"But, you weren't even ready to jump back then." Hannah replied back.
"Still, you shouldn't be doing something like that. Understand?" Tina commented out loud.
Hannah sighed. "I... understand."
Tina smiled. "Good. Now, I think you owe someone an apology?"
The two looked at Francis, who was back on the cliff, present in hand, and... his pants down. Most everyone turned away in disgust, as he looked at them.
"HA-HA. Everyone look at the hairy legs." Francis commented out loud.
"Eew... I'm gonna need a lotta SCIENTIFIC brain bleach to erase THAT." Alec replied back.
"Um... Francis? I'm sorry about earlier." Hannah said, looking ashamed.
But Francis wasn't having any of it. "What? You, apologize? You're pretty much on my -BLEEP- list. Above Generations 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 of Pokemon." He commented back at Hannah, while he pulled his pants back up.
"Wow... Even Chikorita?" Hannah asked.
"CHIKORITA'S NOT A POKEMON!" Francis yelled back.
"Okay, okay... Geez..." Hannah muttered, walking back to the group.
Confessional: So what does that make the Gen 2 starter, then?
Francis: That small, useless goth girl would be crying if she faced me in a proper Pokemon battle. -He then shuffles with his glasses- I still propose that the Psychic Type should be Super Effective against all 15 Types.
Tina: Yeah... If Francis ever met my bud back at home... He would get a complete talkin' to. Most likely a long speech in the form of Kaepora Gaebora from Ocarina of Time.
Danny: So the little goth girl actually pantsed a large nerd... I like that!
"So... With Mr. Internet Backdraft having already jumped, who's next?" Chris asked out loud.
Selena shrugged. "Might as well jump and get this over with."
Selena soon strapped herself in, jumped, and after a few attempts, grabbed up a box. She inspected it carefully.
"Chris? Why does my box have Mario symbols on it?" Selena asked.
"I kinda ran outta Christmas wrapping. So I went with some birthday wrapping paper." Chris answered.
"I'm quite surprised you didn't notice that, Tina." Peter smirked at her, to which Tina ignored.
"Anyone else ready to jump?" Chris asked out loud.
"Guess I'm taking a leap of faith." Peter commented, as he strapped himself in, and jumped. Grabbing a present, he was back on the cliff, as he smirked at Tina. "Beat THAT, at some poing."
Tina smiled. "I've always liked a fair challenge." She said out loud. "Unlike from Battle Network 3, the cheating, dirty coward."
"So... Who's next to jump?" Chris asked out loud.
"Guess I am..." Jeanette commented. "Here's hoping I don't get the wind knocked outta me..."
She strapped herself in, as she made a jump. Ethan was watching her, as Yuki came up to him.
"So... Sneaking a peek at her... Well, you know what?" Yuki asked with a mischievous grin.
"Nah, it's not that." Ethan replied back. "It's that... I think I seen her before, but I just can't remember... It's just this gut feeling I have."
"Like me when I eat ice cream." Yuki commented with a nod. "Hey, I like the stuff!"
"Still... What should I do?" Ethan asked the artistic girl.
"Simple. Get to know her. Talk to her." Yuki replied back. "And maybe... Just maybe... You'll get a dream in sepiatone?"
"Hmm... Maybe I might." Ethan said, nodding in approval. "If I do dream that, I'll tell you, okay?"
"And Jeanette's done with her jump!" Chris yelled out loud. Sure enough, Jeanette was back on the top of the cliff. However, she was having difficulties breathing.
"Whew... Jump took... me for a spin..." Jeanette muttered between breaths.
"Jeanette? You okay there?" Chris asked in concern, as Candace walked up to the girl.
"Allow me to assist." Candace replied back towards Chris, as she turned towards Jeanette. "Jeanette? Just listen to me! Breathe deep, just like you are doing, okay?"
Jeanette did just as Candace suggested, as her breathing got a bit more better. "T-Thanks, Candace."
Candace smiled. "No prob! You were breathing more heavily than Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron."
"Still... Thanks." Jeanette replied back. "If you only knew..."
Candace nodded, as she pushed in her glasses. "Believe me, I know."
Confessional: Breathe Slowly as you Hold This Pose
Jeanette: Yeah, I don't wanna expose my asthma. If they do... I may be voted off early due to it... -She breaths into her inhaler-
Candace: I too know how Jeanette feels. Even though my asthma has since faded away, I still keep a watch out.
Ethan: Now that I do remember… That girl DID have difficulty breathing at times.
Yuki: Hopefully Ethan remembers someday...
"Okay, who's up next?" Chris asked.
"I'm up to jumping!" Bob announced, as he strapped himself into the harness, and leaped off the cliff. He grabbed a present in the process, and was back on the cliff. "Honestly, it wasn't that scary."
Zero turned away from the kid. "...Lucky -BLEEP-. You don't know true fear."
"So... Who's up next?" Chris asked.
"I shall jump." Maxwell answered, strapping himself into the harness and jumping. "FOR IBUKI MIODA!"
He jumped off, and grabbed a box, and landed back on the cliff, as everyone looked at him.
"What? I thought she looked adorable." Maxwell stated.
"Okay, who next?" Chris asked, as per usual.
Yuki nodded, as she strapped herself into the harness.
"Um... Talk about a long drop." Yuki stated. "Here goes nothin'!"
She jumped off the cliff, and managed to grab a box.
"Well, that didn't seem that tough." Yuki commented. "Not at all."
"So, any takers for the next jumper?" Chris asked.
Omelette shrugged, as she made her way to the harness, Danny snuck near her and stole the sunglasses off Omelette's face. She quickly put her hands over her eyes.
"Danny!" Omelette scolded the bully. "Dammit, I need those to see!"
"Why won't regular glasses do?" Danny smirked. "I'm sure the cotton-candy scented girl, or the gal with the wicked hairstyle have a spare."
"You don't understand! I really NEED them to see!" Omelette replied, almost to the point of panic.
"Need to see, huh?" Danny commented, as he laid the sunglasses on the ground. He began to raise his foot above him, until...
A sudden colorful scarf, used almost like a whip, managed to wrap itself around Omelette's glasses, and managed to pull them away from Danny's foot.
"Very well... See this, bozo." Vikki scolded Danny. "We can see to it that you're the first vote off. Bottom of the Edgic Pool, even."
"Augh, fine." Danny replied back, looking rather mad. He started to walk back towards the other contestants, but Vikki wasn't having any of it.
"And as punishment, YOU are the next one to jump." Vikki scolded the bully.
"What? Why should I?" Danny asked, glaring at the clown.
"Cause... I know this one gal from my circus days who they name Jari." Vikki answered. "And she can really rough you up if you ticked her off."
Vikki then showed Danny a pic of Jari, as he visually gulped and walked over to the harness in fear, strapped in, and jumped. Vikki then turned towards Omelette with a gentle smile and gave back her sunglasses. "I think these belong to you."
Omelette put the sunglasses back on. "Wow... Thanks, Vikki! I dunno what I would have done without you."
Vikki smiled back, as she was playing jump-rope with her scarf. "Just protecting innocent and awesome peeps like you. Still... Those must be some special sunglasses for you to be all defensive about... You've got some mismatched eyes like one girl I met one time?"
"Um… Something like that." Omelette lied.
Confessional: Aye-Eye-Eye!
Omelette: I totes can't let anyone know this, but... I'm Photophobic. Meaning I have a strong sensitivity to bright lights. Been that way since… Well, when the cake is a lie, you BETTER believe it's a lie. But Vikki saving my butt… -She slightly blushes-
Vikki: Okay... What was that condition that Ramona girl had? Hiloreptile? Hilodisc? …Heliolisk?
Danny: -He was shocked- ...That muscular being's a girl?!
"So, with that awesome drama outta the way... Who's next?" Chris asked.
"Well, I'll take the chance this time." Omelette replied, as she strapped in, jumped, and grabbed a box. "Hey, this is kinda a once-in-a-lifetime event, man!"
"Who's next?" Chris asked out loud.
Luka nodded. "Looks like its my turn to go." She said, as she strapped in, jumped... and didn't emerge.
Chris was a little concerned, as she saw that Luka was hanging onto a tree branch, present under her arms and observing a seagull's nest.
"There, there... You guys'll hatch to be super-awesome someday." Luka noted towards the eggs in said nest.
A few minutes after Luka reemerged, it was now Ross' turn to jump. Flashing a Vulcan singal into the air, he grinned.
"Live long and PROSPER!" Ross shouted out loud, as he did his jump. He too, grabbed a box.
"Next up?" Chris asked.
Omelette smiled at Vikki. "Hey, why don't you leap?"
Vikki was nervous. "I... dunno."
"So... The clown is chicken of heights?" Danny taunted.
Omelette scoffed. "Pfft. What does he know? That septum piercing must be tickling his brain. You're made of much more tougher stuff! Hell, you saved my shades!"
Vikki nodded nervously. "Well... If you say so."
Vikki went to get herself strapped herself in. But just before she could jump, Zero walked up to the clown.
"So... Mind if I give you... a HEAD START?" Zero said, as she pushed Vikki off the cliff!
"WWWWAAAAAAAA!" Vikki yelled out loud, as Zero started to make his way back to a mostly glaring pack of teens.
"Okay, I call that crude, meow!" Nerdi yelled out loud.
"Pfft, what do you guys -BLEEP- know, you rejected sock?" Zero replied back. "And besides, she's in a -BLEEP- harness."
At that moment, Francis grabbed Zero's shirt.
"Wait a moment." Francis commented in front of Zero. "Once that clown's done... YOU'RE next!"
At that moment, Vikki, with a box next to her, was on her knees, taking in breaths. Yuki was by her side.
"You okay, hon?" Yuki asked.
Vikki looked up, and smiled.
"I'll be fine... But as for Zero..." Vikki replied back, as Francis was too busy strapping Zero into the harness.
"Okay, Zero, ready for your, and I quote... Wild ride?" Francis asked Zero.
"NO!" Zero yelled out.
"I'll take that as a yes!" Francis replied as he pushed Zero off the edge.
The two girls watching Zero be pushed off the cliff were shocked.
"Francis, what the hell?!" An appalled Yuki yelled out.
"Yeah! All I was gonna do was scold him!" Vikki also yelled out. "You didn't have to go THAT far!"
"What do you know... You aren't TRUE nerds, like I am." Francis commented. "Now, I believe MY work here is done. Good day."
Zero was back on the cliff, with a present, and looking rather miffed at Francis.
"I…-BLEEP-…loathe…you…" Zero muttered at Francis' direction.
"Okay, with that outta the way, who's up next to jump?" Chris asked.
Ugra nodded. "I shall do so." He said, strapping himself in, and jumping. "FOR SWEET DREAMS!" He grabbed up a box from below. "Yeah, had this been a dream, think someone would have woke up by now?"
"I assume so." Nuva replied back with a gentle smile.
"Okay, who's next?" Chris asked.
"I am!" Alec shouted out loud, as he strapped himself in, and jumped. "SCIENCE! RUUUULLLLEEESSSS!"
"Bill Nye The Science Guy!" Bob sung under his breath.
"Interita is the property of matter." Hannah also commented, as the two giggled lightly.
"Way to shout out to a classic, guys!" Ugra said out loud.
Alec has done his jumping, and was holding a box.
"Told ya SCIENCE ruled." Alec commented to the teens.
"Okay, who's next?" Chris asked.
"Ooh, me me me!" Candace replied back. "I've ALWAYS wanted to do this!"
She strapped herself into the harness, jumped, and was in the air for long enough to take out a sign reading 'Bye Bye', waved to the teens, and fell. She reemerged, holding her box.
"Wild-E-Coyote... Never change, man..." Candace said to herself.
Confession: Meep-Meep!
Candace: Hey, when else was I gonna be able to do that?
Bob: Okay, before anyone gets any ideas... Me and Hannah weren't bullying Alec. At all. We were just doing a small portion of a song from an educational program. Hey, taught me more about science than any teacher could!
It was late in the day, and two teens and one tween remained without a box.
"So... Who's next?" Chris asked.
"Guess I'll go next." Kagura answered, as she turned towards her fellow campers. "Promise you guys won't look up my skirt?"
"Will do!" Omelette replied back.
"Thanks." Kagura noted, as she strapped herself into the harness, and jumped down, grabbing a present as a result.
"With Kagura done, who's next?" Chris asked.
Quentin smiled at Hannah. "Rock-Paper-Scissors you for it."
"Sure!" Hannah replied back. "1, 2, 3, ROCK!"
"PAPER!" Quentin said out loud. "Guess I'm jumping."
Hannah then nodded, as Quentin strapped himself in, and jumped, grabbing a box in the process, doing some surfing poses.
"Okay, that was rather wicked cool." Hannah noted.
"Thanks, brah." Quentin replied back.
"And last up... Hannah!" Chris replied out loud. "You ready?"
Hannah grinned. "I was BORN ready!" She said as she strapped her into the harness, and jumped down. "WEEEEE!"
However, thanks to wear and tear to the rope, it started to begin to snap. Bob, noticing this, ran towards the bungee station.
"Wow, this is great stuff!" An excited Chris commented out loud. "This will bring in the viewers"
"Are you crazy? What if the rope snaps, anyway?" Bob asked back at the.
"Ah, I'm sure she'll be fine!" Chris answered back at the kid. "Now, go. You're blocking the camera from the true star of the show!"
But, just like that rope had no more in itself, and snapped away!
"WUAAHHH!" yelled Hannah as she started to fall a long distance.
Confessional: This isn't good… Cover my eyes, please!
Francis: Eh, she deserved it.
Hannah was falling at a rather fast speed. But when she was inches from impacting the ground, she stopped.
"Huh? Where's the bone-breaking sound? Where's the very painful pain?" Hannah asked herself.
"Hang on, Hannah!" Bob yelled out loud. "We'll get you up shortly!"
Hannah smiled at that comment, as Bob started to pull up the gothic tween.
"Guys, come on! I need help, here!" Bob ordered, as most of the campers came towards Bob's aid. Everyone worked together to bring Hannah up to safety, and soon enough, she was back on the cliff.
Hannah was on her knees, taking in deep breaths.
"Jeez..." Hannah replied out loud. "I could have been hurt, or worse..."
However, a hand was holding out to her... It belonged to Bob.
"So, Hannah, you okay?" Bob asked, concerned about his friend.
"Yeah, I'm fine…" Hannah answered, taking Bob's hand, and getting back up. She then smiled. "…And thanks."
"No prob, Hannah!" Bob replied back with a smile on his face.
Confessional: Is it okay to watch, now?
Hannah: Wow, Bob looked rather concerned about me...
Bob: Hey, she saved my butt from getting creamed. So I returned the favor. That's what friends do, right?
Francis: Dammit... If I could, I write a lengthy post on a forum about this episode!
Back at their camp, the contestants were looking at their boxes, as Chris came up to them. Since Hannah was unable to grab a box when the rope snapped, she was given a box rather than having to try again.
"Well, we had thrills, and spills, and drama!" Chris started up. "Now, you're probably wondering what those boxes are for. Now, it's time to start opening them up!"
"About bloody time." Whitney replied out loud, as the campers started to open them up.
"Chris?" Maxwell spoke up. "My box has a blue disc with a fish in it. What gives?"
"Yeah, same here." Bob also said out loud.
"The boxes you grabbed all determined your teams." Chris answered. "As such, it was a surprise to what team they got on. And since Maxwell and Bob got blue fish, that means they're on the Flying Flounders! Also, anyone that got a Flying Flounder symbol, please stand on the blue mat."
Sure enough, Bob, Ethan, Maxwell, Issac, Yuki, Kagura, and Hannah got together on the blue mat in front of the left cabin.
"My disc has a red squid on it." Luka commented.
"Yeah, I have one as well." Xander also said out loud.
"Then welcome to the Scheming Squids! To anyone that has a Squid symbol, go to the red mat!
Luka, Whitney, Xander, Selena, Ross, Peter, Tina, and Danny got together, standing on the red mat in front of the middle cabin.
"WHAT?!" Peter shouted out loud. "I have to be on the same team as Kidtendo?! This blows!"
"So do deflated balloons. So there." Francis remarked.
"I've got a green turtle disc, Chris." Vikki said. "Looks rather cute."
"As for the rest of you, you're all a part of the Tough Turtles!" Chris replied out loud, as Quentin, Ugra, Jeanette, Vikki, Alec, Candace, Zero, Francis, Omelette, and Nuva met up on the green mat in front of the right cabin.
"Well. we're team-mates now, Vikki. Let's make the Turtles proud!" Omelette shouted out loud.
"You bet!" Vikki replied back.
Bob looked up at Tina.
"Well... Guess we're rival teammates now." Bob commented. "I won't go easy on ya."
"Me either. Give us a challenge!" Tina replied back, as she looked at the Flounders. "Guys? Promise me you'll take care of Bob, will you?"
"We promise!" Ethan answered back with a salute.
"Same here!" Maxwell said with a nod of approval.
"I shall treat him like one of my own!" Yuki replied.
Isaac only nodded.
"Can we get back to the true star of the show, now?" Chris yelled out loud, before turning towards the camera. "Today, we had thrills, we almost had a spill! But what could be next? Find out next time, on…"
"Total!"
"DRAMA!"
"DICTIONARY!"
And that's episode 1 of the Redux of Dictionary! Hope you guys enjoyed it! As for a refresher of the teams?
Flyin' Flounders: Bob, Ethan, Maxwell, Issac, Yuki, Hannah, Kagura
Scheming Squids: Xander, Zero, Ross, Peter, Luka, Whitney, Tina, and Selena
Tough Turtles: Quentin, Ugra, Alec, Danny, Francis, Jeanette, Vikki, Candace, Omelette, and Nuva
NEXT TIME: Gina joins the game! Also, a Gem Hunt.
BaconBaka OUT!