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"Oh-ho-ho, I'm gonna get em."He mumbled to himself.
"I'm gonna get those bastards even if I have to blow up another hospital."
"They'll learn not to fuck with a pshyco clown." He said as he laid out his trap.
TWO HOURS LATER
"You know I haven't heard from Joker in a long time. Should we be worried?" asked Two-face.
"Nah, he's probably making a bomb. Wait...aw crap!" cussed Batman as he ran for Joker's room.
Both of them ran into Joker's room, surprised to see that he was cleaning his room.
"Oh hey guys, what up,"he asked.
"Uh...nothing" They both said in unison.
What was strange about it wasn't the fact that he was cleaning his room, it was the fact that he wasn't...wasn't wear any make up.
"Hey I just want you guys to know I'm cooking tonight,"said Joker
(O...that doesn't sound like good thing to do come on who would let him in the kitchen)
"O..k ." they stuttered surprised.
It had been two months since Joker decided to turn a new leaf.(Ya...ok I kool with that) Batz and Two-face had gotten used to Joker being nice.(didn't think that was possible) Until one day both of them were walking down the hallway ,when they saw the Joker with his make-up on. He was standing all the way across the hallway.
"Hey Joker what th-ahahaha!" they both yelled as they both were caught in a rope that threw them at the walls multiple times.
TWO HOURS LATER...AGAIN
Both Batman and Two-face were in a body cast sitting in the chair.
"Hey guys I brought apples to cheer you up."
They both just gave him a"I'm really pissed off at a certain clown" look on their face.
"Look a said I was sorry for breaking every bone in both your bodys."
(Damn)
"If I could move my arm I would flip my coin to either kill you, or let you live."Two-face said.
"Screw that if I could move my arms I flick you off" Bats said.
"Oh, come on guys, you broke both of my arms and you kept punching me in the said broken arms."Joker said.
"Now you two shut up and eat your apples."said Joker as he shoved an apple into each of there mouths.
"At least they both shut up," mumbled the Joker as he turned on the t.v.