Intastnt Message Tales

Hi, hi to everyone. Thanks for reviewing. To answer your question, theflawintheplan, no, I didn't actually kill Naruto. Yes, because he insists on doing his own stunts, Naruto paid a visit to the hospital…again. But I'd never kill him off. Anyway, I hope you all understand that each chapter is a separate, unrelated story—some are happy, some are sad, some are crazy, random, awesome. But I digress.

-Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…Who the hell do I gotta sleep with/ kill to change this painful fact!?

Naruto: "Calm down hun, you know we love you."

Sasuke: -laughs- "Even if you're crazy."

Me: -Twitches-

IM: Wednesday, December 31

11:00

RavenUchia01: One hour to go dobe, are you ready for a new year?

11:15

Foxlover02: Hells yea!

11:17

RavenUchia01: Did you accomplish everything you wanted to?

11:20

Foxlover02: ….

11:24

RavenUchia01: Hnn… What is this, you got something on your mind?

11:27

Foxlover02: It's nothing…

RavenUchia01: Entering the 'new year' w/o a clean slate? Out with it!

11:30

Foxlover02: I love you

11:37

RavenUchia01: WHAT!?

11:40

Foxlover02: I said that I am in love with you.

11:45

RavenUchia01: …For how long?

11:49

Foxlover02: Since you came back. I'm not gay, I'm not even straight, I only love you.

11:51

RavenUchia01: …honestly, I'm in love with you. You and only you. I don't remember when I haven't felt like this…

12:00

Foxlover02: I want you, need you. I've held out for so long. Happy new year Sasuke.

12:03

Foxlover02: Sasuke?

12:05

RavenUchia01: I'M COMING OVER!

-RavenUchia01 is Offline-

-You are currently: Offline –

Naruto smiled, hearing a door slam open and footsteps tearing down the hall.

Not even the fireworks and the shouts outside could fully drown them out.

Well there you go! Please review!

Me: Second story, whaddya think?"

Naruto: "Yay, I lived! And I got laid!"

Sasuke: -wipes away nosebleed-