Okay just to say I got the idea for this chapter from a lot of things so I hope you like it
R&R
Disclaimer I Do Not Own Death Note, South Park, Assassin's Creed (wish i did though), and Epic Rap Battles of History
The Angels are heading to some universe I don't know to compete in a dodge ball game. The Shinigamis are doing the same also. The Angels are entering the arena in white uniforms while the Shinigami enter the arena in black uniforms. The crowds are split in two, Black and White (not being racist or anything).
Crowd 1 – "Go Angels"
Crowd 2 – "Go Death Gods"
Both Angels and Shinigami are trying to show off their muscles (and are epically failing). The Announcer quiets down the crowd and says the rules of the game.
"Ok teams, to win this game you must hit all the opponents' team players. There has to be 6 players on each team, the last one standing on each team will compete in a game of chess."
Most of the Angels are having good feelings since all are really good at chess on the other hand the Shinigami are clueless to what the hell chess is.
"Let the Games Begin"
"Oh forgot to say you are unable to fly and the balls react to your desired to Get That Notebook."
Shinigami 1 – "Now you tell us!"
The Angels and Shinigamis are running to the balls. Angels got 4 while Shinigamis got 2. The Angels are throwing their balls (not being weird or anything) and say.
All Angels – "Eat Shit Death Gods!"
Most of the Shinigami dodged it except for Shinigami 6 who was too busy playing a video game which out knocked out of his hands.
Shinigami 6 – "Shit, I just got to level 67. Well, at least I don't have to play a stupid game of chess."
Shinigami 6 laughed all the out the door, but is also pissed that he has to start his game over.
Shinigami 6 – "FUCK "
All the Shinigami are pissed at their fellow friend, but also happy that they have 6 balls. The Shinigami are throwing their balls (NOT BEING WEIRD) at the Angels. The Angels dodge it but Angel 2 was being stupid and was playing with his toys, that he was somehow able to bring in this match, and got hit. The ball knocks down his toys.
Angel 2 – "SHIT, you guys knocked over my toys I-I'll curse you all, but YAY no game of chess for me.
Angel 1, 5, 6 throw their balls hitting the wall. Shinigamis are LMFAOing while the rest of the Angels throw their remaining balls at them hitting Shinigami 2 and 5.
Shinigami 2 – "Hallelujah , come on S5 (Shinigami 5) lets go find that JEWPACABRA.
Shinigami 2/5 – "No Christ, No Christ, Jesus is a Lie, Jesus is a Lie."
Angel 3 – "HOW DARE YOU SAY JESUS IS A LIE!
Shinigami 3 throws the ball and hits Angel 3.
Shinigami 3 – "Yes"
Angel 3 – "Noooooooooooooooooooo, well that's okay I'll go sit in the crowd."
Crowd Member – "Yeah come here and cheer for your fellow Angels."
Crowd 1 – "Go Angels, Go Angels"
Crowd 2 – "Go Shinigami, Go Shinigami"
The rest of the balls that the Shinigami have thrown them and hit Angel 4, who is passed out now since he got hit by the balls 5 Times.
Angel 4 is now knocked out but wakes up as Altair and starts going Assassin crazy outside.
Angel 4 – "Hell Yeah, going to Air Assassinate EVERYONE!"
Angel 4, who is now Altair, is then met up with Ezio Auditore (I have no idea where he came from don't ask me) and they start their quest to find the keys and are later joined with Connor, another assassin, and complete their EPIC Quest.
Back to the Game
Announcer – "Well Audience it's down to the final 6, who will win you decide
EPIC DODGE BALL GAMES OF HISTORY!"
Thanks for Reading
Good Luck to All if you are getting Assassin's Creed 3
and to people who are playing Assassin's Creed Revelations