Yaoi: Yes! It's another chapter of My Lover is a Vampire. I'm actually really enjoying typing this story. ^-^

Kyra: I love vampires! -drools-

Yaoi: -grabs paper towel and wipes Kyra's bottom lip before closing her mouth- Try not to drool all over my floor, I need it to walk on.

Kyra: Sorry…heehee.

Yaoi: now onto the story!

Disclaimer: I no own! The song Psycho is owned by Puddle of Mudd.

Warning: Yaoi (BOY ON BOY…don't like don't read…And don't flame me because you did for I have warned you!)

Pairing: the best pairing I know, UCHIHACEST! WOO HOO!
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Itachi reached his front door, letting them in after he unlocked it.

Sasuke's wondered around the dimly light room before looking back at Itachi. "Do you even see the light of day; all your windows are boarded." Sasuke stated as Itachi sat on the couch.

"All will be known soon." Itachi said as Sasuke joined him.

"You and your few words." Sasuke huffed as he rolled his eyes.

"Hn." Itachi hummed as he moved his arms to rest on the back of the couch.

Sasuke smiled as he laid his head on Itachi's chest, listening to Itachi's breath. He could tell something wasn't correct, something was missing. He couldn't put his finger on it. His eyebrows drew together as he tried to figure it out. 'Wait…That's it!' Sasuke thought as his eyes widened and he bolted up looking at Itachi. "It-Itachi…W-Why don't you have a heartbeat?" Sasuke stuttered scared, watching as Itachi sighed while leaning up and placing his hands on his knees, his eyes drawn to the ground.

"Sasuke, do you believe in vampires?" Itachi asked quietly, his eyes still on the ground.

"Is this some kind of a joke, Itachi...if it is, I'm not laughing…Because I don't." Sasuke hissed as he glared at Itachi.

"It's not a joke, Sasuke." Itachi said as he lifted his head to bare his teeth to Sasuke.

Sasuke gasped as he saw the two sharp pointed canine teeth glow dimly in the light. He knew that he couldn't deny the obvious truth right in front of him and part of him didn't want to believe still.

"H-How did this happen…You weren't a vampire when you killed the clan!" Sasuke exclaimed as he jumped up and began to pace the floor.

"Correct, I wasn't a vampire until a year after the clan massacre. And as how it happened, I'll tell you when you're ready…And as far as I can read, you're not." Itachi explained as he laid back on the couch again.

"Not ready?! I'm not ready?! I'll tell you if I'm ready or not, and I am!" Sasuke hissed as he stopped in his pacing to face Itachi.

"That's what you say, but I say you're not." Itachi hissed as he stood, towering over Sasuke.

"Fine, if you won't tell me then I'll be leaving." Sasuke huffed as he walked towards the door.

"Sasuke, you're being immature about this." Itachi sighed as he stayed on the couch.

"I don't care, Itachi, I love you, and you shouldn't keep secrets from loved ones." Sasuke stated coldly as he reached for the door.

"Fine, if you want to be that way, but if you leave you'll never see me again. I won't be at the bar, I won't even leave my bed, I'll stay there until I die…And if you do come for me, you'll probably be too late…You have five days." Itachi said as he stood and glided up the stairs.

Sasuke glared at the retreating figure before throwing the front door open and leaving, making sure to slam the door behind him. He hopped down the stairs and began his walk home, thinking over what Itachi had said. 'He won't seriously lock himself up…Will he?' Sasuke thought right before he bumped into someone.

"Sorry." He said as he quickly stood and was about to help the other but stopped. "Naruto, what you doing out here without your 'bodyguard'?" Sasuke asked as Naruto dusted himself off as he stood.

"He went home because Tamari and Kankuro were hounding him about a curfew." Naruto sighed as he closed his eyes.

"What happened to that tall man you were with?" Naruto asked as he just noticed that Sasuke was alone.

"Later, first do you want to get some ramen?" Sasuke asked as he forced a smile.

"Alright, now you're talking." Naruto said as he jumped in the air before walking towards Ichiraku.

'I know you still want me.' Sasuke heard Itachi's voice and stiffened before shaking it off and following Naruto.

"So, you going to tell me what happened over ramen?" Naruto asked as they entered the restaurant.

"Yeah, because I know if I don't, you won't quit pestering me about it." Sasuke sighed as they took a seat and ordered.

"Naruto, what would you do if the one I was in love with was a vampire?" Sasuke asked as they were finally handed their food.

"I'd keep you away from them." Naruto said as he broke his chopsticks apart and began to eat.

"And why would you do that?" Sasuke asked as he broke his own chopstick apart and began to eat.

"Because in the end you'll just end up hurt." Naruto hissed when he had finished his bowl, not noticing how Sasuke's eyes dimmed with pain as he ate. He looked at Naruto with a sigh when he was done and Naruto was ordering another bowl.

"Can vampires die if they stay away from blood for five days? I'm just curious." Sasuke said calmly as he turned to face Naruto after he paid for his ramen.

"Yep, vampires need blood or they go crazy then if they still keep away from it they eventually die." Naruto stated before finishing his second bowl of ramen.

"And you know all this, how?" Sasuke demanded as he glared at Naruto.

"An old friend of mine, he was a vampire…we were in love, but I wouldn't stay with him forever, I didn't want to be a vampire, so he locked himself up and by the time I came to my sense and went to see him, he was already dead…I still regret it…so I vowed not to let anyone else feel that pain…And that means you too." Naruto said as he paid for his ramen and walked out with Sasuke.

"Ah…Well, Naruto, that man…He's a vampire…He also happens to be my brother…And I-" Sasuke shook his head then looked at Naruto. "Forget the last sentence, it's not important." Sasuke said as he looked back down.

"You love him don't you, but you ran instead and now you don't know what to do, because he has locked himself up…Sasuke…If you really do love him…don't make the same mistake I did…But if you don't…let him go…that's the best advice I can give you for now, my friend..." Naruto paused for a sigh before continuing. "But let's not worry about it tonight, you look tired…Go home and go to bed, you're starting to look like Gaara." Naruto joked as he shooed his friend to go home.

"Thanks…Bye, Naruto." Sasuke said with a smile as he began to walk away.

"No prob, Sasuke." Naruto called after him as he walked home. He hoped Sasuke would make the right decision.

Sasuke entered his house with a sad sigh before he kicked his shoes off and dragged himself up the stairs to his bed, where he plopped down on it, letting his mind wander. 'Naruto said he would keep me away from Itachi since he's a vampire...But he also told me that if I really love him I should really go to him…that's the problem…I say I love him but do I……For the love of kami, today has been stressful…between finding my brother and finding out he's a vampire, and Naruto's little story that sounds like my dilemma…Fuck…I don't know what to do…I'm torn between letting Itachi suffer for wanting to keep how he turned a vampire a secret, and running to him, and wait for him to tell me…Ugh…Why me?!' With each thought Sasuke became more and more confused as the minutes of the rest of the night ticked away.

'Sasuke, five days.' Itachi's voice taunted him in his head.

'Okay, Itachi, I get it, five day, now leave me alone to think!' Sasuke thought back loudly.

'Fine…but you better make your mind up quick before it's too late.' The voice continued to taunt, driving Sasuke insane.

'Itachi, it's four-thirty in the morning, shouldn't you be going to sleep?" Sasuke hissed at the voice as he shifted a little on the bed.

'Yes, goodnight, Otouto.' The voice said and Sasuke could actually feel it leaving his mind.

'Ugh, he's such an ass…Makes me want to wait three days before going to him.' Sasuke hissed evilly in his mind as he shifted to lay on his side to stare out the window.

"I'll go to the bar tomorrow, just to see if it's a bluff or not." Sasuke said aloud as he tossed onto his back and stared at the ceiling. 'But this is Itachi Uchiha, and he never bluffs…Well, I hope he is this time, because I really don't want be a vampire just yet.' With nothing left to do Sasuke turned his T.V. on to get his mind off the matter.

"I'm so glad I decided to get DirecTV…I love their music channels." Sasuke stated with a smile as he tuned to them. "Maybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The schizophrenic Psycho… yeah…Maybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The schizophrenic Psycho…" The music drifted from the speakers on the T.V., the song soothing Sasuke a little.

"She lays down on the fresh lawn, she can make everything magical, but she tied one on big time, and it makes me want to rewind…to back in the days when we were young, when everything was like a loaded gun, ready to go off in any minute and you know we're gonna win again…Yeah you know we're gonna win again…Yeah you know we're gonna win again…Maybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The schizophrenic psycho… yeahMaybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The paranoid flake-oh… yeah" Sasuke was now singing along happily with the song with jumping on the bed and swing his head back and forth while playing air guitar.

"She lays down on the sidewalk, never very analytical, she is something simply beautiful, reappear with youth and magical…Back in the days when we were young, when everything was like a loaded gun, ready to go off in any minute, yeah you know we're gonna win again…Maybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The schizophrenic Psycho… yeahMaybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The paranoid flake-oh… yeah…I'm the one, I'm the one, who is…The schizophrenic psycho…I'm the one, I'm the one, who is…The schizophrenic psycho…You're the one, You're the one, who is…The schizophrenic psycho" He started to hang bang his head as he continued to sing.

"Back in the days when we were young, when everything was like a loaded gun, ready to go off in any minute, and you know we're gonna win againMaybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The schizophrenic psycho… yeahMaybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…The paranoid flake-oh…You're the one, You're the one, who is…The schizophrenic psycho…(Maybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…Who is the schizophrenic psycho)…You're the one, You're the one, who is…The schizophrenic psycho(Maybe I'm the one; maybe I'm the one, who is…Who is the schizophrenic psycho)…you're the one, you're the one, who is the schizophrenic psycho." Sasuke flopped down on the bed as the song ended falling fast asleep; as the T.V. was left on to help him sleep until Naruto came to rudely wake him up that is. He was totally unaware of the sad presence in his mind as he slept, that was watching his dreams also. The presence in his mind soon left as it had fallen asleep as soon as the sun began to rise.

-TBC-
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Yaoi: I have 6 more words in this chapter than the first one…XDD…I'm just that good…Anyway, sorry if it sucked…I swear chapter 3 and 4 will be better….I was trying to stretch this chapter out so it's fit chapters 3 and 4 and now it does! ^-^

Kyra: Yep, sweet tits is just that good!

Yaoi: T-t-t-t-totally dude! XD

Kyra: Party like a rock star?

Yaoi: Yeppers!

Kyra: Wowness….totally random too.

Yaoi: As usual…^o^

Kyra: And that's why we love you.

Yaoi: Yay! I feel the love!

Sable: I don't love her.

Yaoi: Suck it!

Sable: Sorry, my mom warned me about sticking small objects in my mouth.

Skyz: Ohhhhh, burn! XDD

Yaoi: You can bite me, Skyz!

Skyz: O.O such language is not necessary…And I will later.

Yaoi: O.O Oh snap!