Mentally
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the ball?
Disclaimer: I don't own CATS!
A/N 1: If the brackets are doubled they are having a private thought.
A/N 2: I suggest you watch the DVD before reading the rest of the chapters, cos I'm not putting
who sings what line.
{Coricopat} = Mental thoughts.
[Tantomile] = Mental thoughts.
Coricopat's movements.
Tantomile's movements.
Every thing else.
Chapter 2: Prologue: Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats Part !.
[[Munkustrap, hurry up and start so we can finish and I can kill Corico!]]
{{Munkustrap, hurry up and start so we can finish and I can have some catnip!}}
[Oh, look Cori, they're starting!]
{Great!...When do we come on?}
Rolls eyes.
[Shush! I'm working that out]
{Can I help?}
[*Sarcastically* N- Yes. When I tell you roll into the clearing and make a stupid pose then lie down in an uncomfortable position.]
{Will you do it to?}
[*Preoccupied and not listening* Yeah, yeah sure. Now, First Munku-]
{He's already on.}
[Shush! Then Cassan-]
{She's on too.}
[Corico?]
{Yes Tanti?}
[Shut up! Then Pouncival...]
{He's just come on.}
[I said shut- HE'S WHAT?!]
{Already come-}
[Go, GO! We should already be on, why didn't you tell me?]
As they roll on and do that wired body roll thing.
{I did, but you weren't listening! You never listen!}
[Hmm, did you say something?]
{SEE!!!}
[*laughs* I'm kidding! Shush Munku's standing up!]
"Are you blind when you're born?"
{Yeah, that's real annoying, especially when we were on that broomstick and Tantomile-}
[*Blushes* Be quiet!]
"Can you see in the dark?"
{Yes, that's real annoying, especially when we were out on night and Tantomile-}
[*Blushes harder* I said be quiet!]
"Can you look at a King?"
"Would you sit on his throne?"
[YE-E-ESS! They are soooo comfy!]
"Can you say of your bite, that it's worse than your bark?"
[Of course we can! Cats don't bark!]
{We don't?}
Gives withering look
"Are you cock of the walk?"
[Don't say a word.]
{*Muffled laughter*}
"When you're walking alone?"
[Now SING!]
{And DANCE!}
"Because Jellicles do and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,"
"When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?"
{No we don't. I always land on my head!}
[That's because you were dropped on your head as a kitten! Now sing your line!]
"Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?"
[[ I'm gonna be tense through the whole ball if I have to spend it with you!]]
{Woo! Nailed it!}
"Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street?"
{Sometimes, depends what street I'm in.}
Discretely rolls eyes.
"Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Lair?"
{The what?}
[The 'Heaviside Lair'? The reason we're here? You know 'Up, up, up past the Russel Hotel. Up, up, up, up to the Heaviside Lair'? Ring any bells?]
{Nope.}
[You're such an idiot.]