form-time 9:22am during fury's terrifying explanation of the school
"Hi," Tony leaned over to talk to the boy next to him. Banner...Bruce Banner! That's it. And when he was angry he turned into a rage monster. Awesome. "I'm Tony Stark."
"I know."
"Are you angry?"
"What?"
"I want to see you turn green and huge and monster-y." Tony whined. Bruce shook his head.
"You really don't." Tony was going to ask why but Bruce looked troubled so he left it. Hey, he did have a sort of sensitive side.
Burce dropped his pen so leant down and Tony poked his side with a pen.
"Ow!" Bruce rubbed his side then blushed as Fury glared at him.
"Anything wrong Banner?"
"No, sir." Bruce muttered. Fury went back to his presentation.
"Sorry." Tony whispered.
"It's okay." Bruce whispered back.
Tony waited until Fury was laying it into another boy (Barton? Bird?) and he spoke to Bruce again. "So, when do you get angry? when do you click?" Tony clicked his fingers in front of Bruce's face.
"Stark!" Fury warned him and he gave Fury his most innocent smile. Bruce was glaring at Tony.
"Are you mad? Don't make me angry, Tony, you'll regret it because I'll destroy everything. I'll turn into a seven foot writhing mass of green buck naked monster and I won't be myself, I will destroy everything. Everything."
"Everything?" Tony asked. He chose to ignore the buck naked comment. Maybe later he could measure the Green monster - seven foot didn't seem realistic for such a small weedy boy.
"Everything."
Tony leaned back in his chair and smiled. "Maybe everything will be our always."
The girl behind him snapped to attention with a coy smile. "You've read the Fault in Our Stars?" she asked. She had dark hair in front of very dark eyes. "I'm Maria Hill," she added.
"Anthony Stark." Tony extended his hand and she shook it. "Yeah, it's such a good book. I reckon myself of a bit of an Augustus. You'd definitely be Hazel."
"Really?" Maria giggled.
"Totally." Tony winked.
"Stark! Care to tell us what you're talking about?" Fury yelled. Tony stood up with a smile at Maria.
"I'm talking about oblivion. Oblivion is inevitable and I fear Earthly oblivion but I believe in Something with a capital S." he tried to quote TFIOS as much as possible without sounding pretentious and fake.
Fury shook his head at him. "Sit down, Stark."
Tony shrugged and sat back down. He turned to grin at Maria who was smiling shyly. Then he turned back to Bruce who was staring.
"And that , my friend, is how you flirt."
I will insert Pepper in here somewhere as a potential love interest for Tony but review if you want anyone else or even an OC in here!