Sooooo here's chapter two...enjoy...I have odd pairings...
Warnings: Fili is stupid and Ori tries to help him not be stupid...
Sorry for any spelling mistakes!
"Speech"
-Thought-
*Khuzdul* (I'm sorry I'm not good at translating things so I figure this'll be the easiest way to "write" it)
Chapter 2
"Fiiiiiiiiiili!" Kili all but screamed. "Waaaake uuuuuup!"
Fili groaned and rolled over.
"Go away Kili. I want to sleep." Fili said pulling the covers over his head.
"You'll have plenty of time for that when you die!" Kili said pulling the blankets back. "It's time to go! Our crazy uncles quest for the burglar's house starts today! Then we take back our mountain. Then uncle becomes king. Then he eventually dies and then YOU become king! Doesn't that sound like fun brother?"
Fili turned his head and stared at his brother's creepy smiling face worriedly.
"What?" Kili asked tilting his head to the side, creepy smile still there.
"You're terrifying me right now Kee."
"Good! I'll need that for our quest!" Kili said bouncing up and down. "Now leeeeeeeets gooooooo! We don't want to be laaaaaate!"
Fili watched his brother a few moments more before he got up, Kili ran out the room when his brother finally got out of his bed. Fili started pulling his clothing on when he felt a presence at the door. He turned and looked into the face of his mother. He smiled softly until he noticed her tears.
"Mahal ma are you really going to do this again?" Fili asked jokingly walking towards his mother. When he reached her he placed his hands on her shoulders and leaned his head down to rest his forehead on hers. "We will be fine ma. I will watch over Kili and uncle will watch over the both of us. And we'll watch over uncle."
Dis raised her hands and placed them on either side of her sons face. "Fili my son you're wise beyond your years but you still lack the knowledge of what truly awaits you in that mountain. Promise me something my dear boys." Fili looked to his right and saw Kili standing there, Dis moved one hand from Fili's cheek and placed it on Kili's cheek.
"Yes ma?" Fili and Kili said in union.
"Promise me if-when-you get to the mountain you'll watch one another as well as Thorin. A sickness lies upon that gold. My grandfather fell to it and I fear my brother will as well. I especially fear one of you two may as well." Dis moved her hands to her son's shoulders and squeezed. "And promise me you'll look out for one another the whole journey there and back."
"Of course we will ma." Kili said moving forward and putting his head on his mother's shoulder.
"We'll watch over uncle and one another and protect one another from any and everything." Fili said doing the same thing his brother did. "And we will take our mountain back and live to come get you and bring you back to Erebor."
Dis wrapped her arms around her sons and cried. She knew the chances of their survival were slim but she prayed her sons would live through her brothers suicidal quest. After a few moments the brothers pulled away from their mother, wiped her tears away, gathered their things, gave their mother one final hug and kiss goodbye and left for the destination their uncle told them of days before.
"You think ma will be alright?" Kili asked worried as they started their journey.
"She will be fine." Fili said reassuringly, although he didn't know if he was trying to convince his brother or himself.
The two walked to the end of town and sat to wait for the others. While they waited they stared at the town and smiled. They'd lived here all their lives, they never traveled far past the borders of the town and if they did it was for training with their uncle and Dwalin.
"You excited Kee?" Fili asked turning to look at his brother.
"Bout what?" Kili asked.
"The quest you idiot."
"I suppose. Are you?"
"Yes I am...oye look! The rest of us are here." Fili said standing up.
The two both stood and greeted each of the members. Once all were there they sat and waited for Thorin.
"Where is he then?" Kili asked.
"He's late is all." Dwalin said leaning against a tree.
"There he is!" Kili yelled jumping up and pointing.
The whole company quickly jumped to their feet and looked towards where Kili was pointing.
"That's what it'll sound like when one of us sees him." Kili grinned.
Fili rolled his eyes and jumped on his brother. The two rolled around on the ground throwing punches and insults at each other until they heard an "owf" and saw someone fall.
"Ori! Are you alright?" Dori asked jumping to his brothers side.
"I'm fine, I'm fine." Ori said sitting up and shaking his head.
"Mister Ori! I'm terribly sorry! We didn't mean to run into you!" Fili said jumping to his feet and extending his hand towards Ori. Ori smiled for a second and grabbed the others hand. He let out a yelp when he was pulled up so quickly.
"Causing trouble so soon?" Thorin's voice suddenly asked.
The boys turned and smiled at their uncle.
"Thorin we would never!" Kili said wrapping an arm around Fili and Ori. "Just getting to know Mister Ori here. Isn't that right Fili?"
Fili smiled and Ori got tense. Thorin shook his head and looked behind him. He sighed and started walking forward. Everyone took that as a sign that it was time to go.
"The wizard said we will find this what was his name Balin?" Thorin asked turning towards Balin.
"Baggins. Bilbo Baggins." Balin said with a smile.
"Yes. Baggins. The wizard said we will find him in Hobbleton. So that is where you all are headed." Thorin said stopping. "Take this map. This is how you'll find his home. Gandalf said his door will be marked with a symbol."
"Where are you going uncle?" Fili asked taking the object from his uncle.
The company laughed and Fili looked around confused.
"If you were at the meeting you'd of heard Fili." Kili said with a giggle.
"I'm going to a meeting of our kin. I'll meet you all there very soon." Thorin said.
Fili frowned, he knew that meant, he was in charge of the company. He held his head up and nodded.
"We'll meet you there then. Have a safe travel."
Thorin nodded his head and set off on his own path. Fili looked at the map his uncle handed him and frowned.
"Alright then lads we're off to Hobbleton then." Fili said turning the map sideways. "It's...this...way."
"Actually it's this way." Ori said. "You're holding it wrong. It goes like this. See? We're here so you hold it like this, so we'd go this way. Do you really not know how to use a map?"
"Never had to." Fili said with a slight blush. "Usually I'm busy training with my swords." Fili smirked and winked at Ori.
Ori blinked and watched Fili take a step. He sighed grabbed Fili's arm and pulled him in the opposite direction.
"It's this way Master Fili."
"Thank you Mister Ori." Fili said smiling.
The company all, as hard as they could, suppressed their laughs. They started walking through the woods towards the Shire. They walked for a hours before they decided to settle down for the night.
"Oin and Gloin get wood for a fire. Bifur, Bombur, and Bofur start the fire. Dori, Nori, and Ori get dinner ready. Dwalin, Balin, Kili, and I will get food." Fili said setting his things down. "What? Oh sorry I mean Mis-"
"Allow me Master Fili. Mister Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur please make supper. Mister Oin and Gloin please make a fire after Dori, Nori, and I collect firewood. You can still get the food but Master Balin will you help with dinner instead?." Ori said walking towards the woods.
Fili sighed. "Do what he said then..."
The company went to work while Fili, Kili and Dwalin walked into the woods to find food.
"Alright lads time ta get some food. Nice goin back there by the way Fili." Dwalin said with a laugh.
Fili rolled his eyes and started walking through the woods looking for food. He smirked when he saw a rabbit. He started very slowly walking towards it. He pulled a knife out and crouched down, he smirked and threw his knife. The knife went straight through its head. Fili stood and smiled. He walked towards the rabbit and picked it up.
"You really need to stop doing that. He is the HEIR to Erebor! You're lucky his uncle didn't hear you."
Fili's smile dropped at the voice. He turned and walked towards it, he paused when he saw the brothers Ri. He shook his head and turned but stopped and decided to hide behind a tree.
"Oh leave him alone. If it wasn't fer Ori we'd probably be half way to Mordor by now."
Fili frowned. He thought about stepping forward and saying something but paused again when he heard another voice, Ori's voice.
"It's not his fault. His life was spent training to be a warrior. Honestly I'm kinda shocked he even figured the map out that quickly."
"He didn't though Ori."
"Shush you two. I heard something!"
Fili froze. He looked down at the rabbit and smirked.
"Caught you! You li- Fili?"
"Ah Mister Dori how are you?" Fili asked looking up. "I was just collecting this rabbit that I just killed for dinner."
"I'm Nori and congratulations you can catch rabbits." Nori said shielding his knife. "Is that what all your training led up to? Catching rabbits?"
"Nori be nice to Master Fili!" Dori said.
"Please Mister Dori call me Fili."
"Ohh look he can learn!" Nori said with a laugh. "What are you doing this far over here?"
"Collecting food." Fili said confused. "What are you doing?"
"Making dinner!" Nori said with a smirk.
Fili frowned.
"Nori be nice. I'm sure if you were put in charge of eleven dwarves you'd be panicking too." Ori said stepping forward.
"I'm not panicking. I just don't know all your names...well I mean who they belong to." Fili said.
"And I'm actually S- ow! Ori what th-ow! Dori!"
Ori and Dori smirked. Fili laughed.
"You sound like Kili after my ma and me smack him for saying something dumb."
"Hard to believe he's the dumb one out of you two." Nori said.
"You really should watch your mouth Nori." Fili spat out suddenly.
"Why? Because you're a prince? Because you're my prince? Well guess what out here you're a nobody. You're just another dwarf on a suicidal quest to take a mountain back from a dragon. I'm not going to hold my tongue around you or your brother." Nori spat back. "The only one out of you three I'll respect is your uncle, and not because he's our king but because he knows what it's like to lose everything he cares about. He knows what it's like to struggle and have to work hard to support the ones he loves. You and your brother know nothing of life. You had everything handed to you and lived as princes even in a place where there was no one to rule over really. I'll respect your uncle and "watch what I say" but around you and your idiot brother I'll say what I want because you're no more important than I am. You may have Durin blood but you haven't earned the respect that name brings."
Fili frowned stepped back to leave. He paused and turned back towards Nori and punched him in the face. Nori stumbled back and frowned he jumped forward to punch Fili but Fili was too fast for him. Fili moved grabbed Nori's jacket in the back pulled him forward, kneed him in the stomach and pushed him to the ground.
"I am the future king, your future king, and you will respect me." Fili growled looking down at Nori.
Nori frowned and spit at Fili's feet. Fili backed up and frowned.
"Master Fili please stop! He didn't mean it. He's just upset." Ori said grabbing Fili's arm.
"If you don't want to be on this quest then why'd you come?" Fili asked looking down at Nori.
"Because someone had to watch over my brothers. I knew no one in the company would." Nori said looking at the ground.
Fili frowned and turned towards Dori and Ori. He looked them over. He already knew Ori wasn't a warrior. He looked more at Dori and realized he was no more of a warrior than Ori. He looked back at Nori, he was the closest thing to a warrior out of the three. He sighed and reached a hand out to Nori. Nori looked at him questioningly.
"I'm sorry. I've never been talked to like that. I didn't mean to hurt you." Fili said with a smile.
Nori shook his head and grabbed Fili's hand. Without warning Nori pulled Fili to the ground and moved a knife to the princes throat.
"Threaten me again I'll hurt you. Threaten Dori I'll severely hurt you. Threaten or go near Ori with any wrong ideas and I'll kill you. Got it your highness?" Nori hissed out. "Those are my terms. Basically just stay away from me and my family. I already dislike you, don't make me hate you."
Fili gulped and nodded his head. Nori smirked stood twirled his knife in his hand and walked away.
"By the way you're not quiet at all. It's amazing you even killed that rabbit."
Fili watched as the three brothers picked their wood up and walked back to camp. He noticed Ori looking back at him with a sad look. A part of him hoped it was because Nori told him to stay away, but he knew that's not what the look was for.
Fili sighed and got off the ground.
"Nice goin kid."
Fili jumped at the voice and turned to see Dwalin leaning against a tree eating an apple.
"You weren't going to help me?"
"If you can't hold yerself against a common thief like Nori then you deserve the ass kicking." Dwalin said walking towards Fili. "That's all ya got? Ta think I spent all that time training ya and this is what I get?"
Fili chuckled and patted Dwalin on the shoulder. "Come on Mister Dwalin. Let's go give this to Bombur so he can make dinner."
Dwalin stared at the retreating prince shocked he got the name right. He shook his head and followed after Fili.
Nori is an ass and Ori is cuuuuuute! That's all.
