Chapter 2
Me: *grabs random wand* Now to bring the contestants
Skipper: where are we?
Me: Truth and dare show.
Star: AWSOME!
Me: You do know you're being dared to right?
Star: darn *walks away*
Me: Ok First dare is from Megeriffic and the da….
Skipper: what?
Me: Where did star get that fruit cup
Star: I found it over there *points to garbage can*
Everyone except star: ._.
Skipper: I thought I told you to stop eating things out of the trash.
Star: You did I just ignored you
Me: ooooooooook moving on here's the dare
Abby: I dare you to read my profile and tell me how many times you laughed.
Blazefeather: Are you related to any of the characters in any way or are you just a friend? I dare you to jump off the empire state building and try to fly.:)
Captain: Turn into a badger and chase Private.
Dodge: Start a prank war with Kowalski. (I'm sorry Kowalski, I have seen comics where you get in these prank wars with some girl who is winning the wars by one or two points.)
Star: I GIVE YOU A FRYING PAN! PS. Get Kowalski out of there by this dare.
Snow: I dare you to boss everybody around in this chapter. You are in charge.
Skipper: I dare you to break dance!
Private: I dare you to read mushy poetry to Rico!
Rico: I dare you to destroy everything Lunacorn and Peanut butter winkie on Earth.
Kowalski: Read my story of KamBook 1: The ShePenguin and tell me what you think of Kammie. If the author does not want to have to read the story, then you have to tell all of us the meaning of life. Not the word life, but actual life.
Blowhole: I dare you to kiss Marlene and then be locked in a closet together with Skipper unarmed. Skipper can be armed with anything he desires.
Marlene: I dare you to get a green mohawk and hula dance randomly and stupidly for the rest of the chapter unless you have a dare!
Me: thank you, Abby go Read, Blazefeather answer the Question
Abby: ok But don't start Skipper's dare without me
Skipper: groans
Blazefeather: Just a friend and just to inform you I wouldn't be here if a certain dolphin didn't capture me for no reason
Blowhole: gulps
Me: cool now jump off the building
Blazefeather jumps and lands on the nearest building
Me: I knew she was going to do that so, *presses button and all buildings disappear
Blazefeather: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: good, time for the next dare
Snow: shouldn't you make sure she's ok?
Me: no
Snow: Go check on her
Me: why should I?
Snow The dare
Me: fine
Captain turns into a Badger and sneaks up on Private
Captain: Boo!
Private: A BADGER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Captain Changes Back after 20 minutes of chasing
Captain: I should do that more often
Private whimpers.
Abby: I'm back and 6 times
Me: ok, now its time for drum roll please …. Fine no drum roll THE PRANK WAR!
Skipper: this will be interesting
Two seconds later BOOM
Me: what was that
Kowalski comes in with paint all over his feathers
Me: never mind
Dodge: DODGE STRIKES AGAIN!
Me: you have a strange family skipper
Skipper: tell me about it
Me: KOWALSKI!
Kowalski: what?
Me: Follow me and fast *runs into another room with Kowalski*
Star: Cool a frying pan
5 minutes later Every one has at least one broken bone and is knocked out
Star: oppsies
Me: no kidding
One day later
Me: now that everyone is healed Skipper your turn
Skipper break dances while mumbling to himself
Abby: Wow Skipper I didn't know you could dance
Skipper walks to a corner and mumbles to himself again
Star: I'm Glad I had my camera
Snow: Now we need him in a pink dress singing I'm a pretty princesses!
Skipper: and I thought you were the good one
Snow: Captain get me a soda
Captain: Why?
Snow: The dare
Captain grabs soda and tosses to Snow
Snow: now give me winkies before Rico destroys them
Captain: fine *gives winkies*
Me: um ok now private do your dare
Private: fine *grabs bucket for Rico and reads* he threw up 20 times
Blazefeather: why did you tell us that?
Me: RICO!
Rico destroys all lunacorns and winkies
Private cries as loud as he can and I pick him up and put him in the sound proof room.
Me: Kowalski go read
Kowalski: Whatever
Me: Blowhole kiss Marlene
Blowhole kisses Marlene for 5 seconds
Me: Now Skipper Blowhole closest
Skipper: anything?
Me: um yeah
Skipper: Blazefeather come with me oh and Star If you come I'll let you use your frying pan on Blowhole
Star and Blazefeather: HURAY!
Blowhole: gulps
5 minutes later
Skipper: we're done
Blowhole manages to drag himself out and falls on the floor
BOOM
Kowalski has come back holding a soda that has just exploded
Dodge: DODGE STRIKES AGAIN!
Me: is that your catchphrase or something
Dodge yep!
Kowalski: very interesting
Me: Marlene you're up!
Marlene growls and changes
Me: Ok the next dare is from Darkness and light
Abby how did you meet Skipper?
Skipper, how do you feel about the Skilene fans?
Dodge, I dare you to do the most ultimate prank!
Snow, I dare you to reveal a secret of yours!
Blazefeather, do you have a love interest? If so, who?
Captain, I dare you to fight one-on-one against Rico! BUT! Without using your powers! Because that won't be fair for Rico...
Kowalski! How's it feel to live with Skipper's family? Do you hate it or love it? :)
Private, I dare you to eat a box of sugar!
Marlene! I have a question...Do you love someone? Or, no? Would you want one? XP
Blowhole! One of my fave characters! Though, I still love and care for the rest...Anyway, I dare you to kiss Marlene! Just because I'm funny and evil like that! XP
Like where this is going, my friend!
Me: Awwww thanks I've seen a lot of your dares
Abby: well, we were in Antarctica and the ice cracked and I fell in. Skipper was passing by and he saved me from a leopard seal.
Skipper: well they're freaking me out right now. *points to Skilene fans*
Skilene fan: KISS HER SKIPPER KISS HER!
Skipper: see
Dodge: I'll Strike when you least suspect it
Snow: umm I have Robots
Skipper: where did you-
Snow: I made them
Blazefeather: yes Blackspots I also have 4 kits Lionclaw, Spotedheart, Flametail and Littlewhisker
Captain: fine I'll beat him again
Me: you can't use powers
Captain: I know
1 minute later. Rico is unconscious
Me: ._.
Kowalski: Well It can get annoying *points to Dodge*
Private: *eats sugar* SUGAR! * runs around like a crazy person*
Marlene: No and no
Skilene fan: Boo! *throws tomato*
Blowhole wakes up
Me: good you're awake now kiss Marlene
Blowhole: *kisses*
Me: The next dare is from dare apprentice
I dare everyone to perform a circus in Paris, France ( here are their 1st class tickets) in front of the Eiffel tower while wearing costumes that make them look like the person they hate and they have to perform it in French (here is a French to English Dictionary)
Star: umm you forgot one from the first darer
Me: ummmmmmmmm no I didn't
Star reads and smiles evilly
Star: ok here it is I am not sure who the host is yet, but if the host is letting him/her self being dared, then I dare the host to be locked in a closet and listen to Justin Bieber.
Me: thanks a lot Megeriffic
Star: to the closetMe: fine *walks in closet* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I run out and
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone but me: ._.
Me: sorry he scares me
Blazefeather: No kidding
Star: COOKIE
Everyone but star: ._.
Me: TO FRANCE!
* At France*
Everyone performs ( they made skip break dance again)
Snow: great another embarrassing video
Skipper: but you preformed too
Star: no we didn't those were clones
Skipper: YOU HAVE CLONES!
Snow: well no they were robots
Skipper: ._.
A space Squid pops out of nowhere
Skipper: SPACE SQUID!
Abby: skipper there are no such things as Space Squids
Skipper: then what's that
Abby: ._.
Skipper: thought so, Boys destroy it
Kowalski: but skipper you know what happened to Julian's robot
The Squids disappear
Dodge: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU FELL FOR IT
Abby: told you
Skipper: DODGE!
Dodge: but, the dare
Skipper: darn
Me: ok next dare is from Privateismine
I LOVE WARRIORS. Anyway, I dare Skipper to jump into a garbage can. Then into a pool of Ketchup and everyone else has to lick all of it up. I dare Private to wear a mouse costume and run around. Watch what happens. Blazefeather, what is your opinion on Leafpool? Squirrelflight? Kowalski must make a love potion. Then he has to make Marlene drink it and then they must go into a closet. Teehee!
Me: AWSOME
Skilene fans:
Me: yes and Skipper you first
Skipper: why me *jumps*
Star, Dodge, Captain and Snow: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Skipper jumps out.
Skipper: this will be awkward * jumps*
Everyone but me licks
Skipper: never speak of this
Everyone: agreed
Me: here you go Private
Private puts on and runs
Blazefeather: MOUSE! *Chases*
Private: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Snow: poor private
Blazefeather: *stops chasing* well HOW DARE LEAFPOOL DO THAT WITH CROWFEATHER and Squirrelflight is just plain weird….
Kowalski: NOOOO DORRIS I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU *makes potion*
Marlene drinks potion and drags Kowalski to the closet
Me: well we'll find out what happens to them in the next chapter until then Bye!
Skipper: Wait your just going to keep us here?
Me: yep
