Yayness…

(me and my friend English are here with dimitri and Adrian.)

English: woah… I can believe you actually ordered them off of ebay.

Me: I know right!

English: why are they so quiet…?

Me: oh, I told them to shut up, and they have to listen. Or else.

English: hmmm… im not even gonna ask.

Me: well, lets just say rose Hathaway hurts them if they disobey.

English: ohh… can I hug them?

Me: (looks at them in a murderous way.) well, can she?

Dimitri and Adrian: YES! DON'T CALL ROSE…

English: YAY!

(English squeezes dimitri to death)

Me: well that ruins the warranty.

English: sorry…

Me: its cool. He will regenerate after I charge him up.

(pulls out plug, sticks it in dimitri's mouth, watches as as it shocks him, and then nods in satisfaction.)

English: so… wanna go to the park?

Me: Sure! They will probably get arrested for kidnapping minors. Haha.

English: how about we just leave them? im sure they wont leave.

Me: whatever.

(after the park)

English: they are gone!

Me: grrrrrr.

English: we are on a man hunt!

Me: a vampire hunt… GET THE GARLIC!

English: will that work?

Me: if it does they die… lets just get the butterfly nets.

(running around town trying to find them)

English: rose is gonna kill them…

Me: hah yeahhh.

English: there they are!

Me: theyre at starbucks?

English: apperantly.

Me: GUYS! WHAT THE HELL?

Dimitri: we wanted coffee… we left a note…

Adrian: I spiked my coffffffeeeeee!

Me: wait….

English: you left a note?

Dimitri: yepp. Its on the table.

(goes back to the house)

Dimitri: see? (hands us the note.)

HEYYYYY! ITS ADRIAN… WE LEFT FOR COFFFFEEEE. - adrian

P.s. Adrian is reallllly drunk – dimitri

Me: ohhhhh….

English: (hugs dimitri to death)

Me: ENGLISH!

Me: sorrrrry….

Haha… I luv English! Yes, that's her real name