Hi again peoples. Thanks for reading the story so far. If you guys liked the first chapter you guys will love this chapter. If you didn't like it at all then why are you reading this then? But anyway as a note I will say that the ending of this story will have more length to it then the actual movie of mulan cuz I felt like it. If you don't want it then I could always get rid of the lemon at the ending...
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything that Masashi Kishimoto owns. If I did then my pet hamster's place would be so pimped out that even she would have a life size jacuzzi. lol (My pet hamster's name is Mimi)
Also HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY NARU-CHAN!! WE ALL LOVE YOU LOTS!! I was supposed to post this chapter up yesterday on his actual birthday but I got really lazy yesterday for no apparent reason. (Sorry peoples. I get really lazy sometimes. lol) My birthday is only a few days away so where are all my presents peoples?! lol, no but seriously where are my presents?
-(also I know that this is kind of short but that means that I will update sooner peoples. :-P)
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Mulan: Naru
Shang: Sasuke
Mushu: Sakura (Deal with it peoples.)
Crik-ee: Hinata (I think it's the perfect fit.)
Khan: Kyuubi
Yao: Shikamaru (Nobody else fit the criteria. Even if he is the opposite of Yao. Meep.)
Chien-Po: Chouji
Ling: Kiba (Great fit, right?)
Shan-Yu: Orochimaru
Chi-Fu: Mizuki
The Emperor: Third Hokage (Sarutobi)
General Li: Itachi (Sad that I have to kill him off now. L)
Fa Li: Kushina Uzumaki
Fa Zhou: Minato Namikaze
Grandma Fa: Tsunade (Couldn't think of anybody else. J)
Little Brother: No One! Mwahahahahaha
First Ancestor: First Hokage
Matchmaker: Ino (A VERY old version of her. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. I know I'm evil….or is it emo? Ah well!)
(All the other characters aren't important or they belong to me. Kukukukukuku…..)
Now on with the story. Let's get to it peoples!!
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"Naru, you already seventeen. Everyone else your age here has already married off and with children. We wanted you to get married a few years ago but after a few certain mishaps with the matchmaker…. Well anyway you are going and that's that!" Ordered Minato as he tried not to laugh from the memories from a bald Ino or when Ino 'accidentally' fell into the lake and her clothes were transparent enough to see through it afterwards. Ah good times, good times. It seemed that Naru and Sora were kind of having the same problem just now. Then Minato snapped them from their very, very, very fond memories.
"Sora can you go along with Naru to the bathhouse to meet Kushina for her preparation?" Questioned the older man. Sora nodded and dragged his friend away to the outside world. You could hear Naru screaming her lungs out. Her father sighed. It was a good thing that he ordered ear plugs as a daily process. He wouldn't have survived them with his loud daughter and strident, rowdy, red-headed wife. (You have to feel sorry for the man right? I probably would have some sort of graveyard in my backyard by now if I had to live with them.)
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"Sora-chan... would you be so kind to let me go, NOW!!" Shouted Naru to her best friend, Sora. Naru was tied up, (So she wouldn't escape. lol) and Sora was dragging her through the village. People were giving them strange looks, well strange looks toward the blonde haired blue eyed girl.
"Sorry Naru-chan but we can't let you escape again, can we?" Asked Sora as he gave Naru an evilish smirk. Naru pouted.
"But you know that once I'm freed I will make sure that you will get a slow and painful death." Stated Naru as she was continued being dragged through the shops and bazaars. Sora sighed at his friends childish antics.
"But then who will serve you day and night like a servant, Na-ru-chan?" Questioned the blue haired male.
'Also not to mention putting up with your huge ego.' Thought Sora.
"I could always teach Kyuubi some new tricks. He is still young, he will learn." Informed the Naru as they were continuing making their way to the bathhouse where they would meet Naru's mom, Kushina. She was an eccentric woman and everyone loved to be around her whether because of her beauty or her personality. She was a woman of rare beauty. Her hair the color of deep red roses, and her eyes; two emeralds that only defined wisdom and life.
"Ni hao(1) you two! I thought that I told you to be here three hours ago Naru!? Now we only have a mere two hours to get you ready for the matchmaker now!" Exclaimed the woman with fiery crimson hair.
'I woke up THIS early just so my mom can brush my hair for TWO FREAKING HOURS!! Why oh why me. Life is cruel.' Thought the blonde.
"Uh...yeah... I just forgot that I had promised Raiju-sama that I would meet him today for some 'sun'. See ya! Have fun Naru!!" Stated Sora and in an instant he was far gone from sight before anybody could say a word to him. (Lucky him.)
"Stupid, evil, horny bastard...leaving me alone with the devil's second in command." Muttered Naru but unfortunately her mom heard the comment.
"What did you say my lovely little daughter?" Sickenly yet sweetly asked Kushina. This scared the shit out of Naru. (The same thing happens to me when this happens with me and my mother. Moms are very scary when they want to be. lol)
"Um... nothing. Nothing at all mom!!" Said Naru slightly scared.
"Good now come on we have to give you a decent bath, because right now you look quite...unsuitable." Kushina stated as a matter of factly as she released the ropes tied around her daughter and dragged her to her doom.
"Why do I have a feeling like I am going to be put through hell today." Naru silently whispered to herself as she was literally dragged into the bathhouse by her mother for some preperation for another rendavez with the matchmaker. (I now feel kinda sorry for Ino, keyword is 'kinda' though. lol)
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(1)- It means hello to you people who don't know yet. If you didn't already know that all I can say is wwooooooooowww...and I mean it.
Sorry about this chapter being so short (As I have already said to you guys.) but I have been really busy with everything lately. And school is killing me. (Probably should not have taken so many extra curriculam activites.) But the next chapter will be a lot longer that I promise you peoples.