VI. Godlike Harry story

Harry was just sitting in the common room being depressed. His family is dead, a dark lord wants kill him and he is everyone's topic. Suddenly he gets a growth spurt and gets a lot of muscles. He cries in happiness. Suddenly he can also perform magic that is stronger than then the Universes forces itself. He runs out of the common room. Every girl is getting unconscious by his appearance. They fight over him.

"He's mine!"

"No, mine!"

Harry grins, he feels like he is on the top of the world. Then he runs to all his enemies. He changes Snape's potion room into a rainbow paradies, turns Malfoy into a ferret and changes Umbridges clothing into black.

"Muhahaha!" he cries.

"Ahhh!" his enemies cry. "Have mercy!" But Harry just laughed and then runs to Voldemort.

"Harry Potter, so you've finally came to fight me?" Voldemort asked.

Harry grinned. "Yeah, and I brought company. Attack my friends!" Suddenly an army of unicorns and pegasi ran towards Voldemort with Harry crying: "Brony for eva!" While crying this he summoned a hurricane, a flying dragon, an army of skeleton and a thousands of mirrors, so Voldemort could die by looking at his reflection.

"Ahh, my eyes. I can't win against the mighty Harry Potter." he cried before he perished.

As Harry won, all his friends came by and cheered: "Potter, Potter!" Harry felt like he was the King of the Earth, the moment should never end…

"Harry, we found out the secrets of the Horcrux!" Ron and Hermione cried while storming into the common room. What they saw absolutely shocked them. Harry was playing with some puppets.

"Oh Harry, you are so awesome!" he said with the Ginny puppet.

"Uhh, your awesomeness defeated me." the Voldemort puppet cried.

Hermione and Ron just looked at each other bewildered, then they nodded at each other.

"Let's go get Madam Pomfrey."

VII. Marriage law

"So after this law, we shall marry the person, the ministry chose for us."

"After this list I have to marry Parkinson, Hermione has to marry Malfoy and you have to marry Snape?" Ron asked.

Harry looked disgusted. "Well, it appears so."

Hermione sighed. "Well, let's get get through with this, I mean how bad can it be? I mean we just have to marry or worst enemies, get babies with them, live with them for ever and bear their endless insulting. I mean, it's not bad, am I right? Guys?"

Harry and Ron didn't listen to her anymore. They were looking at her in horror thinking about all the stuff she said and looking at her awkwardly.

Hermione laughed nervously. "I mean, it can't be that bad, right?"

20 years and 15 marriage laws later.

"Hey, I'm Rachel Road, I'm your…"

"Yeah, yeah, you're my new wife, please grab a number and get in the line." Ron pointed at the huge line behind him. The woman went their. Ron sighed. Ever since the marriage law came out, things went weird. At the beginning everyone was forced to marry a Death Eater. After several laws later, people decided everyone should marry one of the golden trio, so the population will only exist with good kids. Ron didn't even wanted to know who invented this rule.

"Hey, mate." Harry sat next to Ron wearing a colorful T-shirt, with a chicken hat and dungarees.

"Woah, mate, what happened to you?" Ron asked.

"Ugh, my stupid husband wanted me to dress like that." Harry answered.

"That sucks."

"I know, and you know what's the worst thing. Every time I get a husband and I'm not even GAY!"

Ron looked at Harry's T-shirt, then at his head. He coughed. "Well, you know, if you look at your choice of clothing…"

"Oh, shut up."

VIII. Snape/Hermione and Sirius/Hermione story

"Oh, Granger, I must say you look very sexy today."

"Piss off, Snivellus, Hermione is mine!"

"Oh yeah, Black, you and what army?"

"My army of awesomeness!"

Hermione was looking between the two of them blushing. She didn't know how to response to this kind of attention.

"She's mine!"

"No, mine!"

In that moment Harry stormed in.

"HEY!" he cried. Sirius and Snape stopped their fighting to look at Harry.

"Look, Hermione is sixteen and you guys are adults. If you like her that would make you a pedophile and after Paragraph 75 of the British law (I made that paragraph up) and that is chargeable. And you would be in prison for molesting her for like ever."

Sirius and Snape looked at each other in horror, then at Harry.

"Uh oh."

A few hours later.

"Nooo, not Askaban again."

"Well, at least I have some quality time with Black now."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

IX. Time Travel story

"We did it, we are back in the Maruders time!" Harry cried. Ron and Hermione were standing next to him.

Just then James and Lily came in. "Hey who are you?" James asked.

Harry grinned. "I'm your son from the future, this are my best friends Ron and Hermione." Then he explained the reason why he was here. After he finished he spotted himself as a baby. "And ohhh, is that me?" He pointed at the baby. He ran towards it and wrapped it into his arms.

"Ohh, I was soooo cute!"

James and Lily just stared at him dumbfounded. This was their son in the future? Surely this was a mistake. Lily coughed slightly.

"Well, if you are really our son, wouldn't that be kind of a paradox?"

The golden trio looked at her confused. "What are you talking about?" Ron asked.

"Well, if Harry really is here, so who is the real Harry, you or the baby? Besides, you came here to save us. But if you traveled back in time, that never happened. So where did you get the idea from? The only logical explanation is that you disturbed the space-time background and for that you actually have to perish, because you can't exist twice."

Harry just stared at his mother.

"Uh oh."

In the next second he disappeared. The others just stared dumbfounded at the place where Harry had been.

"Hehe, no worries, I mean everything will turn out alright like always, am I right?" Ron cheered up the others while laughing nervously.

A few weeks later

Lord Voldemort now the ruler of the wizard world.

He had defeated the Potter family and Dumbledore. His reaction to his victory: "Ha, noseless for the win! Voldy is on the top, bitches!"

X. Harry Harem story

Harry was lying on the couch in the common room when suddenly a lot of girls came in. He spotted Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Luna, Angelina, Katie, Lavender and many more.

"Hi, Harry." they cried.

"Don't you wanna have fun?" Ginny asked while taking off her shirt.

"Come on, big boy, we want to give you something." Cho said while wiggling her breasts.

"Come, on Harry, let us seduce you." Hermione moaned.

Harry felt like on cloud nine. He smirked cockily at the girls.

"With my pleasure." With that he took off his clothing. He was now naked. He then went to the girls who all embraced him. Now this was going to be fun.

In that moment Ron ran into the common room. "Hey, Harry check this out, this is the latest quidditsch…" He stopped when he saw Harry smooching of several pillows which were lying around him.

"Oh, yes girls, harder!" he moaned.

Ron just looked at this flabbergasted.

Poor Harry, he finally has lost his marbles. He thought. Then he went out of the common room, scared for life.

Bamm, finished. I hope you guys liked this chapter. Poor Ron, he always gets the worst :). Please give me more suggestions and review. Wish you all a good day.